Terrified of Swans

Sometimes I write stuff, sometimes I'm a drunken mess. Let's find out what I am today. Andrew 23 M Bi Chicago

[manamanami]

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[skittle-skattle]

every time i think i should unfollow you because you've been inactive for a while, you come back

That’s because I’m inside your brain, monitoring you, for reasons you don’t need to know yet.

[boredpanda]

Cats Who Just Realized You Took Them To The Vet

[sandandglass]

Hampton Yount - Comedy Central’s The Half Hour

[skittle-skattle]

i remember that someone went through and accumulated every single fancy feast ask you'd gotten, but that was a while ago

YES and I think it’s tagged as something specific but I keep forgetting to tag people screaming at me about fucking cat food. I realize I’m profane enough that people might not quite understand what I mean there, so let me rephrase that. People want me to shove cat food up their asses.

[skittle-skattle]

YOU'RE BACK! I MISSED YOU AND ALL THIS FANCY FEAST NONSENSE

I DON’T THINK I’VE MISSED IT AS MUCH AS YOU ALL HAVE

[skittle-skattle]

I haven't visited your blog in a while and I'm REALLY CONFUSED WHAT IS GOING ON WITH FANCY FEAST

FANCY FEAST IS ETERNALFANCY FEAST IS INESCAPABLEACCEPT FANCY FEAST INTO YOUR HEARTTOO LATE IT IS ALREADY THERE

Seriously though it’s just a dumb thing some of my followers have started and I cannot escape it I think I have a tag for it? lol I’ve been gone so long I barely remember my tags.

[andistoodtherelovingyou]

[loversdearest]

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT

[aestheticthisaestheticthat]

This is it. This is the one. This takes the money it wins this guy has literally summed up me into one video I am alive and well my skin is clear and I am as alive as I will every be because no post or video has ever more accurately described me.

[kahtiihma]

the-fear-factory it you

[maxxxioretty]

you think my blog is trash now wait until hockey season starts

[tyytanium-deactivated20160425]

[nl]

a baby named Infant

[sonicthehedgegod]

there are amost 8,000 people in the US named “Infant” and i feel so tired, so very exhausted

[unclefather]

How is baby a name for a baby

[gothicprep]

there are 3 different spellings of “riley” on this list

[skittle-skattle]

...you didn't answer the part about whether or not you've seen over the garden wall😭😂

I GOT TOO EXCITED ABOUT SQUARE MOM I HAVE NOT SEEN IT BUT I HAVE HEARD GREAT THINGS IF I GET FREE TIME I MIGHT START WATCHING IT

[1stfrom92]

When your lady on her period.

[macsceneshawe-deactivated201606]

this got  funnier as it went

[nefepants]

“Don’t call her a bitch but

GET YOUR BITCH SOME CHOCOLATE”

[theequeenpin]

Facts 😂

[p0kemina]

There needs to be some sort of induction ceremony

[victoria-wayne]

This is the only comedy sketch that doesn’t make fun of women and their period. It try’s to make you relies how weird and annoying periods really are. That’s really refreshing

[buddy-berry]

“Share?”

“no”

“shaRE?!”

“NO NO NO!”

[bluesunblazing]

quaker parrots are too pure for this harsh world

[fuckyeahatwell]

[keeper-of-the-flames]

cblgblog

[cblgblog]

Dear God yes. 

[skittle-skattle]

In order to combat the vast amounts of fancy feast questions, I'm gonna have to ask you which mom is your favorite mom in steven universe. Also have you seen Over the Garden Wall?

SQUARE MOM IS BEST MOM AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE

[skittle-skattle]

I NEED THE FANCY FEAST YOU MAGNIFICENT CREATURE

THEN GO GET SOME FANCY FEAST YOU DON’T NEED MY PERMISSION

[muhammadsmiry]

WHAT'S IN REFUGEE'S BACKPACK?

“May Allah protect them.”