Totes

I hate pants and I love plants

[shencomix]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

look how many fucking endings and routes this game had

[mettic]

this is also ignoring the true ending 

[imgonnafucktherobot]

is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map 

[squeakitties]

fun fact 

in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu

literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played

each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game

you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it

[meatseekingmissile-deactivated2]

what the fuck

[crisontumblr]

It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit:

I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on.

For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing?

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today

[phantomruby]

JESUS

[nittany-tiger]

Didn’t know Shadow had all of that stuff in it.

[thatadhdfeel]

Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

[topherchris]

[nixhouseofcards]

Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

[sarahconnorjr]

Military commercials: do you like playing video games? Wouldn’t it be cooler to murder people?

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Practicing for my first open mic this weekend. Feedback appreciated!

[mpregcraig]

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

This is why I no longer work retail.

[mtfautoandrophile]

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

[mtfautoandrophile]

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

[teaboot]

One time at dance some rando grabbed me by the waist and told me to dance with him and I told him “if you don’t let go I’m going to bite you” and he didn’t let go so I bit him and that really should be the end of the story but he thought that was funny so I turned around and gave him a donkey kick to the shins and took about a 4 inch strip of skin with me so what I learned that day is when one is without debilitating venom, one must be as a horse do

[simonalkenmayer]

“be as a horse do” is my new favorite colloquialism.

[awesomacious]

A friend made a wise choice 3D printing this masterpiece

[laughterkey]

@texnessa

[mirrorfalls]

Fundamentalist fearmongering video: This dungeon “master” is given complete control and “players” must do whatever dark things are demanded of them.

Real DM: Please, just cross the river. You’ve all tried to seduce the catfish and it didn’t work. I’m begging you.

[flip-this-table]

Player: I’M GONNA TURN INTO A CATFISH SO I CAN CATFISH THE CATFISH. :D

DM: YOU GET CATFISH HERPES AND DIE.

Video voice-over: Truly sinister.

[phdbff]

[kiteshi-s]

When u get carried through a dungeon

[neutralbacteria]

[mymodernmet]

Artist Paints Imaginary Ecosystems Bursting With Colorful Flora and Fauna

[literarymagpie]

Yellena James

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

[butneverstoptrying]

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

[wwinterweb]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS

[st-just]