never gonna dance again

J | 1993 | Black/mixed | She/They | Bi | K-pop sideblog: shattingstar

[dayvan]

when they hit you with that recently unemployed stare

[wallofgoats]

no way daily mail posted this expecting people not to find it funny as hell

[hotvampireadjacent]

lol. Lmao even

[idreamtofmanderleyagain]

PSA: if you describe your sexy demons as "smelling sulphurous/like brimstone," that's not just vague mystical words.

Those are real smells.

They smell like farts.

Please know this. I'm begging you.

[beefstrugglenoff]

I love you dead punctuation marks.

[beefstrugglenoff]

[uroko]

花景色

[witchgrindergeneral]

[ovur]

I fucking hate Jerry the mouse. Leave. Tom. ALONE.

[smol-robo]

Who causes more damage tom or jerry?

[ovur]

Who is in who's house? Who is not meant to be there..?

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

two households both alike in dignity

[plaguedocboi]

[gayocats]

[feralratbitesu]

[kohanakonohana]

本日も猫様に監督されております。

Mr.J observes me also today .

織り機の腰掛けにあたる敷板のすみっこに載ってくるのです。

He jump up on the "shikiita" that is the sitting place of the room

[straycatj]

カントクするです

I check her!

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[nikxation]

PSA, there's a really nasty Discord scam going around rn. If one of your friends DMs you, starting off with a simple "hello" "how are you", may even joke around a little, and then starts asking you to look at a game/project they're working on, don't click the link, don't download anything. If you can reach that friend through non-Discord means, reach out and let them know they got hacked.

One of my friends said the link takes them to a very convincing video game page that has in-game screenshots and stuff, and then gives you an option to download a playtest zip file or something. That download exploits a weakness Discord apparently has for password protected zip files and steals your Discord log-in and changes your account info to the scammer's account info. Two of my friends lost their accounts. Be careful.

[nikxation]

Slight adjustment to this... Apparently the virus scrapes all your passwords and files on your computer, not just Discord... It just uses Discord to gain access... Friend had a picture of his license saved on his computer, and apparently the scammers even got their hands on that... So it's a nasty little hack...

[prettycolors]

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

this is what she looked like

[skittlette]

yuh