[studentlifeproblems]

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

You're in her DMs. I'm her emergency contact. We are not the same.

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I've just received some horrible news.

[shouldnt]

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

[uriecriss]

“What are you doing on the computer all the time?”

[meanplastic]

[booblessgoddess]

[deeznutsu-deactivated20150913]

“food’s ready come downst-”

[dmrdmrdmr-deactivated20230828]

my sleeping pattern ain’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[toastbutteregg]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[onlytwitterpics]

[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[adz]

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

[finallyiveflown-deactivated2016]

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

[ass-wolf-deactivated20171001]

[straightboyfriend]