10cm tall green alien

take me to your leader

[skolimpio]

My love...

[skolimpio]

Game theory should highkey hire me, I got some great theories cooking up here eyes emoji

[skolimpio]

Anyone else buying this?

[onesinandhundredsofgooddeeds]

this is technically a "what if dante had IDs" post but i got injured and haven't had the energy to finish anythijg big or serious. but i HAVE had the energy to draw some bullllllshit (if you couldn't tell). Kong Qiu mirror world. Fuck with me

(listen, i understand why we didn't get a wang zhao ID... but not getting a zigong ID was a robbery. zigong outis... we could have had it all. but nope! 1 million rabbits)

reblogs greatly appreciated! bonus carmie:

[transfemininomenon]

[skolimpio]

Many people are coming to me asking "Skolimpio, how could it be Roland in that canto 9 trailer?" And I have many answers the first being we don't know every thing about this guy the second being Roland is a close friend of mine the third being kjh told me. So basically, I'm right and if u disagree prepare to feel really embarrassed. And in the event I was wrong, I was still more willing to engage with Roland type media than you will EVER be.

In summary: I am smart. Roland is real.

[skolimpio]

I made a dollorroom theory before, but now I have a new umamusume pretty derby theory: everyone but me is cheating.

[corvusphobia]

Bruh what the fuck going on in H corp

[sinclairenthusiast]

true besties get chinese together

[elitegreet]

[albva]

Susie's idea

[skolimpio]

my new delly rune theory

my dollar rune thery is that i think the knight is actually susie. my evidence for this is that susie once said something mean i dont really remeber what it was or whatever but the emotion i felt from that story moment stuck with me so im MAD. and only the roaring knight can make me this MAD. second part of this theory is that berdly is actually also the knight. you see there are 8 knights. perhaps 8 crazy knights. also remove the part where susie is the knight i got something better. lancer is the knight. no wait. no, its even better. kris is not the knight, TORIEL IS THE KNIGHT. MY PROOF? MY PROOF YOU ASK!? Well, its in chapter 5. you will all see, my thoery will make sense next chapter, when all is revealed. also, lancer solos the knight.

[wingeddonkey]

GMAN IN HIS TRUE FORM!!!

[hoshizoralone]

johnlikers.... though it looks like jonklers

[skolimpio]

death

[skolimpio]

My haters, numerous as they are, cannot seem to put their collective intelligence together to realize that there is a way to beat me. The way is to DENY ME MY FUSION GIFTS GRAAAAAA AAAAAA I HATE LIMBUS COMPANY

[whitewoodinsleep]