Skramamme

Observations, musings and the occasional rant coupled with silly memes, interesting tidbits and pics of tattoos. Fixed the donation button- thanks to anyone who signal boosts or can donate . It's greatly appreciated <3

[jadeseadragon]

Some Self Portraits by Women Artists:

Sofonisba Anguissola (Italian, 1530-1625), Self Portrait at the Easel Painting a Devotional Panel, 1556

Judith Leyster (Dutch, 1609-1660), Self Portrait, ca. 1630

Élisabeth Louise Vigée Le Brun (French, 1755-1842), Self Portrait in a Straw Hat, after 1782

Marie-Gabrielle Capet (French, 1761-1818), Self Portrait, c. 1783

Zinaida Serebriakova (Russian, 1884-1967), At the Dressing Table - Self Portrait, 1909

Nasta Rojc (Croatian, 1883-1964), Self Portrait, 1912

Tamara de Lempika (Polish, 1898-1980), Self Portrait in the Green Bugatti, 1925

Leonor Fini (Argentine-French, 1908-1996), Self Portrait with Scorpion, 1938

Frida Kahlo (Mexican, 1907-1954), Self Portrait, 1945

Yana Movchan (b. in Kiev, Ukraine, 1971), Beautiful Me (Self Portrait)

[late70s]

They know!!

[thingstolovefor]

Twitter deleted her thread. Reblog to save it. #Love it!

[africant]

[lilithminded]

this hit me like a bus

[nastynas1991]

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

[cr-tist]

I never realized how much I needed to see something like this until I just found it. Reblog til the end of my days

[skramamme]

no words...

[ikonicgif]

Idris Elba attends the ‘Manus x Machina: Fashion In An Age Of Technology’ Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 2, 2016 in New York City.

[iraffiruse]

Average Life Goals

[tinker-tdc]

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

[biglawbear]

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

[lagunabend]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

ok but what is this from????????

[strippernotes-deactivated201812]

True Detective Season 1 serving up rrrreeeaaalllllneeesssss

[iamseraplz]

You are not a sex worker.

Cool, good to know.

It would be great if the FBI felt that way. Did you know I have an FBI file just because I work at a porn store? Interesting facts of life. I’ve never committed a crime, but I have the file.

[arcanalovesyou-deactivated20170]

Oh, my bad! The FBI has a file on you; I guess that means you must perform sexual labour. Try actually grinding on that dildo and see how law enforcement feels about you then.

[lilitharcane-blog]

Lmao if you’re not selling sexual LABOR you’re not a sw.

[workingclasswhore]

just being around sex in a commercial environment does not make you a sex worker!!

[skramamme]

lmao dear god...

[bigblueboo]

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

This concept

[skramamme]

need

[skramamme]

Oh, I'm physically dependent but I'm not an addict just, ughhhhh stahp

[emotionaul-deactivated20171231]

Women do not necessarily wake up one morning and decide they want to do sex work if I’m not mistaken. Women choose to do sex work to survive if they grew up in poverty or can’t pay for things. Well many women do sex work because they want to but it’s either a web cam girl or a nudist if I’m not wrong. So furthermore we need to stop judging if we’re not going to offer them a hand, without asking in return especially men and they have the audacity to call her a ho. ¿😐?

[workingclasswhore]

Do you, like, have any idea about sex workers? Have you ever talked to sex workers? Plenty chose to go into sex work (even brothel/escorting work), not out of poverty. Jesus. Stop seeing us as people who have to resort to this, start seeing us as people who’ve made a choice. Thanks.

[skramamme]

"Women do not necessarily wake up one morning and decide they want to do sex work if I’m not mistaken." Um, yeah, I did actually. I already have a casual retail job that pays $27+ an hour but it's boring as hell and I hate it. Sex work allows me to read or have a nap or just chill between bookings and I am more in control of my hours. So even though I have less financial stability engaging in sex work it's a better fit for me than straight work (and although I do fit into the category of "working poor" I know sex workers who absoloutely do not). Plus when I do make good money it's GOOD money and I don't have to declare shit if I don't want to (not saying that's what I do, but I could...).

[ringo-obsession]

Turn your handwriting into a font

I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:

1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website

2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:

3. Scan the template  4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file” 5. Download it to your computer and install

And check out my result!

[traumbelrum-deactivated20240801]

reblogging for writers that want to invent their own font. 

[skramamme]

Got me a fabulous lace front ombre hair piece for work, only problem is I have such a little head and this is soooo full, so I have taken out a few wefts and am waiting for a razor comb from ebay to thin the unit out. I worked at my new place of employment on Sunday and it was only me and one other girl for half the day and we were so busy... it was intense! Plus I got my period in the middle of a booking! So I got to use the sponge method for the first time too- it was quite a day. Best thing though is that I'm getting great feedback from the clients. I honestly thought I would be into "the porn star experience" type sex, lots of anal, cock gagging etc yet I find I am gravitating towards very sensual, intimate sex with very close physical contact, kissing, caressing, eye gazing etc. Not what I thought I would be into at all but it seems to be working well for me- I even came on my second shift! LOL I was not expecting to have an orgasm on my second day of full service sex work. I now have my Dr certificate etc and am listed on the brothel's website so I definitely have a spot there. I am hoping to do 2 days, 1 night a week- with my mental health issues and being a single mum etc added to all that I don't think I have the energy to do more right now, but if I can get good enough to eventually have my own private escort service I would be wrapt- because, lbr, the brothel is awesome for providing a safe environment and comradere with the other girls but you lose so much to the house per booking (although we get 100% every 10th booking or even more frequently if we are on time for our shifts). So as much as I like the nurturing atmosphere of the brothel I want to be earning more per booking. Fortunately I already have guys asking what my roster is so they can see me, so hopefully I'll have some regulars soon. So thank you stripping for making me uber comfortable with nudity and to age for helping me to not give a fuck about archaic ideals of sexually acceptable behaviour. Feeling pretty damn good right now :)

[thespiritualslut]

Have you ever met a sex worker who didn't have a conventionally 'pretty' vagina? Like longer labia and not all tucked and baby pink like porn? I want to start getting into sw but I don't have tiny nipples and my labia are longer :(

Yes, the majority of naked girls I’ve seen haven’t had “porn star” tits or pussies. Nipples and labia come in all different sizes, shapes, and colours. Don’t worry about it. xx

[skramamme]

If it helps I have lost my inner labia- they have fused to my outer labia- and my clit is completely covered due to an auto immune condition called lichen sclerosis (which makes having an orgasm very fucking difficult). Luckily my case is only mild/severe and not complete loss of both inner and outer labia and issues with the perianal area etc. It also makes the skin of the vulva very prone to tearing and the entrance to the vagina becomes very narrow. Yet no one in my private life or my couple of one hour bookings even noticed. Guys are generally clueless as to what things can look like, so try to ignore all that whole "normal looking/odd looking" vulva bullshit. I know that's easier said than done, but it is possible. And some of the girls I used to dance with who had longer labia were in huge demand, so really, it's not as pervasive as you might think outside of porn and adult entertainment- most guys are just thrilled to have someone there with them <3

[skramamme]

First night doing full service

So, I got me a job at a nice little brothel in the outer suburbs of Melbourne. I only had 2 bookings my first night but both were 1 hour and the guys were really happy with my service. I may be in my mid 40's but can pass for early-mid 30's and am ordering a nice hair piece tomorrow to finalise the look I have my second shift on Thursday day shift and am feeling so good about it. I honestly found it was sooo easy! Like, easier in some ways than stripping. The only thing is I took too much of my morphine (prescribed) and they thought I was (and I quote) a "smack head" which (in theory) I am but I simply took a few too many valium on top of my pain meds and was a bit out of it for a few hours. So I am somewhat mortified but have decided to apologise to the girls show them my meds and explain that I was nervous and just took an extra valium to calm my nerves not realising it would knock me so much. I did explain that to the house mother who was like "I'm glad you brought that up as we have a zero drug tolerance policy and you were nodding off" etc So apart from that hiccup the sex itself was easy. My hours at my straight job are now around 12 hours a week and I pay tax and have to declare it all and it's fucking up my hip standing for 6+ hours at a time on conrete floors. So I took a leap of faith and here I am, finally, after many years stripping and many years out of the whole industry, I'm doing full service! I'm happy- it feels fine, there's no emotional stress, I honestly didn't care at all after my first booking, it was like I went to the shops for the emotional connection I felt. So yeah, feeling empowered to finally be making some real $$$

[micdotcom]

In the weeks following the Paris attacks, political commentators demanded peaceful Muslims around the world denounce terrorism, be held responsible for crimes they did not commit and stop playing the victim card. Many Muslims did denounce the attacks. The double standard after Colorado Springs is clear.

[redditaww]

These cats were cuddling in the shape of a heart

[swordusers]

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