ayyyyyyy

Megs. Philly, Pa. ♀

[slimetony]

My hobbys consist of emotional stability and drinking water at room temperature

[bagh0st-deactivated20240223]

You had me and then you lost me.

[slimetony]

Do not worry I will find you

[rarepatrickstumppics]

Heavy metal broke my

*right dab*

*left dab*

HEART.

[thebootydiaries]

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

when u wake up at 3am and forgot to put ur water on ur nightstand

[breakfast-four-dinner]

There are so many better possible uses of this image

[deanhoney-deactivated20220819]

then post them urself does it look like i have time to be the sole provider of this meme?

[animatedtext]

[weavemama]

BLESS THIS RESTAURANT

[skrillaqueen]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

[charlesoberonn]

*creepy image*

Me: meh

*same creepy image, but with a time and date stamp*

Me: 

[charlesoberonn]

For example:

Kinda creepy

Much creepier

[cat-memes-only]

[the-real-void]

Reminder to:

Drink water

Feed the monster in your closet

Sacrifice a small animal to a star of your choice

Bees

Enter the dream realm

Stretch your muscles

Consume at least 7 souls a day

[michelleumunna]

[fuks]

[tagtra]

Im fucking crying on my break why is this so funny

[shitpostempire]

[jigglyturk]

me

[puttskee]

[zackisontumblr]

[viralthings]

A friend sent this picture to me, said it was from the Woman’s March in Albany.

[ahellofapilot]

This is my favorite sign.