@skrimpiest - Tumblr Blog

There are basically two things I want out of fiction: I want characters who have high emotional awareness and the vocabulary to clearly articulate their needs and perspectives, and I want those needs and perspectives to be the most unhinged thing you've ever fucking heard.

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Hi, skrimpiest, how are you? 😘😘😘

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I keep thinking maybe we should update the gryphon kitten, but then I feel like the design still holds together pretty well even compared to our newer work...

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internet friends table at my wedding

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Y'all are fuckin idiots man. That shit is not normal. No other vaccine causes this bullshit.

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i don’t think you’ve ever actually gotten a vaccine before if you think that

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Protect the void boy at all costs.

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I wish I lived in that little glass box room that houses the Walgreens logo.

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Why cant I live up there....

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punxsutawney phil has spoken

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cunt bastard

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everyone shut the fuck up i found a stardew valley mod that makes the in game dog look like my real dog

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this is the only thing that matters now

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dovyou like it

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y-yes ma’am

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splashes loudly in my pajama palace and you perceive it as a pool. i see my ubik has been working lovely on you. should keep those nast Geastalt off you til the u-men play their next sbow! clay wobble as she is forevereal stuck in a loop, a loop you perceive eith a heavy concious, conch shells twirled and the screen taunt, taunting past what we all know. past ahat we all know.