rozdarcie @skro-ple-nie - Tumblr Blog

promethes

sitting here. unkissed. when will it end

strawberrybutch

idk who i am but i like girls

rarabro

kissing a girl’s stomach is such a soft form of affection………i love it

viinnttaaggee

Just found out sleeping does not erase all my problems. Shocked and upset

starei

'my love' 'my darling''sweetheart' 'baby' oh god

rosiegbaby

so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*

fs72x

eye contact ft. you

okssure

making someone cum is so much fun

explicitcherry

What's your sexuality

stupid

willynylanders

me @ myself: wish you weren’t so fuckin awkward bud

ruby-white-rabbit

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

ruby-white-rabbit

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet