The Vampire Lestat (2026)

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The Vampire Lestat (2026)
If you think about it, a dollar was like SO much money in 1889 or whatever
If you think about it, a dollar was like SO much money in 1889 or whatever
What is birth story? And other Qs no one is asking that F The short version: birth story is an Interview with the Vampire (2022)/Vampire Le
You asked for a birth story timeline (8 million years ago), and @queerofcups and I answered.
If you read one co-written 200k (and counting) drag queen Lestat nonlinear human AU, surely it should be this one. Here's a review from someone on reddit:
criminally underrated ... I cannot stress how beautifully written and touching it is
They forgot to say it is extremely horny! But this person also compared it to the work of flashindie and ohofcourse so like, you know what, that's fine.
Anyway, we hope ths timeline is useful, either to readers who want to quickly consult where in the story a specific fic or chapter takes place, or new readers who aren't sure how to go about reading this pretty long AU series.
We are both very happy to answer questions about birth story here or add to the FAQ. We love concrit!
3.5 reaction below the cut, I have not done it for every episode even though I have loved every episode. This one just gave me a lot to think about. Spoilers.
Okay so first things first, some people may know (and others probably don't) that I have been DYING to know what they do with the ancient Egypt aspect of Akasha and Enkil. And from this episode it seems like, maybe, the answer is ... nothing? Or maybe that's not it, maybe we'll find out more in a future episode or another season. But I'd be really pleased if they dropped it entirely. There was a reference to a woman with her tongue cut out when Akasha was babbling, so I might presume they are going in the general direction of the twins/some component of the storyline. But how they play it across the ancient history origin myth is yet to be seen. I'm fascinated by how Anne Rice treated all of this (which I would summarize as, about how you'd expect, could have been worse) in terms of like lavishing detail on Egyptian art and cosmological beliefs, and I'll feel such a sense of relief if the show just ... doesn't touch this. Think about the Queen of the Damned movie, where the Egyptiany details are preserved even with how much they pared back the actual plot and lore from the source: the statues are explicitly Egyptian-looking, and Aaliyah is -- and, I mean this in the most critiquing Orientalism way -- pretty much in sexy Cleopatra Halloween cosplay. (It's not a good movie.) We'll see what they do with it, and I support it if they do nothing.
Anyway, yeah, this version of Akasha is really good. Magnetic performance. I appreciate how far they went away from that movie. Also, interestingly, she delivers the most classically vampiric gesture I think we've ever seen on the show in biting Lestat. Just like, actually terrifying (if you're terrified by TV vampires).
You know what, I feel bad for Larry. RIP to a guy who should have been in a different bio pic.
Okay, on that note -- I do think there is some fault for his death to be laid at Lestat's feet for just being so unrelentingly ass to this guy. I mean, is this the worst thing Lestat ever did? No. Didn't Armand actually kill him? Well, yeah, sure. But per Louis in 2.5, Armand's MO is to find someone "half in love with an easeful death," which is to say, already kind of primed for it. It doesn't seem like he's going up to totally okay people and getting them from 0 to suicide. And I think you have to put some of this on Lestat. Lestat butted into his band (at Larry's invitation, seemingly), displaced his role in it, kept telling him what to do (play the tambourine -- he's a guitarist?), made him rerecord things many times, clearly gave him a hard time. Anyway, the beats of the conversation Lestat has with Sam Barclay about Larry's part are:
lestat: bury it sam: that's a deep grave lestat: pretend i'm armand
The "pretend I'm Armand" bit is about Sam's employment at the Theatre des Vampires, right, where the work was finding humans to lull into an easeful death, and then subsequently executing Claudia (which is the thing that Lestat is mostly pissed off about). Obviously this isn't literal, but I think Lestat is a bit culpable. Who fucking knows what Armand is doing, of course, but at least in the context of this episode it seems clear to me that this is part of a pattern for Lestat and his feelings about what happens to the people he's loved and not always treated well and Armand's triangulation.
As with the Nicki and Louis parallels, like, Armand was the person most immediately responsible for these men's suicidal gestures, and they both seemingly had depressive tendencies, but to say that Lestat's role is irrelevant to the outcome would be wrong I think? And so I wonder if Lestat will be grappling with this on some level.
My repeatedly listening to the seasons 1 and 2 soundtracks sure is paying off.
A big thing I keep thinking about is how much of what's onscreen is just Lestat's narrative showing through. Would Marius really call Armand a "rotten boy"?
Free space for all the insane things Louis is getting up to (have you seen this fic about it?) and the Lestat intercession in that and the Claudia of it all, but I don't have anything strikingly original to say about it other than that I am into it.
And down here at the bottom, of course nobody cares, but I've got Madeleine and Claudia having Lestat meet them at the Cubbyhole here and in the fic I am currently writing she is staying at the Gansevoort. Nobody cares, and they shouldn't.
fic: dancing in the streetlight, my baby and me E 2.3k [link to ao3]
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a/n: thanks as always to @skrtomg for the quick beta read
You know how I'm always saying that discourse is generative? Nobody really gets Louis like queerofcups gets Louis: his triumphs and his nadirs, and the sick and twisted little things that make him tick and the lovely little virtues that make everyone fall helplessly in love with him. This fic is mostly his nadirs. It's also very funny! Ironies turning around in Louis' hands as he fumbles his way to glory.
I am not that into reading episodic reactions, I find, like, the plot of "what if Louis were actually there" about The Vampire Lestat on tour in 2025 doesn't stir me. (I'm not sure I could have predicted this, and I also don't mean this genre is bad and no one should like it -- I'm just not finding myself that motivated to click on these fics.) I say all of this because of course Dann would do one that works for me by ratcheting up the impropriety ushered into Louis' storyline by episode 3.4. It does a good job predicting some of the turns in 3.5; others were seemingly picked up naturally. But I think the natural fluidity of the premise is rooted in pure character.
Also, this fic is a mirror, and spiritual successor, to my favorite of their non-birth story works: rubbing ghost on ghost, a prime work of Southern gothic inasmuch as the source material, and an exploration of the strain in the center of the du Lac family and how Louis gropes his way toward a release. These are pendant fics, although they don't have to be read together; I think you will enjoy the fullness of them, however, and even more so back-to-back, with their generously described worlds and neat, mildly jolting endings. Really elegiac.
Is anyone getting Angels in America off the I, I, I, I phrasing or just me
Notes on journalism and vampires
Here is Hamilton Nolan, writing on Nick Biltonās appointment to run 60 Minutes, a premier source of US television investigative journalism that has recently become an apparatchik of the Trump administration:
Journalismāreal journalismāis, above everything else, allergic to bullshit. Bullshit is the mortal enemy of journalism. Real journalism aspires to be the opposite of bullshit. You can be a great journalist without being attractive, friendly, likeable, charismatic, as long as you possess a determination to root out and expose bullshit wherever it is found. Indeed, many journalists are unlikeable because they have this quality. The ideal leader of a hard-hitting investigative journalism operation is someone who is smart, driven, and virtually unemployable in any other context due to their pathological hatred of the corporate niceties used to obscure the lies of the rich and powerful.
This is about Daniel Molloy. (Not literally.)
I'm truly enjoying seeing everyone lose their shit. It's so good. The show has three episodes left to convince me it's bad and I'm really looking forward to watching them try.
Also every time I get a notif for that terrible fanfic with mpreg Louis and transgender baby Claudia I remember u talking shit about it. It has somehow gotten worse and the plot is literally going nowhere but I can't let it go... I want to see where the author is taking it
oh I know I should not answer this but the anonymous author already blocked me so like, whatever. Whoever tattled on me and @queerofcups to an anonymous author, great work.
The reason this fic sticks out to me as notable is because there is a lot of potential. The first two or three chapters were pure drawing room comedy about Louis stumbling back into his family amid a crisis and sidestepping questions about the inexplicable things he went off and did while he wasn't speaking to them. Then he left and it was like, oh, okay, the fic is not about this? There's a lot of material to mine in Louis' family dynamic so if you're writing a modern human AU where Paul hasn't died and the family doesn't fracture due to that and vampirism, I mean, fertile territory to reap. It's good on a line level. Even the choices around Claudia's transness are interesting in a kind of experimental way.
But I think the lack of resolution on these things, the fic hopping from thing to thing, exists in a grand tradition of fanfics just spinning their wheels to go on in serialization forever. I think some people are into this. It's definitely not unique, by which I mean, this is no original sin of the anonymous author's.
Still, I do wonder, what's the resolution to all this? Where is it going? What does anyone in this story want at all?
Can't wait for lesta birth story back story and mpreg things, you have no idea!
thank you, i'm always really delighted to know there is an audience!!
I'm deeply interested in why people think Daniel is doing a bad job, like, he literally got a scoop. He got exactly what he was looking for. His skills are fine. The issue isn't Daniel. The issue is Lestat sucks.
@queerofcups tagged me!!! none of these answers will surprise them.
LAST SONG - I finally found "The Loneliness" on Spotify and am listening to it right now.
CURRENTLY WATCHING - The Vampire Lestat, but I guess that's boring to say so uh I just watched this YouTube video about blue eyeshadow. Also I watched this TVL analysis video which I enjoyed because the presenter is just so incredibly giddy and enthusiastic about her argument that Lestat is going to seize the means of production or whatever.
CURRENT OBSESSION - well, the vampires, you know. My/our fanfic about them.
CURRENTLY READING - Edmund White's sex memoir The Loves of My Life. He talks about Anne Rice in the BDSM chapter, just so you know. I'm going to be done with this probably tonight, and I ordered a copy of Merrick to pick up after it.
Ugh, can I say something? The used bookstore where I was buying copies of Anne Rice books has closed, which sucks. Also it seems like Merrick is the first book that doesn't have an attractive paperback edition. I find this distressing.
I'm also always reading like newspapers and shit for work and fanfic, you know how it is. The 17 email newsletters I pay for.
CURRENTLY WORKING ON - in re: fanfic, I'm working on a birth story fic called "nose to tail" that gives some Lestat backstory. I'm also tooling away on a couple of mpreg things, and I keep opening my Daniel/journalism post, thinking "wow this is good, I'm so smart and so right," then I look at this fandom and just think, I can never write meta again.
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CURRENTLY WEARING - Free sweatshirt from my job. This is not a cool shirt. If I'd known I'd be doing this meme I would have worn something better.
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FAVORITE FLOWER - I don't have one and I can't imagine how I could possibly pick one. What I like to do around this time of year is buy a few bunches of garlic scapes in a jar and let them bolt. Looks crazy.
I would like to tag my dear sweet @dinnerdog (who will not do this) and uh omg who do i even know, @sheherlestat? @mister-saavik messaged me today and you have to respect a bitch who changes her hair but it's still regulation, admiral. @zolusbian?? @bicuspidcupid? I don't even know you guys, do this meme or don't, it's a big hot crisis out there.
y'all i think its ok for lestat to talk about serving cunt. if he is talking about fucking labubus and tiktok dances its pretty safe to assume that he has encountered and understands the concept of serving cunt. i think anyone who has been online for more than 24 hours has pretty much absorbed that context.
Louis fantasized about him saying "cunt" in the 1940s, also, you have to presume it's in his vocabulary.
I REALIZE it's Louis' memory and all so who's to say anything happened in that townhouse, actually, but when we see Lestat in the early twentieth century he's playing pop songs and recording them in the "music of the hour" and buying the latest cars and continually updating his wardrobe and his house is decorated in a pretty current style with contemporary artworks to the period. I don't know why it's audience pandering to think that in the 2020s he'd get online and adopt the deep cryptic slang of "serving cunt." You don't think he has to sound cool doing it or whatever but that's in-character for him.
I feel like my job in this fandom is to point out important details about the show that no one is talking about. Who's loving that Nicki stuck his hands into a chamber pot full of bloody vampire pee
mmm somebody do a gif set of lestat's "the best way to avoid thinking about the past is to have sex" monologue spliced over gabrielle and jarda please