Skeleton Detective Extraordinaire

Suave. Sophisticated. Charming. Handsome. Humble. ((icon is official art. ic style rp blog. mun and muse both 18+))

[wizardpostsdotorg]

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

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what haunts your muse? is there any event in your muse’s past that they can’t move past?

About two centuries ago, his wife and child were murdered in front of him, to get to him. He's never been the same person since that or his death, and he isn't going to be. He was a pacifist who hated violence; he is a violent and barbaric man.

There's a reason he gives Ember so much space, so much leeway. Even when it isn't healthy for either of them. It's overcompensation. He would be too restrictive, too attached, so instead he isn't restrictive and hides his attachment.

It's not so much that he cannot move past it; he has been past it for 200 years. But it haunts him, it has shaped him, and that won't change.

[weirdlypersonalrpmemes]

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send in a symbol i’ll answer the corresponding question about my muse!

[ 🫀 ] does your muse make decisions with their head or their heart? perhaps a bit of both?

[ 🏉 ] would you say your muse lives up to their potential? are they trying to, or could they care less?

[ 💥 ] is your muse protective of those they care for? if so, how do they show it?

[ 👓 ] does your muse tend to judge others, or are they more open-minded?

[ 💍 ] does your muse have trouble committing to others? are they comfortable being this way, or would they prefer to be different?

[ 🏛 ] does your muse have any strange interests? do they keep these interests to themselves, or are they comfortable sharing them with others?

[ 🧭 ] does your muse consider themselves a good person? why or why not?

[ 🚓 ] has your muse ever been arrested? if so, what for?

[ 🧬 ] how important is family to your muse?

[ 💀 ] does your muse tend to blame themselves or others?

[ 📖 ] does your muse keep a diary or journal? what do they, or would they, write in a journal?

[ 👻 ] what decisions have your muse made that they regret?

[ 🤱 ] does your muse want to have children? why or why not?

[ ⏰ ] does your muse tend to cling to the past, dream about the future, or look to the present?

[ 🚌 ] what haunts your muse? is there any event in your muse’s past that they can’t move past?

[ 🥀 ] what are your muse’s standards for a romantic partner? are they realistic? why do they have these standards?

[ 👊 ] does your muse favour nonviolence? will they be violent if needed? do they revel in violence?

[ 🩹 ] does your muse prefer to keep the peace or rock the boat? are they a mediator, or do they tend to make others upset?

[ 🌊 ] does your muse have any specific fears? is there a reason why they fear these things?

[ 🏭 ] is your muse happy with their job or career path? why or why not?

[ ✈️ ] does your muse like to travel? have they travelled in the past? where would they like to go?

[ ⚰️ ] does your muse believe in an afterlife? if so, what do they believe the afterlife would look like?

[ 🦁 ] is your muse cowardly, or courageous? what would it take for them to act heroically or selflessly?

[ 🔒 ] what are your muse’s most negative traits? how do these traits influence their lives? (ex. if a muse is aggressive, they may have trouble forming lasting friendships.)

[ ⛓ ] has your muse ever felt trapped? by what?

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

Ember will not stop pacing. They’re going to ruin my work.

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

This is a lot of suits for Ghastly to tailor.

I’m thrilled.

[disarmedbyakiss]

not to be slutty or anything but i’d listen to your problems and run my fingers through your hair

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

carouselthaumatrope​:

D–> It is D–> …Longer than I w001d like D–> It is a stress injury created by an unfavorable situation that continued for quite some time.

I see. You have my sympathies, then.

The situation has resolved itself, or been resolved, I take it?

[carouselthaumatrope]

D—> Partially, It may yet turn sour

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

If I might be able to offer any assistance, do let me know. Your friendship is valuable to my spouse, and the opportunity for continuation would be worth some trials. He needs to have people to talk to.

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

In a thoughtful, introspective mood tonight, it would seem. Just as well, I have the time for it. 

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

carouselthaumatrope​:

D–> It is D–> …Longer than I w001d like D–> It is a stress injury created by an unfavorable situation that continued for quite some time.

I see. You have my sympathies, then.

The situation has resolved itself, or been resolved, I take it?

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

carouselthaumatrope​:

D–> Merry met, Skulduggery D–> He is a pleasure to speak with. D–> Slowly, unfortunately. D–> I had water aerobi% yesterday, which was nice

Certainly, Ember tries to be.  That sounds lovely! It was your knee, wasn’t it? I’m sure being able to move at all again was nice. How long has it been, if I may ask?

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

The world continues to not end. Hurrah.

How are you all, lovely followers?

[carouselthaumatrope]

D–> Congratulations on the world not ending, that is always appreciated I’m certain D–> This is a lovely evening, how does it find you?

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

I am quite well, thank you, Carou. I don’t believe I’ve had the pleasure, although I’ve noticed your conversations with my spouse, Ember. Skulduggery Pleasant, at your service. It’s good to make your acquaintance.

I do indeed enjoy the world continuing to exist without any sort of apocalypse. I presume your world is also not ending? I certainly hope so.

How are you healing? 

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

The world continues to not end. Hurrah.

How are you all, lovely followers?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

nsfw = nosfewatu

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

My spouse/moirail is as entrancing as ever, and work as exhausting as it knows how to be, in case anyone was interested.

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

crepuxulum​:

D »—> He and I are partners, redly

D »—> My memory is uncertain, but I believe he’s spoken kindly of you before, to me

Ah. I believe I understand that. I am pleasantly surprised that he has spoken of me, but I oughtn’t be; after all, we have met, and I am me. We haven’t spent much time together, and nearly none without outside influences, if any - I doubt the time at the duel really counts. Regardless, he seems a nice fellow, and the moirail I share with him speaks, of course, glowingly of him. 

I like him, too; you seem to have excellent taste.

[skulduggerymostpleasant]

crepuxulum​:

D »—> Ah, I do often forget of that feature, admittedly

D »—> Am I correct in thinking you are acquainted with Artife%, as well

To an extent, yes. We aren’t as close as we might be, but we are immediate clade. How do you know him, then?

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