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[liangpe]

[caskitsune]

Lady and the Tramp | Hsin ※Permission was granted by the artist to upload their works. Make sure to rate/retweet the original work!

[dc9spot]

All the lovely kids aside, as much as I love them, this is what I actually ship in Pokemon SM.

[possessed-opossum]

best guzma art 10/10

he stole it

[bandagedbandit]

I T ’ S    I N    T H E    S T A R S    I T ‘ S    W H O    W E    A R E .

[alekivz]

some dumb doodles of guzma and his golisopod from twitter. 

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@numbskullgrunt

[shvrker-a]

       ❛  EAT IN THE EVENING

                                                                SLEEP IN THE NIGHT ❜

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magma-odor-sleuth:

As people shoved at him, he shoved back the best he could and tried to make some headway out of this mess. He did find he was moving, but he was more at the crowd’s mercy than he realized. Finally, with someone’s arm whacking against his back and a sudden push from someone else he found himself out of the tight group and stumbling towards the sofa but ended up missing and tumbled onto the ground instead. He decided to lay there a moment and contemplate the out of body experience he feels like he had.

“How the hell is anyone s’posed to dance in that? That was absolutely nuts-” As he got up he realized the drink that was in his hand was gone, and some of it had spilled on his clothes. “Maaann..” he groaned, pulling said shirt away from his body a bit since it was wet and smelled strongly of alcohol.

x✘💀✘x “You’re supposed to bash skulls and try not to pass out.” He rested an arm on his knee, watching the kid in amusement. People who were not used to how Team Skull handled things, always ended up like this, it was hilarious.

      “No big deal, take one of mine.” He pointed over his shoulder to a  basket with some skull tanks inside, all in different sizes. 

“Least that will make you stop lookin’ like an idiot.” 

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- TW; Drugs

- Kink friendly

- IDK just various mature themes and shit tagging

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lavxridge:

“Well. Aren’t the trials similar to how gyms operate in other regions? It’s a way to test the mastery of a trainer. My friend from the Elite Four recommended that I train here in Alola for a while before taking over my Gym. There are a lot of things I need to learn before I feel like I’m truly ready.” She wasn’t sure why this guy called the trials stupid. Maybe he knew something that she didn’t.

x✘💀✘x  “Those trials are fuckin’ overrated. Those trials won’t get you anywhere, haven’t ya seen all these idiots runnin’ around tryin’ to do them? Don’t be one of those schmucks.” 

He rose a fist to give Golisopod’s chest a punch to which the giant bug gave a pleased hum. “Me and Gols got strong all on our own, without the help of the Kahuna. So you wanna become real strong or go playin’ with these brats?”

[cielle-amour]

shirtless guzma *huff*

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A Thank You

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lavxridge:

@skullchief​, @mxtsurika​, @royaleliite​, @iinviictxs​, and more!

This is a small appreciation post to these lovely people.

Thank you for helping me ease into the Pokemon rp community!

I hope that we’re able to roleplay and have fun!

Originally posted by scyther-no-scything

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twoskullbois:

Aiden wasn’t expecting the blow to his stomach, doubling over and letting out a strangled choke when it happened before he found himself kicked into Big Bad Guzma’s throne. His back hit against it and found himself on the floor, resting against it. Aiden wasn’t sure how he would explain it, but when someone gets the wind knocked out of them like he just had, it felt like you were dying. He felt like he couldn’t draw in enough oxygen, even though at this point he was slightly panting. He had to take the time he had to recover, drawing in oxygen as fast as he could.

He bided his time wisely, letting his head hang low and letting his eyes close briefly. He could hear Guzma coming for him, and he waited just until the taller man was looming over him before his arms shot out, hooking his hands around the back of Guzma’s knees and tugging them out, causing the Skull Leader to topple to the ground. 

Aiden used his golden opportunity to clamber on top of his downed Boss, giving him a few solid punches to his face before he paused, after all he didn’t want to fuck Guzma’s face up too badly: He rather enjoyed looking at it. Instead, he used his forearm to press against Guzma’s throat, not enough pressure to choke, but just enough to keep him down.

“C’mon Boss. Yer’ taking it too easy on me. Knock my god damn teeth down my throat and we’ll have some nice pillow talk after, ya’ feel?”

He was sure he had knocked Aiden clean out but that little shit was just pretending and send the boss flying to the ground with the other on top of him. Guzma growled after the first punch, then felt blood filling his mouth when another followed. Who would have thought Aiden had it in him? 

Guzma stared up at Aiden, then gave the other a sneer before spitting the blood straight into Aiden’s eyes, using his legs to kick the other over his head and send Aiden flying to the ground.

Guzma rolled over and got up, he wiped his mouth and spat some blood to the side.          “Yeah, now we’re gettin’ to the good part...”

He grabbed Aiden by his legs and dragged him over the floor, using all the strength he had in his arms to throw the other right against the nightstand.

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poisonous-plumeria:

“You’re welcome.” she replied, returning his hug with a faint smile on her face.

Plumeria pushed the pair of sunglasses up to rest on the top of her head before turning her head to look at him. She wasn’t about to look to him for reassurance that she did well in crafting it; no, that would show weakness. Instead she just stared at him for a moment or two before sneezing on him. Can’t make the moment too sentimental, can we?

“Surprise, bitch.” the admin said dully as she sniveled, “Merry Christmas.”

x✘💀✘x Guz grimaced when she sneezed on him, pulling a face and wiping his face with his shirt. “Fucks sake Plums.” He snorted, amused because this was such a typical Plumeria thing to do. Two could play at that game though.

      “If ya wanna share germs, do it in the proper way                 and don’t fuckin’ sneeze on me, dipshit.”

He grabbed the wimpod pillow and pushed it right into her face.

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magma-odor-sleuth:

“Yeah- Gotta go hard-” He wasn’t expecting to straight up get shoved straight into the crowd however. “Oof– wait, where–?” The music was so loud and everyone was dancing so close, he narrowly avoided getting smashed in the face by flailing arms several times. “Hold on– I dunno if I’m ready for this yet- I ain’t even drun–” 

Suddenly everyone started to converge together even closer to the point where he was getting squished. The music seemed like it got even louder too and everyone’s bodies were shoving against him and his attempts to break free of the crowd at this point were probably in vain. His own panicked yelling was drowned out by the sheer amount of noise in the room.

x✘💀✘x  “That’s the spirit, kid.” 

Guzma rested his hands on his sides, watching the other drown in the mass of rowdy skull punks tossing each other around and knocking over whatever wasn’t broken yet. Guzma himself plopped down onto the sofa, taking a drink and nodding his head to the beat until the kid was suddenly pushed out of the mosh - straight towards the sofas. 

              “Yo, you gotta work on your moves.” 

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lavxridge

“I’ll be sure to keep that information in mind next time… but I don’t think I’ll learn to not ‘mess with you’. Do you have a Pokenav or anything? I have to take a trial and train here for my vacation.. If there’s a captain on your turf, then I guess I can start there.” She was really oblivious of the situation here and the ways of Alola.

x✘💀✘x  He had obviously no idea what a pokenav was but he was very aware what trial she was on. He had not thought about the possiblity of her being a trial goer, so much for that.

  “You’re seriously takin’ that stupid trial? That’s rich, thought ya were smarter than that.”                 He folded his arms, all amusement fading from his features.