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to-do list of a 10 year old

long day on the lake followed by a fried chicken detour followed by listening to baseball in my bedroom with my cats

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fugk sewage bath or weakened friends and slothrust at the earl

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two chicken quesadillas, hush puppies, corn dog, cheer wine, four ducks, and two toads or happy quarter century spent with 10 of my favorite people

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my (great) uncle died yesterday. the news wasn’t particularly shocking given his lifetime of alcoholism but the manner in which said news was delivered to me was particularly jarring.

i hadn’t spoken to him in 13 years and although it wasn’t particularly intentional i am feeling sad and mad about it. that side of the family is hard

“i have news, nothing terrible” generally means “nobody died” in my experience but what do i know

my 25th birthday is tomorrow. i have experienced so much Change in the last two years and it seems like this year will be no different. i can only hope that it will be the good kind

i’ve always been the friend to take care of other people, and while that is a core personality trait of mine i have spent the last year learning how and when to put myself first and i’m very proud of myself for that. being a human is hard

i squatted 170lbs today

tomorrow ten of my friends will come over and we’ll get korean bbq and then drink copious amounts of alcohol thanks to carefully crafted cocktails by kai who doesn’t drink but does make fantastic drinks

today my best friend and her boyfriend flew in from colorado- one of the probably two times a year that i see her. we drank margaritas and ate tacos with babo and cass and laughed and told stories. it was a very good night

i’ll probably process some things in the next few days but for now i am grateful to have so many wonderful people who care about me

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waking up to see snow made me feel like a little kid again

we got a whopping two inches of snow this morning which resulted in the entire state shutting down. roads are closed, a state of emergency was declared, there is no bread/milk/firewood for hundreds of miles. i made the mumblelard family traditional snow day pancakes covered in powdered sugar for breakfast while i watched the end of the snowfall

work decided to give us the day off at 4:30am but my supervisor called me last night to tell me to stay my ass home, which i was already planning to do, but it was nice to sleep in without the obligatory 6:30am call-off text message

ev and i walked down to the dam at the other end of the lake and found dozens of kids sledding on the best hill in the neighborhood. using anything they could since it never snows- tupperware lids, cardboard, and inner tubes were popular choices

we befriended a dog named nola who is “really more like a cat or a fox” and was just happy to be there. three little old ladies who i assume teach at the elementary school brought champagne and let us interrupt their sled races to have our own. this kind of snow has only happened a few times in my lifetime near atlanta and it was so fun to see everyone from toddlers to seniors enjoying every last bit of it

the snow has already started to melt and will inevitably freeze overnight but i am truly enjoying this snow day regardless

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Hatsuhinode with Babo and Fallie or freezing my ass off because I failed to head the warnings of mumblelard

On New Years Day I usually make the ~4 hour drive up to Townsend to jump in my favorite river fed by the ice melt on top of the mountains. Between the hurricane shutting down surrounding highways and colder than usual temps, the roads were sketchy at best so this year I crashed the sixth annual mumblelard family hatsuhinode. We laughed a lot and completed the 1 mile and 700 feet of elevation gain in 18 minutes. The sunset was beautiful and we witnessed a cult-like chant of a large group of people that we have yet to identify. Afterwards we shared stories with Cass over hot chocolate and pastries and lots of love from Lox the tortoiseshell. It was a very good day.

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buy nothing day hike except today i broke the rules for coffee and donuts

thanksgiving dinner with my aging grandparents went surprisingly well this year. at this point about 70% of the time we spend together they solely discuss work and golf but yesterday was part of the 30% during which we laugh and tell fun stories. we learned that opal christine eats six bundles of green onions (by themselves) per week and she told bad lies about her “college life” which were immediately disproved by my grandmother upon opal’s early departure. i woke up at 4:30am to start the crock pot of green beans and the food was delicious.

today babo and i took the pretty route to amicalola falls and took the stairs up. it was a 35° morning and upon our arrival we deemed the temperature “not that bad”. after a quick trip to the restroom, we determined that it was, in fact, that bad and put on an extra layer. said extra layer was shed within the first mile but i’m glad i had it. the hike was hard but felt good despite the cold. we discussed thanksgiving drama, cooking experiments, dream log cabins, the correct way to cook down a roux, black friday scams, and everything in between. then we swung by the grandparents’ to drop off extra ham hocks in exchange for extra pie and the good ibuprofen. it was a good day.

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rage donuts followed by rage kandi and a surprise braves game

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i am my father’s daughter or a sharpened stick, a swiss army knife, and three would-be harvalas later

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duck, duck, duck? evening walk featuring interacting with your environment

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My hometown experienced 85% coverage of the sun during the total eclipse today. It peaked four minutes after my shift at work ended, right when first and second shift swap. I was the only person that came prepared with not one but two (!) pairs of eclipse glasses, so what began with myself and a coworker friend ooh-ing and awe-ing at the sky shortly became a crowd. I found myself surrounded by my mostly 60+ year old coworkers and we all took turns with the glasses, taking pictures, discussing how freakin neat that shit is. For a few minutes we forgot about our work day and simply took it in. There were even a few random strangers who happened upon our parking lot as a safe place to stop. Everybody was so excited and I was briefly the coolest kid on the block. It was a very nice moment.

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picking through leftover aliexpress patches from battle jacket posers over tequila and frozen pizza

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a funny hat or interacting with your environment

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today my best friend came over and we sat on the couch for five hours discussing particular types of therapy and how strange they sound until you try them, broke people food, college friend drama, our ever-evolving respective tastes in music, witchcraft, twenty one pilots’ soon to be released album, and grad school woes. we ate sandwiches from the good italian deli and sat in near silence because omg-so-good

we have both had a rough couple of weeks so it was a slightly more low energy event than usual but a nice time nonetheless

this friend lived with us for a couple of months a little while ago and now he lives 56 miles away, which isn’t a lot but between work and school and Life means that we don’t see him very often so we (including the cats who Don’t Like Many People) were very happy to see him. it was a nice afternoon

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saturdays are for little treats