Why So Rude?

scummy punk scatterbrain

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[highlandvalley]

[abandonedshops]

stop it youre SCARING him!!

[madqueenalanna]

bi women dating men are no longer bisexual. they are, by virtue of their partnership, automatically straight

also, single people are all aro. fact. and you’d better be having sex the exact moment you read this or guess what? asexual

better not call yourself a writer if you’re not writing right this second. are you a dancer? better not sit down, or you won’t be a dancer anymore

that’s how this works right

[bettyblackbent]

In between breaths we are all dead.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

well that last comment was damn poetic

[the-a-j-universe]

I thought I was gonna be mad for a second there…

[ouijasquiji]

what if when doritos stained ur fingers it was permanent

[donemark-blog]

[larvitarr]

[sociopathic-stoner-deactivated2]

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[silkbyte]

i dont watch su as much anymore, but i do still enjoy doodling the characters sometimes ♡

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

cows are so wild like here I am walking through a field surrounded by 30, 1200 pound animals who are Fully Convinced I am capable of killing them with my bare hands so they are dutifully cautious of me

but then sometimes they suddenly think “hey wait…maybe WE could kill HER” and they start getting uppity so I have to pick up a stick and walk toward them as if I could do anything about it and they think

“oh hm wait….she has a branch now……… … We wouldn’t stand a chance……”

[estrogenpatchnotes]

This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but the phrase “real UFO” bothers me any UFO is a real UFO as long as it’s unidentified and flying because that’s what those words mean weather or not it’s an alien is a different matter it could be a pancake someone threw real hard as long as you don’t know that’s what it is it’s a UFO

[thesixthstar]

i’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: anything is a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying stuff

[skunkbrains-blog]

woah how did tumblr mobile manage to get worse. has the desktop version topped it? oh no

[zandraart]

like the trees

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS

[surprisefuneral2]

[opossummypossum]

[personalgremlin]

she’s decadent 

[nice-worm-deactivated20200906]

her fingers,,

[tulipsforvases]

@folk-punk

[certified-p0ser]

@girl–fixer

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians: