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secure the galactic perimeter weak and strong nuclear bonds - about

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

[painted-thumbs]

[gibbearish]

oh, to be a cartoon mafia boss with two dimwitted but loveable lackeys who, upon my cleverly insulting the protagonist, will say “nice one, boss,” and the second, in a slightly higher, more snivelly voice, will say “haha, yeeah, nice one boss!”

[hustlerose]

time to post big nirnroot

[hustlerose]

[ommanyte]

[newtgeiszler]

there’s nothing funnier than watching two cats stare at each other while one slowly raises their arm to strike for ABSOLUTEY NO REASON

[toddcoward69]

*Sitting in front of my computer like a Jarl from Skyrim*

[roseraded]

[towmel-deactivated20201117]

ink 1&2

[apjvff]

*taunts you with my quiet dignity*

[thewowsignal2026]

im sorry but even the literal concept of seeing another star wars movie after this next one and another avengers movie after endgame and whatever game of thrones threequel and avatar 93 and indiana jones 7 starring harrison fords corpse and all this marketing and spoiler warning shit and people not being told what theyre doing in scenes to protect the integrity of Who Dies when it all gets leaked 3 weeks in advance anyway by someone posting the plot on reddit and some shitty pandering to some community or another and people saying they really SNAPPED with this one *spasmodic 3 frame repeating gif of the only available shot of idk the caleb gallo guy in a background role in star wars 9 in full makeup as an ewok but hes wearing a rainbow loincloth or smth* and then 12 tumblr users replying with THE BAR IS SO LOW and Sir Your Boots pics and some cast member in an interview making a face that everyone gifs and says ‘you can see the pain shes experiencing because they ruined padme jr’s character arc ugh i feel so bad for her’ and the merch and the advertising campaigns and the official twitter account using a meme only to get 7483 unoriginal SILENCE BRAND replies all while they “reboot” movies that came out less than 20 years ago for 1 billion dollars on amazon prime and produce all female remakes of Peep Show instead of just writing something fucking original for once because they know THEY KNOW that no matter how many people post jeffrey tambor i dont want these dot png in response to the indiewire announcements about yet another disney live action remake people WILL pay money to see whatever shit they churn out as long as they get ONE big name to fart their way through The Songs We Know And Love……………all of this happening…the mere thought of it….is like literally making me want to put myslef in an isolation chamber for the next thousand years and i know i will be dead in like 50 anyway but i want my body to be left in there so even it does not have to come into contact with whatever hot garbage marvel is going to churn out in phase beta or whatever the absolute fuck

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

you guys seen there making a new fast and furiois

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

awesome

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

i would like a fantasy setting where the elves have significant trouble dealing with a clan of chimps that live in the same forest and just frequently get bitten and slashed

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

they are all majestic and haughty and wear silver circlets and want for nothing but every so often an elf turns up dead in the woods due to chimp violence and they cant stop it

[apolloandhyac1nthus]

[androidtrash800]

Anything counts

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[succubushotmilk]

me walking into work with my eight hours of sleep

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

mom: “have you seen the jousting cart outside”

[sloppystyle]

[saprila]

@rodnt

[killapede]

some more outside drawings! I went to LA for a while