me: I don’t get on my knees for no man
namor: get on your knees, In yakunaj
me: 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
occasionally subtle

shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz

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Discoholic 🪩

roma★
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KIROKAZE
trying on a metaphor

if i look back, i am lost
DEAR READER

tannertan36
taylor price
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi
noise dept.
ojovivo
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@skurah-chan
me: I don’t get on my knees for no man
namor: get on your knees, In yakunaj
me: 🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
He had no business looking this hot from the back 😮💨
creds to @unicornspwnall
the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters
artistic rendition
we r besties
[ID: picture of Kermit and animal from the muppets hugging. Kermit is captioned with “me” and animal is captioned with “the beloved piece of media I would never ever recommend to anyone under any circumstances” end ID]
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Confidence Helps
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
You can’t let this be lost in the tags
Ok everyone time for soup day. Everyone gets to add one ingredident. Ill start, i added some bullion cubes :)
okay i added some buillion cubes :) whos next
I went ahead and added some buillion cubes :)
hey yall jsyk i added some buillion cubes :)
i spice things up with a billion cubes
Well this soup fucking sucks guys
Mmm cube soup.
ive been drawing AK art lately
This is the cutest thing!
oh jesus christ that’s adorable
i pray that aug, sep, oct, nov and dec are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open and opportunities
seafoam 🌊
wallpaper set // prints
boobas day moodboard
microdosing on listening to music by having the same line from a song playing in my head for days straight