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useless-swedenfacts

swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english

- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

skwisqaar

Ja.

moonemojii

skwisqaar

You donts fucks with them, Pickle.

tastefullyoffensive

halloweenhorrorsqueen

Hej there. So my managers guy tells to me I got to starts this blogs here because of some promotionels thing whats we gots to does I think. I think we don't even gets pay for this, so not real sures why it ams importent... Maybe I forgets about it unless that guy what's tell me to post on it things but ja, heres it ams.

So I guess I am supposed to introdus myselves to the internets... fans. I plays the lead gitarr for Dethklok, best metals band there ams. Oh yeah, my manager also tells to me I has to tell my endorsments here or else we gets in troubles or something legaly and you knows what? Going to courts a real big wastes of my times, I ams a really really busy guy, okej, so this is the stuff what’s I use.

My gitarrs am all from gibson, I gots some really cool ones they makes for me, just the ways I likes them as. Recntly though I gots the new one, the Thunderhorse, pretty brutals I think so. Regular jackoffs can buys it now in stores or maybe on the internets, I can’t remember nothing bout that. Already gots one myselve so I don’t really cares.

I use line 6 stuff for effect, they works real good with my krank amps, gettin the real nice and heavy sounds what’s I likes. Uhhh…

Okej, I have thing to does, I think maybe I doesn’t remember to say some things I'm supposed to but I guess my manager guy will probably tell me to say more things later so… theres.

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