Enjoy Sky Blue!

@sky-grandpa

A Simon Fairchild rp blog!

586 posts

Hi, Simon here!

This is the resident sky grandpa and I am here to stay!

Pronouns are he/him.

Asks are very much open!

Enjoy! (Sky blue!)

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Howdy, peepaw!

Have a pat :D

Thank you my child!!!!!

*pats you back*

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GULPER EEL

I just think you would enjoy it

It amazing!!!! Lovely little creatures!!!!!!

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there’s so much blue on this planet the ocean is blue (well blue grey really) the sky is blue (sometimes) it’s so blue. Blue. It sure is enjoyable. Damn I think I’m getting consumed, by the blue. Blue.

Let the blue consume you!

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Child of fairness, what does one do when one draws comfort from infinity and its nothingness, yet detests it in the same breath? I am in quite the predicament, your advice shall be well received. Maybe.

-🪡

You have to try to trust that in which you fear. You have to embrace what scares you, if you don’t you will never learn to love what already loves you!

#simon fairchild #in character #the magnus archives #ask #🪡 anon

Mr Fairchild, sir, I think the sky wants to eat me. I'm stood in a field and the sky is so big around me. What should I do?

Embrace the sky, it wants to make you feel safe!!!!

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Hello I would like to become a vast avatar but slight issue. I am very scared of heights. What do I do mr grandpa

JUMP! GO ON BIG HIEGHTS!! ANYTHING THAT INDUCES YOUR FEAR!!

The best way to combat fear is to stare it in the eye!!

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hi simon fairchild. ur so cool. can i have a lollipop. thank you.☹️

Take a lolly my child

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Can i stab people

I don’t see why not!

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Hello, Simon.

I haven’t seen any of your acrophobic polycule recently, I can’t say I exactly care what you’re up to, but I am curious.

- @the-hidden-machination

I’m sorry, my WHAT

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i love adore and admire your whimsy old man

I’m very whimsical!! And thank you!

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are you willing to be anyones grandpa, or just Vast avatars?

Anyone’s grandpa!

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Gerry my boy!!!!!

- @sky-grandpa

Ah. Mr. Fairchild. It's been a while. How's... stuff been?

Ah the sky is beautiful, the sun is shining, all is well!

Gerry how are you?

Ah, you know. Around. Thanks for bailing me out after Mom died, by the way. Never got to properly thank you, I think.

Of course my dear boy!!

Oh! Um. I may have destroyed a Vast book. Ex Alteora. Sorry. So! What brings you to the Institute?

As long as you don’t go taking my job, I think we’ll be okay!!

And I came to visit you and to bother Elias but he’s not here right now!

Ah. Elias is in jail right now. Killed somebody, I think. I can get you his cell number, I think.

Oh wait, actually????? He’s in jail for killing someone??? He got caught???

Oh, yeah, it was amazing. Apparently, it was caught on tapes. Can't listen to them cuz police evidence, but...

jasperthecaspers

Who did he kill this time?

Not actually sure, unfortunately. The tapes were gone by the time I came back, and everybody seems to be avoiding telling me.

Aw shucks!

Just you know beat a guy up and have him tell you!

... Mr. Fairchild, have you seen me? I couldn't beat up a child. I... hang on. Eye thing. Oh. Oh, my god. It was Jurgen Leitner.

Holy shit IT WAS TAHT CRUSTY MOTHERFUCKER?!??!

... I can't believe I'm actually grateful to Elias Bouchard. Holy shit that crusty motherfucker is dead thus is the best day ever.

Oh yeah, didn’t you have a vendetta against that old book collecting bastard??

Yep. Honestly, I'm disappointed I wasn't here to see it.

Didn’t you like already try to kill that guy?? Like why aren’t you more angry that Elias did it first?

Wait I what? That old fuck I jumped was Leitner?! I. Are you fucking serious. There's no way.

Well that’s what Elias told me, said it halted his plans for Leitner!

I guess we know what those plans are now!

oh my god i let jurgen leitner get away

I am so so sorry you didn’t know.

But on a better hand you did break some bones in him! Elias especially grumbled about that!

Yknow what? I'll take it. I wonder if bashing Elias's head in would count as killing Leitner by proxy

It’s probably does!

Well, I know what my weekend plans are once that fucker inevitably gets out of jail.

Oh?

Gun :)

You’re going to fucking shoot him??????????????!

Multiple gun :)

WHAT?

Oh, I think I saw a sniper rifle in Gertrude's collection, maybe I don't have to wait

WHAT GERRY NOOOOOO

BRB MR FAIRCHILD GONNA GO BE LEE HARVEY OSWALD

Wait Gerry noooooooo!!!

I think I just killed Robert Montauk

WHAT THE FUCK GERRY!

I missed it was dark T^T

You missed?? You missed??? What???

I aimed for Bouchard but it was dark and my hand cramped and I missed T^T

Gerry have you ever used a gun outside of Thai moment? Like honestly?

...

Gerry?

Gertrude showed me once but I was high and missed every shot.

YOU WERE HIGH WHILE USING A FIREARM?????

That’s how you die!!!

NO THAT WAS THE CANCER ACTUALLY I WAS FINE WITH THE GUN

Ya sure Gerry?

IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE CANCER YEAH

Okay okay, but like do you even remember using the gun, how to use it?

Long end goes towards what I want to kill, right?

There’s gun etiquette and safety and rules and so many other things, Gerry you have to be safe!

Etiquette? You have to be polite when murdering someone???

No you have to be aware of the people around you, aware of the firearm, and aware of what you could do wielding that firearm!

How?? I know the gun's there and I know what I want to shoot with it.

You have to understand what the gun does and the repercussions of using it, Gerry!

I’m pretty sure it a law here!

Pretty sure we've both broken bigger laws, Mr "enjoy sky blue".

Well I never get caught!

Someone like you, inexperienced, could absolute get caught with firearms and using firearms recklessly!

Could I physically be arrested? A, I'm dead and B, I can't leave this place.

They could take you as evidence

How? Page is ashes

I don’t know!!

I’m just worried about you Gerry!

Honestly, Mr. Fairchild, I'm fine. Besides, if anyone tries arresting me... gun :)

I refuse to let you shot anyone else!

But Gun :(

No Gerry no!

Okay fine

Thank you, Gerry. I just worry that’s all!

Bombs :)

No?

We've still got some left over, fucker won't know what hit him

He probably will. And another thing, why do you feel the need to get rid of Elias, he killed the man you failed to kill, you should almost be grateful?

Hm. True. Honestly? He killed Gertrude. I know she wasn't a great person, god damn do I know that, but... I owe her a good deal. And I miss her. I'm glad Leitner is a bloody smear, I just wish he hadn't done Gertrude the same.

I know Gerry I know, but is killing Elias really the right thing?

He's a bastard who's hurt people I care about, and I don't think he's going to stop.

I guess I am being prejudiced because Elias is my friend.

Oh. Right. Sorry I want to kill your friend.

It’s alright my boy, the way u figure it, he’s had his time, a long long time. Maybe it’s time for him to go.

... Mr Fairchild?

It’s alright Gerry.

I think I need help doing it. I need to check on some things, but... I have a plan. When the time comes, can you drop him off at the institute?

What’s your plan, Gerry?

Pull him to me, I kill him, and anyone who wants to live after that... we use the Book.

Are you sure this will work, maybe you should think on it more, he is dangerous.

Can't really die, remember? What can he do to me?

There are fates worse than death, Gerry.

He can try. Either way, I'm also looking into ways to dethrone him as head of the Institute. If he beats me, at least I'll have screwed him over.

Alright, just be safe.

Thank you, Mr. Fairchild. Really. I'll let you know when it's time.

Alright Gerry.

#simon fairchild #in character

Gerry my boy!!!!!

- @sky-grandpa

Ah. Mr. Fairchild. It's been a while. How's... stuff been?

Ah the sky is beautiful, the sun is shining, all is well!

Gerry how are you?

Ah, you know. Around. Thanks for bailing me out after Mom died, by the way. Never got to properly thank you, I think.

Of course my dear boy!!

Oh! Um. I may have destroyed a Vast book. Ex Alteora. Sorry. So! What brings you to the Institute?

As long as you don’t go taking my job, I think we’ll be okay!!

And I came to visit you and to bother Elias but he’s not here right now!

Ah. Elias is in jail right now. Killed somebody, I think. I can get you his cell number, I think.

Oh wait, actually????? He’s in jail for killing someone??? He got caught???

Oh, yeah, it was amazing. Apparently, it was caught on tapes. Can't listen to them cuz police evidence, but...

jasperthecaspers

Who did he kill this time?

Not actually sure, unfortunately. The tapes were gone by the time I came back, and everybody seems to be avoiding telling me.

Aw shucks!

Just you know beat a guy up and have him tell you!

... Mr. Fairchild, have you seen me? I couldn't beat up a child. I... hang on. Eye thing. Oh. Oh, my god. It was Jurgen Leitner.

Holy shit IT WAS TAHT CRUSTY MOTHERFUCKER?!??!

... I can't believe I'm actually grateful to Elias Bouchard. Holy shit that crusty motherfucker is dead thus is the best day ever.

Oh yeah, didn’t you have a vendetta against that old book collecting bastard??

Yep. Honestly, I'm disappointed I wasn't here to see it.

Didn’t you like already try to kill that guy?? Like why aren’t you more angry that Elias did it first?

Wait I what? That old fuck I jumped was Leitner?! I. Are you fucking serious. There's no way.

Well that’s what Elias told me, said it halted his plans for Leitner!

I guess we know what those plans are now!

oh my god i let jurgen leitner get away

I am so so sorry you didn’t know.

But on a better hand you did break some bones in him! Elias especially grumbled about that!

Yknow what? I'll take it. I wonder if bashing Elias's head in would count as killing Leitner by proxy

It’s probably does!

Well, I know what my weekend plans are once that fucker inevitably gets out of jail.

Oh?

Gun :)

You’re going to fucking shoot him??????????????!

Multiple gun :)

WHAT?

Oh, I think I saw a sniper rifle in Gertrude's collection, maybe I don't have to wait

WHAT GERRY NOOOOOO

BRB MR FAIRCHILD GONNA GO BE LEE HARVEY OSWALD

Wait Gerry noooooooo!!!

I think I just killed Robert Montauk

WHAT THE FUCK GERRY!

I missed it was dark T^T

You missed?? You missed??? What???

I aimed for Bouchard but it was dark and my hand cramped and I missed T^T

Gerry have you ever used a gun outside of Thai moment? Like honestly?

...

Gerry?

Gertrude showed me once but I was high and missed every shot.

YOU WERE HIGH WHILE USING A FIREARM?????

That’s how you die!!!

NO THAT WAS THE CANCER ACTUALLY I WAS FINE WITH THE GUN

Ya sure Gerry?

IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE CANCER YEAH

Okay okay, but like do you even remember using the gun, how to use it?

Long end goes towards what I want to kill, right?

There’s gun etiquette and safety and rules and so many other things, Gerry you have to be safe!

Etiquette? You have to be polite when murdering someone???

No you have to be aware of the people around you, aware of the firearm, and aware of what you could do wielding that firearm!

How?? I know the gun's there and I know what I want to shoot with it.

You have to understand what the gun does and the repercussions of using it, Gerry!

I’m pretty sure it a law here!

Pretty sure we've both broken bigger laws, Mr "enjoy sky blue".

Well I never get caught!

Someone like you, inexperienced, could absolute get caught with firearms and using firearms recklessly!

Could I physically be arrested? A, I'm dead and B, I can't leave this place.

They could take you as evidence

How? Page is ashes

I don’t know!!

I’m just worried about you Gerry!

Honestly, Mr. Fairchild, I'm fine. Besides, if anyone tries arresting me... gun :)

I refuse to let you shot anyone else!

But Gun :(

No Gerry no!

Okay fine

Thank you, Gerry. I just worry that’s all!

Bombs :)

No?

We've still got some left over, fucker won't know what hit him

He probably will. And another thing, why do you feel the need to get rid of Elias, he killed the man you failed to kill, you should almost be grateful?

Hm. True. Honestly? He killed Gertrude. I know she wasn't a great person, god damn do I know that, but... I owe her a good deal. And I miss her. I'm glad Leitner is a bloody smear, I just wish he hadn't done Gertrude the same.

I know Gerry I know, but is killing Elias really the right thing?

He's a bastard who's hurt people I care about, and I don't think he's going to stop.

I guess I am being prejudiced because Elias is my friend.

Oh. Right. Sorry I want to kill your friend.

It’s alright my boy, the way u figure it, he’s had his time, a long long time. Maybe it’s time for him to go.

... Mr Fairchild?

It’s alright Gerry.

I think I need help doing it. I need to check on some things, but... I have a plan. When the time comes, can you drop him off at the institute?

What’s your plan, Gerry?

Pull him to me, I kill him, and anyone who wants to live after that... we use the Book.

Are you sure this will work, maybe you should think on it more, he is dangerous.

Can't really die, remember? What can he do to me?

There are fates worse than death, Gerry.

He can try. Either way, I'm also looking into ways to dethrone him as head of the Institute. If he beats me, at least I'll have screwed him over.

Alright, just be safe.

#simon fairchild #in character

Gerry my boy!!!!!

- @sky-grandpa

Ah. Mr. Fairchild. It's been a while. How's... stuff been?

Ah the sky is beautiful, the sun is shining, all is well!

Gerry how are you?

Ah, you know. Around. Thanks for bailing me out after Mom died, by the way. Never got to properly thank you, I think.

Of course my dear boy!!

Oh! Um. I may have destroyed a Vast book. Ex Alteora. Sorry. So! What brings you to the Institute?

As long as you don’t go taking my job, I think we’ll be okay!!

And I came to visit you and to bother Elias but he’s not here right now!

Ah. Elias is in jail right now. Killed somebody, I think. I can get you his cell number, I think.

Oh wait, actually????? He’s in jail for killing someone??? He got caught???

Oh, yeah, it was amazing. Apparently, it was caught on tapes. Can't listen to them cuz police evidence, but...

jasperthecaspers

Who did he kill this time?

Not actually sure, unfortunately. The tapes were gone by the time I came back, and everybody seems to be avoiding telling me.

Aw shucks!

Just you know beat a guy up and have him tell you!

... Mr. Fairchild, have you seen me? I couldn't beat up a child. I... hang on. Eye thing. Oh. Oh, my god. It was Jurgen Leitner.

Holy shit IT WAS TAHT CRUSTY MOTHERFUCKER?!??!

... I can't believe I'm actually grateful to Elias Bouchard. Holy shit that crusty motherfucker is dead thus is the best day ever.

Oh yeah, didn’t you have a vendetta against that old book collecting bastard??

Yep. Honestly, I'm disappointed I wasn't here to see it.

Didn’t you like already try to kill that guy?? Like why aren’t you more angry that Elias did it first?

Wait I what? That old fuck I jumped was Leitner?! I. Are you fucking serious. There's no way.

Well that’s what Elias told me, said it halted his plans for Leitner!

I guess we know what those plans are now!

oh my god i let jurgen leitner get away

I am so so sorry you didn’t know.

But on a better hand you did break some bones in him! Elias especially grumbled about that!

Yknow what? I'll take it. I wonder if bashing Elias's head in would count as killing Leitner by proxy

It’s probably does!

Well, I know what my weekend plans are once that fucker inevitably gets out of jail.

Oh?

Gun :)

You’re going to fucking shoot him??????????????!

Multiple gun :)

WHAT?

Oh, I think I saw a sniper rifle in Gertrude's collection, maybe I don't have to wait

WHAT GERRY NOOOOOO

BRB MR FAIRCHILD GONNA GO BE LEE HARVEY OSWALD

Wait Gerry noooooooo!!!

I think I just killed Robert Montauk

WHAT THE FUCK GERRY!

I missed it was dark T^T

You missed?? You missed??? What???

I aimed for Bouchard but it was dark and my hand cramped and I missed T^T

Gerry have you ever used a gun outside of Thai moment? Like honestly?

...

Gerry?

Gertrude showed me once but I was high and missed every shot.

YOU WERE HIGH WHILE USING A FIREARM?????

That’s how you die!!!

NO THAT WAS THE CANCER ACTUALLY I WAS FINE WITH THE GUN

Ya sure Gerry?

IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS THE CANCER YEAH

Okay okay, but like do you even remember using the gun, how to use it?

Long end goes towards what I want to kill, right?

There’s gun etiquette and safety and rules and so many other things, Gerry you have to be safe!

Etiquette? You have to be polite when murdering someone???

No you have to be aware of the people around you, aware of the firearm, and aware of what you could do wielding that firearm!

How?? I know the gun's there and I know what I want to shoot with it.

You have to understand what the gun does and the repercussions of using it, Gerry!

I’m pretty sure it a law here!

Pretty sure we've both broken bigger laws, Mr "enjoy sky blue".

Well I never get caught!

Someone like you, inexperienced, could absolute get caught with firearms and using firearms recklessly!

Could I physically be arrested? A, I'm dead and B, I can't leave this place.

They could take you as evidence

How? Page is ashes

I don’t know!!

I’m just worried about you Gerry!

Honestly, Mr. Fairchild, I'm fine. Besides, if anyone tries arresting me... gun :)

I refuse to let you shot anyone else!

But Gun :(

No Gerry no!

Okay fine

Thank you, Gerry. I just worry that’s all!

Bombs :)

No?

We've still got some left over, fucker won't know what hit him

He probably will. And another thing, why do you feel the need to get rid of Elias, he killed the man you failed to kill, you should almost be grateful?

Hm. True. Honestly? He killed Gertrude. I know she wasn't a great person, god damn do I know that, but... I owe her a good deal. And I miss her. I'm glad Leitner is a bloody smear, I just wish he hadn't done Gertrude the same.

I know Gerry I know, but is killing Elias really the right thing?

He's a bastard who's hurt people I care about, and I don't think he's going to stop.

I guess I am being prejudiced because Elias is my friend.

Oh. Right. Sorry I want to kill your friend.

It’s alright my boy, the way u figure it, he’s had his time, a long long time. Maybe it’s time for him to go.

... Mr Fairchild?

It’s alright Gerry.

I think I need help doing it. I need to check on some things, but... I have a plan. When the time comes, can you drop him off at the institute?

What’s your plan, Gerry?

Pull him to me, I kill him, and anyone who wants to live after that... we use the Book.

Are you sure this will work, maybe you should think on it more, he is dangerous.

Can't really die, remember? What can he do to me?

There are fates worse than death, Gerry.

#simon fairchild #in character

Hi!

Is the normal color of the sky blue?

I just moved to London from Night Vale so I’m not entirely sure.

Most of the time, it’s mostly void (partially stars) there!

And green sometimes. Red is the worst one. It meant street cleaning day was upon us!

- @community-radio-intern

Fascinating, I had heard of Night Vale and its oddity’s but I never thought about the oddity of the sky!

And yes the sky is almost always blue, blue and beautiful!

community-radio-intern

Great!

Just be careful if you go, I had to move out because of StrexCorp.

They tried to fumigate me and my moths! Can you believe that??

Oh?

Say more right now?!

community-radio-intern

StrexCorp is a “company” (it’s a cult) that worships a smiling god.

They describe it as “the great glowing coils of the universe unwinding”!

I don’t even know what that means!

Recently, I’ve gotten on their bad side due to working for the Night Vale Community Radio, so they sealed up my house with me and my moths inside and pumped in a bunch of formaldehyde.

If it wasn’t for Mads, I would likely be dead!

Oh wow, Night Vale seems as messed up as the fears!

community-radio-intern

It was!

I’m trying to recover from all the.

Nevermind, uh, just be careful when eating oranges / drinking orange juice, and check for the StrexCorp logo.

I will! Don’t you worry!

#simon fairchild #in character

Hi!

Is the normal color of the sky blue?

I just moved to London from Night Vale so I’m not entirely sure.

Most of the time, it’s mostly void (partially stars) there!

And green sometimes. Red is the worst one. It meant street cleaning day was upon us!

- @community-radio-intern

Fascinating, I had heard of Night Vale and its oddity’s but I never thought about the oddity of the sky!

And yes the sky is almost always blue, blue and beautiful!

community-radio-intern

Great!

Just be careful if you go, I had to move out because of StrexCorp.

They tried to fumigate me and my moths! Can you believe that??

Oh?

Say more right now?!

community-radio-intern

StrexCorp is a “company” (it’s a cult) that worships a smiling god.

They describe it as “the great glowing coils of the universe unwinding”!

I don’t even know what that means!

Recently, I’ve gotten on their bad side due to working for the Night Vale Community Radio, so they sealed up my house with me and my moths inside and pumped in a bunch of formaldehyde.

If it wasn’t for Mads, I would likely be dead!

Oh wow, Night Vale seems as messed up as the fears!

#simon fairchild #in character

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