[the-pea-and-the-sun]

we need playing pretend now more than ever

[mccleans]

messi should be grateful to share the same pitch as the internationally renowned legend miss piggy

[hangsawoman]

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[herpsandbirds]

White-lined Marsupial Frog (Gastrotheca albolineata), female with eggs, family Hemiphractidae, endemic to SE Brazil

Eggs and tadpoles are carried in a pouch on the females back.

Photograph by Edelcio Muscat

[gojinka]

This post is so funny like comment subscribe if you picture your favs bloodied and coughing on the floor and flinching

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[max1461]

They offered me a job as a fucker. Yeah you heard me right, a fucker. Job is to fuck things. Boss points at something and says fuck it, I fuck it. That's my job. And I'm damn good at it. Pays like dirt and wears on the mind. Wears on the mind.

[transgenderer]

every spelunker should go in with a cyanide tooth capsule so if they get stuck they can take the gentle way out instead of being tortured by the earth for 72 hours and then dying anyway

[transgenderer]

@kropotkindersurprise said:

it should be an explosive device, so they widen that part of the cave at the same time and no other spelunkers will get stuck there

beautiful vision. i love the idea of a minecraft-style world where if you explode underground it just clears a radius

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[dogpuppy]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[8nin]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[loveridden1999]

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

[loveridden1999]

i think abt this a lot

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[armandsmilkies]

they are so funny I cant wait to see them together

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?