Not About That Beta Lifestyle @sky-tinsel - Tumblr Blog

thenatsdorf

“He’s on a diet but he pretends to eat what his owner eats.”

hot-thiggity-thighs

Put the sound on you won’t regret it

adirabennett

just-shower-thoughts

Seems like a lot of the protesters who want to reopen the country are retirees. They don’t want to get back to work, they just want everyone else to.

powerburial

i regret telling a coworker i was vegetarian because now a year later theyre vegan and they live in portland and every single day they post a video on facebook of them like running up to a truck full of cows and crying and apologizing to them

iamoutofideas

who’s papa john

iamoutofideas

I just realized that I commented on the wrong post.

kafkart-deactivated20190512

Statue of Joan of Arc, Paris

catgirl-coven

I feel like people have forgotten about this

shinesprites-moved-deactivated2

Stage-Toph: “I see everything that you see, except I don’t ‘see’ like you do. I release a sonic wave from my mouth.” *elongated scream* “There! I got a pretty good look at you.”

lemonsharks

but the LOOK on Toph’s FACE it is the best thing E V E R R R

emthroney

#there is no way in hell I could ever forget about this who do you take me for

assyrianjalebi

Winona Ryder in Edward Scissorhands (1990)

bible-of-fun

wolverinequeen

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away.