SKYBREAKER

i'm sky i'm really embarrassing & i'm indecisive i'm sorry

[goth-queen]

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

[irondive]

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[kosmogrl]

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[drizzledrawings]

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

[maureen2musings]

Mornings on the lake 

daniel_casson

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[maureen2musings]

California’s wildflower superbloom

ryanresatka

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[4whomittolz]

[phantomrose96]

If you are a PET trying to help your HUMAN just remember the acronym WAY

Are you in the Way?

Are you in the wAy?

Are you in the waY?

If the answer to all three is YES then you are HELPING 👏👏👏

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[fullcravings]

Lemon Sugar Cookies