SkyDivingHummingBirds

Somewhere which will shoot little parcels of jolly media into your life. Serious Hummingbirds will appear on occasion to comment on the sociopolitical realm, because life is not always fun and games.

[aphstar]

please read!!

i’m doing a personal experiment to see if there is any link between mbti and astrology signs. for example, if many libras seem to be infps! please, reblog this with your astrology sign and mbti type! thank you!

[ackthrice]

Reblog if you'd publicly hang out with someone dressing in a manner different to that traditional for their assigned gender

I could do with a confidence boost as my aim by the end of the year is to be able to go out in public wearing skirts and stuff

[controlled-khaos]

Ayo staff why am I not seeing a Black History Tumblr themed logo? Y’all slipping. So I helped y’all out, take ya pick…Thank me Later.

[swaggy-slytherin-deactivated201]

Reblog if you would date a trans person

I’m being told no one would by a teacher. I’d like to prove her wrong

[harryfloorcorn]

[kingofemo]

SMOTHERED BY GRANDPA

[galacticrow-archive-deactivated]

PENETRATED BY EVERY MEMBER OF LIMP BIZKIT

[i-cannot-think-of-a-username]

fellated by life

send help 

[nothowiplanned-deactivated20181]

Devoured by my failures… 

Thanks tumblr

[atthebutterflyball]

Buried alive by my family

[skydivinghummingbirds]

Skinned alive by everything

._.

[blazepress]

[halcyon-ia]

break the rules

[trust-me-i-forgive-too-easily]

Cross Out What Applies To You

Cross out what you’ve done:

Appearance

I have/had piercings besides the ears.

I want piercings besides the ears.

I have a scar.

I tan easily.

I wish my hair was a different color.

I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.

I have/want a tattoo.

I can be self-conscious about my appearance.

I have/had braces

I have more than two piercings. 

Embarrassment

Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.

I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.

I’ve glued my hand to something. 

I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.

Health

I’ve gotten stitches.

I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.

I’ve had my tonsils removed.

I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.

I’ve had chicken pox

Travel

I’ve been to Florida.

I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day.

I’ve been on a plane.

I’ve been to California

I’ve been to Asia.

I’ve been to Niagara Falls.

I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.

I’ve been to the Caribbean.

I’ve been to Europe.

Experiences

I’ve gotten lost in my city.

I’ve seen a shooting star.

I’ve wished on a shooting star.

I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.

I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

I’ve slapped someone.

I’ve kissed someone underwater.

I’ve chugged something.

I’ve crashed a car. 

I’ve been skiing.

I’ve been in a musical. 

I’ve auditioned for something.

I’ve been on stage.

I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.

I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.

I’ve pranked someone.

I’ve ridden in a taxi.

Honesty / Crime

I’ve been threatened to be arrested.

I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.

I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.

I’ve snuck out.

I’ve lied about my whereabouts.

I’ve cheated while playing a game.

I’ve been in a fist fight.

Death

I’m afraid of dying.

I hate funerals.

I’ve seen someone/something die.

Someone I know has attempted/committed suicide.

I have attempted suicide.

I’ve thought about suicide before.

I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

I own over 5 rap CD’s.

I’m obsessed with anime/manga.

I collected comic books.

I own a lot of makeup.

I own something from Pac Sun.

I own something from The Gap.

I own something I got on E-Bay.

I own something from Abercrombie.

I thrive on compliments.

I thrive on hate.

Random

I can sing low key.

I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.

I open up to others easily.

I watch the news occasionally or always.

I don’t like to kill bugs.

I sing in the shower.

I’m a morning person.

I’m a sports fanatic.

I twirl my hair.

I care about grammar.

I love to spam friends.

I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.

I bake well.

I would wear pajamas to school.

I like Martha Stewart.

I laugh at my own jokes.

I eat fast food weekly.

I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.

I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.

I’m really ticklish.

I like white chocolate.

I bite/used to bite my nails.

I’m good at remembering names.

I’m good at remembering dates.  

I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

People

..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic. 

..called me fat.

..have said I’m skinny.

..have said I’m ugly.

..have said I’m pretty.

..have spread rumors about me.

..force me to eat.

..say I eat too much.

..say I eat too little.

Eating

I’ve lost weight quickly.

I’ve gained weight quickly. 

I’m at my thinnest.

I’m at my biggest.

I’ve lost weight and kept it off.

I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.

My weight affects my mood.

I diet.

I’m vegan/vegetarian.

I exercise

I’ve fainted from exhaustion.

Family

I’ve sworn at my parents.

I’ve planned to run away from home before.

I’ve run away from home.

I have a sibling less than one year old.

I want kids in the future.

I’ve had kids.

I’ve lost a child.

Relationships

I’m engaged.

I’m married.

I’m single. 

I’ve gone on a blind date.

I have/had a friend with benefits.

I miss someone right now.

I have a fear of abandonment.

I’ve gotten divorced.

I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.

I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.

I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’m a cuddler.

I’ve been kissed in the rain.

I’ve hugged a stranger.

I’ve kissed a stranger.

Bad times

I regularly drink.

I can’t swallow pills

I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.

I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.

I have/had anxiety problems.

I shut others out when I’m upset.

I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.

I have taken/take anti-depressants.

I’ve slept an entire day before. 

I’ve plotted revenge.

[iraffiruse]

[skydivinghummingbirds]

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

[cutestuffco-blog-deactivated202]

A Baby Elephant Blowing Bubbles

[unamusedsloth]

[catleecious]

[ohgodshesloose]

*boop* *bap*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

“WHAT NO”

[meddlingdiddle]

This made me giggle far too much

[perplexingly]

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

[geosaurus]

Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…

or cats…

or…. uh… snakes?

Yeeeeaaaaah

[perplexingly]

Or maybe they sleep on trees

[pdabrat-inactive-deactivated201]

There is nothing about this post I don’t love

[tebianco]

maybe they sleep like bats

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

[melkior]

send hELP

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

[dreams-of-grey]

[bigbeardedgeek]

A little glass vial?

[null-g-deactivated20161210]

A little glass vial! 

[chaotter]

And the little glass vial goes into the gun like a battery!

[skydivinghummingbirds]

And the Zydrate gun goes somewhere against your anatomy... 

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[poyzn]

[offoxandfae]

is this a disney movie