funniest breaking bad moments
oh my god where to start. fuck it we’re free associating on this blog tonight
pizza on the roof!!! (h/t @shrimoishere)
jesse being an idiot in the superlab
the whole cold open with badger and the cop
the walt-skyler-jesse dinner. scabby lasagna. also god i am still In My Feelings about “vamanos?” “i wish” years later
“this is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed….BITCH”
oh my god remember the scene at the mexican restaurant that would be the tensest shit ever except for the waiter who keeps popping in to ask whether they want tableside guac. (they make it right at the table!!!)
“say, just for the sake of argument, he’s not in the mood for a nuanced discussion about the ethics of CHILD POISONING”
literally everything with badger and skinny pete god i love them
jesse talking about the georgia o’keeffe museum and being like “i gotta go look at some paintings of vaginas”
“his taste in women is just like his taste in lawyers: only the best, with just a right amount of dirty” (it’s even better bc we know saul was talking about himself as well)
okay everybody loves “YEAH BITCH!!!! MAGNETS!!!” but i’m especially partial to the same scene where mike goes “i can foresee a lot of potential scenarios here but not one of them ends in miller time”
walt breaking down the door to saul’s office screaming “I NEED SAUL NOW” like yeah bitch get in line
lydia realizing she’s wearing two different shoes
huell and kuby just like flopping down on a literal bed of money. “man, you know i gotta do it”
“huell, are you happy?” “reasonably” and god it’s so dark but when ted tries to make a run for it and ends up just breaking his neck in the most slapstick way
every time saul tried to sell someone on laser tag
“pain is weakness leaving the body” “pain is my foot in your ass”
when jesse throws that house party and they’re trying to retroactively explain why the Roof Pizza was all in one piece. “they don’t slice the pizza and they pass the savings onto YOU”
“A WIRE????” “copper.” god 4 days out literally has so much
hank singing eye of the tiger in the car with walt kills me for some reason
“you’re the cute one now”
okay that’s 25 that’s literally more than enough but god i cannot believe how funny that show was
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