Yo baby peter parkerr, how about a headcannon of peter saying ok boomer to Tony xD
• Peter 100% uses “ok boomer” all the time. He uses it and Tony is genuinely confused.
peter: ok boomer.
tony:
• Peter will use it both as a sarcastic response to being told to do something he doesn’t want, and as an enthusiastic response. He likes being a meme, but he also doesn’t hate Tony like we all hate (shitty) boomers.
tony: hey, kid, would you pass me that screwdriver over there—
peter, already sprinting to get the screwdriver: oK BOOMER!!! 🧡💕💝💝🧡💖❤️🧡💕
tony: what the actual fuck
• You can FEEL the heart emojis when he gives an enthusiastic “ok boomer” That said, when he’s truly upset with Tony, he’ll give a snarky, “ok boomer.” It’s like… the difference between when you receive a text that has a period and one that has an exclamation point. Like “ok!” vs “ok.” It’s tangible.
tony: whAT DID I DO WRONG WHY IS HE MAD
• Eventually, Tony picks up on the habit. He finds himself wanting to say, “ok boomer,” whenever Pepper gets on his case. Once or twice he gets super close to actually saying it.
tony: oh god it’s contagious
• But then one day it’s Steve who says something annoying and he stands there like
steve: the way you’re behaving is childish. you need to start taking the team seriously. if you don’t step your game up, people are going to get hurt. are you seriously that self centered that you’re okay with that? clean up your act, tony.
tony, internally: oh god he was born in like the early 1900s he’s the closest thing to a boomer we have on the team oh my god I could utterly destroy him with a crisp “ok boomer” peter would be so proud oh god the opportunity is perfect I’m VIBRATING with excitement oh gOD
tony, monotone: ok boomer
tony, internally: THIS IS MY GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT
• Peter stands in the background cheering, and the scene looks Iike
