Tit

I don't wait in line, fuck that but ill wait for you

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

[wastingmytimern-deactivated2020]

baby boy.. baby.,

[pumper-savage]

No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from making you cum

[favoritelatina]

Me

[hipstered]

date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

[blondetrash]

partnership not ownership

[anxietyproblem]

@anxietyproblem

[speedway66]

Too many times.

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

i support all women in jail who killed their abusive boyfriend/husband.

[kimdavisofficial]

[down-sizing-deactivated20180211]

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

[randomfandomteacher]

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

[mexicangrrrl-blog]

Visit Original Link

Te Quiero Asi | Valentin Elizalde

[10uhclock]

[yeb1art]

[shekiladze]

[writterings]

whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

[writterings]

these kids will be like “can you drive me home? i don’t have gas money but-” and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.

[writterings]

i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back

[writterings]

old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and i’ll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.

[writterings]

im the only manager that actively tells them to steal food because these are teenagers and they are HUNGRY

[olewdvia]

[crack-in-the-mirror]

if the thought of touching her doesn’t make your stomach turn into a damn zoo then don’t waste her time

[laviejacabrona]

how mexicans ask if you have a boyfriend

[porterr-robinson]

[londonnigga]

cupping her titties and sucking on her neck from behind >>>