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blay-y

💉Nickel💉

fatuiaether

Pierro the vagueposting king once more dude pls stop speaking in riddles

Pierrot, the grandpa of war and metalinguistics

coalballbaby

sixshot nation are you hearing me

narcissa-black-supermacy

i thought the “this is the face that launched a thousand ships, although now it would maybe be five-hundred.” line was just an internet joke but apparently that's a line Menelaus actually says in Nolan's Odyssey??

Not only that the language itself sounds straight out of a marvel forcibly funny haha moment, but Menelaus? The Menelaus who all thoughout human history, from Homer, to Sappho, to Euripides, to Virgil, to Shakespeare, to Brooke, to Barth; from Classical vases to Medieval poetry to Reinessance art, has been known as the man whose sword fell from his hands at the sight of his wife after 10 years apart?

"What joy for me to hold my wife" Menelaus?

"He flung the sword away, and kissed her feet" Menelaus?

"I believe all. I understand nothing. I love you" Menelaus?

"I have no fault to find; my wife, he daughter of Zeus and Leda, is mine again, she whom her brothers on their snow-white steeds, whilst torches blazed, made my happy bride, but gods removed her from my home." Menelaus?

The Menelaus who was picked out of the suitors by Helen herself? The Menelaus who couldn't kill a begging Trojan so his brother had to do it for him? The Menelaus who rescued Odysseus and got out Patroclus' body? The Menelaus who volounteered to fight Paris one on one so everybody could go home? Who kept expressing his guilt about himself being the cause of war through every assembly he spoke at in the Iliad? Who after 10 years away at Troy, took his wife through a 7-year long journey at sea back home, where he reinstated her as the queen of Sparta? Who wept like a child in front of Telemachus recalling the war and his brother and all the friends he lost and the only consolation being his wife' gentle hand on his?

You want me to believe that man scarred Helen's face and called her only worth half the ships because of it?

I'm actually physically sick just thinking about it.

podcastwizard

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

hadesisqueer

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

hadesisqueer

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

joyflameball

herbaklava

rhymewithrachel

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

velartis

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

puppygirllaika

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

biggayrobotchristmas

From: tricotron To: hak

Prompt:

Stunticons. Stunticons, stunticons, and more stunticons. I love them and will accept anything stunticon, but here are some prompts in case you like that sort of thing. Prompt 1: Stunticon cuddles. I was going to say them fighting but we see a lot of that already. So how about some cute cuddles? Two to all five having some down time. They rest is up to you! I’m fine with any continuity and if you’d prefer to draw humanformers, I should have plenty of art of my designs on my art blog. This is more of an art prompt but if you are planning on writing it could maybe work for that.

Prompt 2: Demolition derby! The Stunticons love to crash into everything and you know what? I love it when they do too. Draw or write the Stunticons making a big mess for the Autobots to clean up. This prompt could be for anywhere from a single to all five stunticons. If you would want to add any other transformers (example: Breakdown rear ending Sides who gets shoved into Sunny) that is fine too. I just need my Stunticon fix. That and anything else is up to you. Once again, any continuity, but i’d prefer robot only and not humanformers.