paradise dreamer

I really shouldn't have to explain who I am, should I? "You are altogether beautiful, my love, there is no flaw in you." - song of soloman 4:7 "I've been accused of being cold, snobbish, distant. Those who know me, know I'm nothing of the sort If anything, the opposite is true. But is it too much to ask to want to protect your private life, your inner feelings?" - g.k.

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allaboutthatbas​:

And where’s the fun in that, Fabray?

You should try sticking with one person for more than a few nights, Bas, it might be good for you.  I’m sure my mom would love to play matchmaker with one of the daughters of her friends.  Or sons; either way she’d love it.

[spinning-bird-kick]

Bring It On (2000)

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allaboutthatbas​:

Most guys have the common sense to leave after hooking up with a stranger, but there’s always those few that stay. Perhaps he was too out of it to call a cab or wanted to go for a morning round, either way I was drunk and gave him the benefit of doubt. Evidently, that was a mistake. I understand my mattress is more comfortable than the common Dalton variety, but it is most certainly not to be drooled upon.

Now it’s 8am and usually I would have kicked his admittedly impressive ass out to the curb, thereby allowing me to sleep in — but I don’t have lacrosse till 2, and I wouldn’t mind some entertainment in the meantime. 

So, I would like to propose an economic opportunity of sorts to my fellow lima dwellers that I believe will be of great interest to you: if you come over and pretend to be my boyfriend / girlfriend who just found me cheating, I’ll give you 100 bucks cash - cry, threaten, do whatever, je m'en fiche. I’ll even raise you to 100 plus a cup of irish coffee if you manage to impress me in the process. 

Think it over, this could be your chance to deliver the performance of a lifetime.

Really?...  You know, you really could just -I don’t know- stop sleeping around as much as you do?  Just a suggestion.

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kurtaincall​:

Well, there’s nothing like a fresh cup of slushie to shock the senses awake on this fine Monday morning - for those of you missing half your brain cells from smoking pot under the bleachers, that was sarcasm. Next time, you think about throwing one of the those devil drinks my way, rest assured that you will be receiving the invoice for my dry cleaning.

Or you could dress more normally and maybe you wouldn’t make yourself an easier target than Berry?  Just a thought.

[valentinawrites-deactivated2025]

Because I’m a mirrorball I’m a mirrorball I’ll show you every version of yourself Tonight

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berrybest​:

Then I’d barely be speaking sentences beyond five words. And if I’m meant to be the leader of this group, that’s a rather heavy restriction to have, don’t you think?

Not really, no; it would actually do a lot of us there a huge favor.  It’s not the Rachel Berry Show Choir, and I don’t remember voting for you to even be leader.  I think even the weird vampire girl would be a better fit, actually.  Tanya?  Tara?

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hudsnfinn​:

I hope so cause imagine if we turn this into a winning season. Like how Joe Burrow basically turned LSU into a winning team. And maybe we can celebrate after the win or something. I know Breadstix is cheesy but they do have the best breadsticks in all of Lima.

Even though they’re not even made there, just come in frozen, but... I think for you I’ll look past it, but just for you.  And hey, my parents aren’t going to be home (Daddy has a business trip out of town, Mom has book club), so if you wanted to come over and keep me company?

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Text ✉ Britt & Quinn

Brittany: Well Tubbs will be there too but he'll be doing his own thing.

Brittany:... remind me to hide my diary because I trust him but I also don't

Brittany: YOU can do homework. I'm probably gonna bake some cookies. If you wanted to too.

Brittany: ...

Brittany: And maybe we could talk?

Quinn: Haha, I'll remind you, promise; we don't need your cat... Reading your diary.

[a beat later, typing and re-typing]

Quinn: Yeah, of course. Totally.

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Text ✉ Britt & Quinn

Brittany: In case I forget to ask you later -

Brittany: My parents are taking Ash out tonight... if you wanted to come over after practice?

Quinn: I'm down; it's been pretty much forever since just you and I hung out. We can do homework and whatever, too.

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berrybest​:

… Given the academic level at this school, you’re probably right about that one. However, my point still stands. I suppose I could try to work on my need to over explain everything, but I always find that being told to reel it back in is better than being told you’re not giving enough.

That’s actually true, though you especially need to work on it the most.  Like the saying goes, “less is more”, so why not try way less?

[laurapetrie]

“She spent hours soaking in bubble baths - soapy blonde hair piled on her head, skin pink and rosy as a Boucher cherub. She looked like a strawberry soda.” - Elizabeth Winder, Marilyn in Manhattan

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hudsnfinn​:

Anyone else excited for the big game coming up? I have a feeling that we’re finally going to win a game and I can’t wait to see the look on Coach Tanaka’s face when we do it. We’ve been working so hard all season so it’ll be nice to win on our home turf too. So who’s coming?

I think I have an obligation to go not just as head cheerleader, but as loving girlfriend as well.  You guys are going to be amazing, Finn, and maybe this win is what actually sparks more.

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berrybest​:

That’s not true, Quinn. You might not care, but my fellow Glee clubbers need to be kept informed of our week to week assignments. If you don’t care, you don’t have to interact with my outreach. You know that, right?

Oh, I know that, believe me, but a small tip- No one reads past two sentences, if that.  Some people probably can’t even read.

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berrybest​:

Though the weekend is slowly coming to a close, I find myself eager to return to school tomorrow morning. Now that Mr. Schuester has finished his pipe dreams of becoming a boy bander at age… well, we’ll call it established, he can refocus his energies where they belong – on the New Directions.

While yes, I was eager to take matters into my own hands, I fear that it might be too soon for someone of my age to self direct. And despite some of the rather negative criticisms from my fellow Glee clubbers, I think you could all agree that, if anyone were to take charge, it can and should be me.

Either way, I’m returning with a sense of determination. To those it may concern: I’ve sent out an e-mail with a list of possible solo’s for Sectionals. Feel free to send me your thoughts about each selection (which was hand picked from my carefully curated collection). Though we can agree who’s voice suits the songs mentioned, I’m open to other options and interpretations.

No one cares.

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[koryxx]

♡ladies meme: ladies of comedy » sandy olsson (grease) ↳ “tell me about it, stud.”