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bearlyholdingittogether

It’s that time of year again!

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You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

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but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

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480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

butmuhgains

FUCKING U N I T

feedeeadventures

This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

jormunganndr

i thought this was about bear scots lmaoooooo

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mayreuhdith

is this a renaissance painting?

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“Interrogation of the Zodiac Killer” -The Ghost of Sandro Botticelli ca 2015

dutchster

“This was at a Know Your Meme party at the Museum of the Moving Image in NYC. They had a gallery of memes hanging on the wall. I noticed my wife was wearing a red dress so I suggested she pose in front of the girl in the photo. While I was taking her picture someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to be in it, so I hopped in. Then the girl in blue walked up and said, “Hey! Let me be the other girl!” The whole thing was spontaneous and random, and of course it happened on the one day in my life I’m not wearing a plaid shirt.“ (x)

tacomel420

if u told me in 2008 that in 2018 there would be a know your meme party AT A MUSEUM and not in some fedora-wearing-pony-fuckers basement i would have instantly burst into flames like a phoenix and be reborn as someone who could handle this

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college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011

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Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…

lookskindadeadinside

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

talesandfluff

my question is, does Mamma Mia take place in

1) a universe where ABBA doesn’t exist and they’re just making up the songs as they go?

2) a universe where ABBA DOES exist and everyone has rehearsed and memorized all of their songs just in case the situation arises where they might need one?

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Me: “I don’t like the direction Bethesda has been taking with its core IPs lately..” Someone: *brings up Fallout 76* Me: Song: https://youtu.be/3xu1GC9UJYc

pr1nceshawn

Stop Clickbait.

alicesloane13

wholesome and healing

homoremedy

God’s work

glumshoe

I used to wear a chainmail shirt to elementary school. The teachers never knew what to do about it because there was no section in our dress code forbidding medieval armor.

docincredible

… Where does an elementary school child get access to an actual shirt of chainmail sized properly for them?

glumshoe

Growing up as a historical reenactor meant that my parents are friends with lots of people who make chainmail. My godsister received a real rapier in fourth or fifth grade, so our unsupervised outdoor playtime was… formative.

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mrclassyclass

He’s

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sirachahaha

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#he was probably like 20 in this

alesbianvampire

“But antidepressants changes your brain chemistry!”

glumshoe

One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand.

I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might say ‘oh this is homoerotic’ but PLANKING OMINOUSLY IN THE AIR is both unsexy and too ridiculous to be properly evil. I hate this shot and I hate that it was echoed in The Dark Tower movie with Walter and Roland.