Call Me Mr. Benzedrine

60% tumblr jokes, 30% fandom, 10% opinions, 100% garbage.

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[catcrumb]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[imsomadds]

[gamingcookiereal]

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[daveedmee]

[fellshish]

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

[voidsentprinces]

Heavensward Cinematic: A WHOLE SQUAD OF DRAGOONS WILL AID YOU IN YOUR VENTURES THROUGH ISHGARD AGAINST THE DRAGONS OF DRAVANIA

Heavensward Reality: Here's the grumpiest, stinkiest one we got. Good luck.

[herpsandbirds]

[totallynotgayforyou]

[petrichordiam]

@solipseismic thank u for the insight 🫡

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[dufrau]

i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

[melongifts]

They dont even know im having a category 10 blorbo event

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.