Jerkasaurus Rex

My name is Marley, 35 (she/they). Very tired. Just wanna be a tree.

[dirtyhecker]

Magic is a tool. This was a lesson that had been ingrained into the very  bones of Sebastian Crow from the moment of his birth. Magic existed to  be commanded by those of certain breeding. It did not possess an agency  of its own, it was not a living or feeling thing. Any personality  contained in certain spells or enchantments were a remnant of the mage  who had performed the casting. Therefore, it was best to only perform  great acts of magic when one was possessed of a calm mind, emptied of  superfluous thought or emotion. This was what Sebastian had always  believed. Until he met Asher Lewis.  

Tabernam Mea is a five-star rated, urban fantasy queer romance, set mostly inside of a sentient magical shop full of cursed items. Both heroes need each other more than they realize--something they will soon come to find out if the shop has anything to say about it!

Available in paperback and ebook format!

Also, look at my cats!

[aceinthefreakinspace]

Aroace Ryland Grace Pics + Textposts

because I couldn't help myself

ETA: Parts Two | Three | Four | Five

[twofingerswhiskey]

"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[dizzyghoast]

i think its funny how if you imagine something scary enough your brain starts treating it like its real and out to get you. its really cool and not annoying at all

[dizzyghoast]

someone: i made up a guy called the Scary Getter! He's real spooky when he tries to getter you!

me: wow thats scary.....the Scary Getter.....what if hes real....what if he getters me???

[dizzyghoast]

gonna start reblogging this every time i start worrying about about the Scary Getter

[eddysonline]

The original flag, by Gilbert Baker, June 25, 1978.

[gothicprep]

heartening saga honestly

[gilly-moon]

saw project hail mary today and I GET IT NOW. many tears. many laughs. stellar movie and yeah im definitely thinking about getting the book too.

[gilly-moon]

im enjoying the book so far :D

[gilly-moon]

he's just like me fr

[cloudbustng]

muppet profiles

the muppets trading cards (1992), pt. 3

[alexxuun]

Shots from a PHM animatic I’m doing which I’m planning to post tomorrow!

Edit: it’s now out!!

[queerascat]

“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”

a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:

you’re welcome.

※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.

[prideknights]

⚔️🌈

[chollimaonthewing]

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures

[when-you-fail-again]

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[mihai-florescu]

Sometimes a fanon interpretation shared by so many people will gaslight you into thinking YOU're not smart enough to understand it when, in reality, no, the collective of a fandom can indeed just be misinterpreting a character beyond parody. It's not you, it's them

[lowpawly]

u gotta be careful reblogging posts cuz what if you see it drowned in water later

[chrissyjoshys]

[rainyydoves]

[agriocnemis]

[rainyydoves]

[butchifiedcatfish]

Oh wow! what a beaut! Time to reel her in!

[lowpawly]

What Are You Doinf To My Poast

[dunmertitty]