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@skyyoung-thelabassistant
sky young rp ask blog! funsies and sillies, ask away! green text is ooc for sky, non green text is in character
also previously tried making a sideblog of this so if you see @skyyoung-labassistant then that’s also me 😅 do not interact with that one because there were some weird sideblog limits there
See when I said have you met your counterpart I only meant @scientistsdreams .. the other one isn't quite..you
and what do you mean by that?
I apoligise! People seem to have grudges against me.
But..what they are trying to say is not related whatsoever! People just need rest. 🩷
why would people have grudges against you? you’re just like me but a little more colorful and fuzzy around the edges… and not wearing glasses.
See when I said have you met your counterpart I only meant @scientistsdreams .. the other one isn't quite..you
and what do you mean by that?
Sky. We need to talk..
if this is Jayce or Viktor, i know. if not, who are you and what are we talking about?
*sitting in the lab, surrounded by drops of dried blood, fully burned weed, tufts of orange cat hair, a spilled bottle of blue nail polish, and a mangled cat carrier, fully human and suffering a weed hangover that is made twofold by the catnip*
what the fuck have i done.
@thereal-jaycetalis @local-zaunite-cuisine @hexcorewhisperer
so… i understand that some apologies are in order.
That’s an understatement if there ever was one.
that’s fair.
to you, Miguel, i am sorry for crossfading your boyfriend and scratching your arms and in general being terrible. although i was heavily influenced by weed, catnip, and the spirit of being an orange cat, i still did these things, and for that, i am sorry. when Jayce and Viktor get here, i will apologize to them as well. i understand if you don’t forgive me, or if it takes a while to do so.
*sitting in the lab, surrounded by drops of dried blood, fully burned weed, tufts of orange cat hair, a spilled bottle of blue nail polish, and a mangled cat carrier, fully human and suffering a weed hangover that is made twofold by the catnip*
what the fuck have i done.
@thereal-jaycetalis @local-zaunite-cuisine @hexcorewhisperer
so… i understand that some apologies are in order.
*sitting in the lab, surrounded by drops of dried blood, fully burned weed, tufts of orange cat hair, a spilled bottle of blue nail polish, and a mangled cat carrier, fully human and suffering a weed hangover that is made twofold by the catnip*
what the fuck have i done.
Have you seen your other counterpart?
yes! i have interacted with @scientistsdreams, as well as seen another astral counterpart around, but i can’t remember her url. it’s nice seeing other me’s around to see what they think of all this.
hey @thereal-jaycetalis i just got some new really cool plants that have no effect whatsoever when burned… do you want to test it out with me?
They.. don't burn? That's impossible, what? Let me take a look..
- Jayce Talis
ok. here are my completely okey dokey plants that won’t do anything at all.
she’s definitely not trying to get him high because he is so uptight all the time. definitely not. not at all. what are you, a cop?
That is.. so weird. That absolutely should not be possible, let's try..
Wait Sky. These burn. What were you talking about? Huh..
are you feeling alright Jayce?
No... No I'm kind of lightheaded.. I think I'll sit down for a moment..
ok, just take a couple deep breaths…
she says while standing practically in front of a weed bonfire
Alright.. a few deep breaths and I'll be fine..
yeah… are you feeling better now? more relaxed? can i paint your nails hexcore blue?
Hm. Yeah, actually.. I'm good.
Sure, go on! Why not, haha.
alright i got turned into a cat so you’re gonna have to do it yourself actually. excuse me while i lick my butthole in the corner of this room. here’s the nail polish, go ham.
W..what
What just? SKY???? sky??? Hello???? What? A fucking.. a talking. Cat. And sky. Is gone. What. What. i think I'm. Dying.
bro you’re not dying. i’m just a cat. remember when you were a cat? well it happened to me too. it’s me, i’m Sky.
THE FUCKING CAT IS TALKING TO ME
Alright, come on Jayce. Let’s get you into some blankets and we can watch cartoons, yes? Do you want some of that dessert I made for you?
viktorrrrr! so nice of you to join us! look at how pretty his nails are! they’re blue like the hexcore
Miss Young, I don't appreciate you drugging Jayce without telling him what he was getting into.
listen, listen… if i’d told him he would have refused. and he needs some way to relax since you guys are busting your asses on hextech. and i didn’t include you because i knew that you would see through my tricks. Jayce, on the other hand, is easier to deal with
... That reasoning makes it much worse. I can assure you there are ways to get someone to relax without drugging them.
ok but consider that i’m just s kitty cat who can do no wrong
Misbehaving cats get the spray bottle.
HISSS SPITTT
i’m high on cannabis and catnip so this pretty kitty is gonna take a catnap
hey @thereal-jaycetalis i just got some new really cool plants that have no effect whatsoever when burned… do you want to test it out with me?
They.. don't burn? That's impossible, what? Let me take a look..
- Jayce Talis
ok. here are my completely okey dokey plants that won’t do anything at all.
she’s definitely not trying to get him high because he is so uptight all the time. definitely not. not at all. what are you, a cop?
That is.. so weird. That absolutely should not be possible, let's try..
Wait Sky. These burn. What were you talking about? Huh..
are you feeling alright Jayce?
No... No I'm kind of lightheaded.. I think I'll sit down for a moment..
ok, just take a couple deep breaths…
she says while standing practically in front of a weed bonfire
Alright.. a few deep breaths and I'll be fine..
yeah… are you feeling better now? more relaxed? can i paint your nails hexcore blue?
Hm. Yeah, actually.. I'm good.
Sure, go on! Why not, haha.
alright i got turned into a cat so you’re gonna have to do it yourself actually. excuse me while i lick my butthole in the corner of this room. here’s the nail polish, go ham.
W..what
What just? SKY???? sky??? Hello???? What? A fucking.. a talking. Cat. And sky. Is gone. What. What. i think I'm. Dying.
bro you’re not dying. i’m just a cat. remember when you were a cat? well it happened to me too. it’s me, i’m Sky.
THE FUCKING CAT IS TALKING TO ME
Alright, come on Jayce. Let’s get you into some blankets and we can watch cartoons, yes? Do you want some of that dessert I made for you?
viktorrrrr! so nice of you to join us! look at how pretty his nails are! they’re blue like the hexcore
Miss Young, I don't appreciate you drugging Jayce without telling him what he was getting into.
listen, listen… if i’d told him he would have refused. and he needs some way to relax since you guys are busting your asses on hextech. and i didn’t include you because i knew that you would see through my tricks. Jayce, on the other hand, is easier to deal with
... That reasoning makes it much worse. I can assure you there are ways to get someone to relax without drugging them.
ok but consider that i’m just s kitty cat who can do no wrong
*Pushes catnips through the bars of your cage* Get double high, kitty Sky
i’m licking your fingers with gratitude. i will be higher than a kite with this. thanks for your offering dear anon.
I’m sorry, did you just drug my boyfriend?
@local-zaunite-cuisine
i’m just a cat causing chaos meow meow.
also weed isn’t drugs. calm down bestie and get me some catnip.
11.5 hours left of orange cat Sky
I think I'm well aware of what is and isn't a drug. You can't just give him a mind-altering substance without telling him.
I should dump you in a bath, Ms. Young.
i’m too high to care Miguel. your hair is really dangly… perfect toy to play with
uh oh. i’m stuck. panic mode
I think you'd care a bit more if I went ahead and told Jayce what you did when he sobered up.
i’m just a cute little kitty who can’t be blamed for what she did under the influence of catnip and also being a cat. he can’t be mad at me after how beautiful his nails look now.
That's it, I'm finding a cat carrier and you're going to sit in it and think about what you've done.
not if these claws can stop you
Uh-huh. Get in the crate, you little beast.
RERRREESAAAAOOOOWWWW
Stop being such a brat, your claws aren't nearly as bad as Lest's.
but you’re bleeding! that was my goal
I think I hate you.
noooooooo! they’ve got me! how could you so this to meeeee…
You drugged Jayce without him knowing! Being put in a crate is a very light punishment for something like that.
at least give me more catnip… and let me out before 11 hours from now because i will be turning back human again
Get someone else to do it.
who else would? where are you putting me and my crate?
I'll just leave you on the counter in the lab. Maybe if you yowl loud enough you can take advantage of someone else.
you’re being such an asshole. what did i ever do to you that led you to try putting me in a crate?
since i’m just a cat who is now locked in a crate (fuck you Meowguel), i’m open to answering all of your queries, meow.
I’m sorry, did you just drug my boyfriend?
@local-zaunite-cuisine
i’m just a cat causing chaos meow meow.
also weed isn’t drugs. calm down bestie and get me some catnip.
11.5 hours left of orange cat Sky
I think I'm well aware of what is and isn't a drug. You can't just give him a mind-altering substance without telling him.
I should dump you in a bath, Ms. Young.
i’m too high to care Miguel. your hair is really dangly… perfect toy to play with
uh oh. i’m stuck. panic mode
I think you'd care a bit more if I went ahead and told Jayce what you did when he sobered up.
i’m just a cute little kitty who can’t be blamed for what she did under the influence of catnip and also being a cat. he can’t be mad at me after how beautiful his nails look now.
That's it, I'm finding a cat carrier and you're going to sit in it and think about what you've done.
not if these claws can stop you
Uh-huh. Get in the crate, you little beast.
RERRREESAAAAOOOOWWWW
Stop being such a brat, your claws aren't nearly as bad as Lest's.
but you’re bleeding! that was my goal
I think I hate you.
noooooooo! they’ve got me! how could you so this to meeeee…
You drugged Jayce without him knowing! Being put in a crate is a very light punishment for something like that.
at least give me more catnip… and let me out before 11 hours from now because i will be turning back human again
Get someone else to do it.
who else would? where are you putting me and my crate?
hey @thereal-jaycetalis i just got some new really cool plants that have no effect whatsoever when burned… do you want to test it out with me?
They.. don't burn? That's impossible, what? Let me take a look..
- Jayce Talis
ok. here are my completely okey dokey plants that won’t do anything at all.
she’s definitely not trying to get him high because he is so uptight all the time. definitely not. not at all. what are you, a cop?
That is.. so weird. That absolutely should not be possible, let's try..
Wait Sky. These burn. What were you talking about? Huh..
are you feeling alright Jayce?
No... No I'm kind of lightheaded.. I think I'll sit down for a moment..
ok, just take a couple deep breaths…
she says while standing practically in front of a weed bonfire
Alright.. a few deep breaths and I'll be fine..
yeah… are you feeling better now? more relaxed? can i paint your nails hexcore blue?
Hm. Yeah, actually.. I'm good.
Sure, go on! Why not, haha.
alright i got turned into a cat so you’re gonna have to do it yourself actually. excuse me while i lick my butthole in the corner of this room. here’s the nail polish, go ham.
W..what
What just? SKY???? sky??? Hello???? What? A fucking.. a talking. Cat. And sky. Is gone. What. What. i think I'm. Dying.
bro you’re not dying. i’m just a cat. remember when you were a cat? well it happened to me too. it’s me, i’m Sky.
THE FUCKING CAT IS TALKING TO ME
Alright, come on Jayce. Let’s get you into some blankets and we can watch cartoons, yes? Do you want some of that dessert I made for you?
viktorrrrr! so nice of you to join us! look at how pretty his nails are! they’re blue like the hexcore
Miss Young, I don't appreciate you drugging Jayce without telling him what he was getting into.
listen, listen… if i’d told him he would have refused. and he needs some way to relax since you guys are busting your asses on hextech. and i didn’t include you because i knew that you would see through my tricks. Jayce, on the other hand, is easier to deal with
I’m sorry, did you just drug my boyfriend?
@local-zaunite-cuisine
i’m just a cat causing chaos meow meow.
also weed isn’t drugs. calm down bestie and get me some catnip.
11.5 hours left of orange cat Sky
I think I'm well aware of what is and isn't a drug. You can't just give him a mind-altering substance without telling him.
I should dump you in a bath, Ms. Young.
i’m too high to care Miguel. your hair is really dangly… perfect toy to play with
uh oh. i’m stuck. panic mode
I think you'd care a bit more if I went ahead and told Jayce what you did when he sobered up.
i’m just a cute little kitty who can’t be blamed for what she did under the influence of catnip and also being a cat. he can’t be mad at me after how beautiful his nails look now.
That's it, I'm finding a cat carrier and you're going to sit in it and think about what you've done.
not if these claws can stop you
Uh-huh. Get in the crate, you little beast.
RERRREESAAAAOOOOWWWW
Stop being such a brat, your claws aren't nearly as bad as Lest's.
but you’re bleeding! that was my goal
I think I hate you.
noooooooo! they’ve got me! how could you so this to meeeee…
You drugged Jayce without him knowing! Being put in a crate is a very light punishment for something like that.
at least give me more catnip… and let me out before 11 hours from now because i will be turning back human again
