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#SLAEG1RL. INDEPENDENT, MUTUAL EXCLUSIVE AND SELECTIVE BLOG FOR BUFFY SUMMMERS FROM THE BUFFYVERSE. HEADCANON AND SHOW BASED. CST +3. SHE/HER. WRITTEN BY CALI. #
an exploration and study in: the chosen one, growing pains, the blonde cheerleader, feminine rage, death and the maiden, final girl, the responsability of the world.
PROMO. CARRD.
"slayer blood is like premium for the vamps."
💕this post to get a starter from buffy. if you are a multimuse, give me a few options to pick from.
💕this post to get a starter from buffy. if you are a multimuse, give me a few options to pick from.
the way she will judge people who fall for the "evil" vampires when she herself has a thing for the souless version of her boyfriend.
buffy has died two times in her life and she won't talk about it. more traumatizing was being brought back from the dead and while she loves her friends, she can't exactly forgive them from that.
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT. a collection of quotes and scenarios about vampires. change pronouns/names as you see fit. These were all taken from different sources of fiction, both in literature and audiovisual media. all known triggers for vampire media apply (blood, death, murder, gothic horror, obsessive love and more).
SENTENCES AND QUOTES. change pronouns and names, locations as you see fit.
"I took mythology a lot more seriously since I’d become a vampire."
“None of us really changes over time; we only become more fully what we are.”
"A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age."
"How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful and magical?”
"The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him."
"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!"
"The blood is the life!"
"Loving the monsters always ends badly for the humans. It's a rule."
“When people see good, they expect good. I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.”
“Love is a vampire’s greatest weakness. And we are not weak.”
“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
“For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.”
"I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret."
“I'm in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I'm in love with her and it's driving me crazy. I'm not in control.”
"Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be."
"Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to."
"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure and even a little danger."
"Sometimes the world turns good people into bad people."
"People have been after me for a thousand years, but I'm always one step ahead."
"Mother made us vampires. She didn't make us monsters. We did that to ourselves."
"Perhaps one day, in a year or even in a century. You'll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer."
"Do you have any idea how rare love is? In a thousand years, I have found it but twice, and when I have, I have honored it."
"You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again."
“When you feel the blood rush in, you tell yourself that you’re gonna get through it; that you’re strong enough.”
“You’d be surprised how easy it is to forget the past, Elena.”
“I wanna rip into your skin. And I wanna feed on your blood. Under your skin.”
“I just want one taste. That''s all I need. I just want one taste.”
“There’s the briefest of moments before we kill, where we literally hold their life in our hands and then rip it away, and we’re left with nothing.”
“Do you know the secret to immortality?”
“The vampire bond. There is no human equivalent.”
“He was my mentor, my murderer, my maker.”
“When was the last time you drank blood?”
“Left you with a bit of a craving, didn’t it? One day that craving is gonna grow.”
“That's cause you took my life! I got nothing. I lost everything. I lost my brother. I lost my family. About to lose the last fucking thing I care about.”
“And then I watched you pull over and drain a dog. And run down an alleyway for two more rats. This is not a life!”
“Hunting is an art. You have the power to subdue anyone you want, but sometimes restraint is your most powerful weapon.”
“What does this taste like to you?”
“There is one thing about being a vampire that I must fear above all else, and that is loneliness. You can't imagine the emptiness. The void.”
“Vampires are killers. Apex predators whose all-seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment. The ability to see a human life in its entirety.”
“Don’t underestimate the allure of the darkness. Even the purest hearts are drawn to it.”
“End of the day, human life is just a means to an end. Our means to our end.”
“A mutual law of nature is the strong always take from the weak.”
“It’s better to have a flawed life lived than wasted rotting away in clay.”
“Hatred, a pure and perfect hatred that’s greater now than the day I first took your life.”
“A thousand years of history isn’t going to write itself.”
“I can’t be killed.”
“I’m the monster lesser monsters fear.”
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
"You don't know what you are asking of me. To drink from you."
"You need blood, take it."
"To walk with me you must die to your breathing life, and be reborn to mine."
"I love you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise."
"You loved me once, you will love me again."
"I made him. Did you know that?"
"I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine."
"What did you think was gonna happen? She would look at you, see your real face and give you a kiss?"
"I could swap this life of shame. Swap it out for a dark gift. You just have to ask me for it."
"Vampyrism is, by definition, an afterlife."
"I'm not the one who was sleeping with one vampire while half in love with another. Your morality is a moving target. Mine is not."
"A man damaged by his demons and those demons are not dormant, they are hell-bent on killing me and everything I find beautiful. And you, you are beautiful."
"You are stronger now. Meaner. Sexier."
"They are like vampire royalty. The oldest among us."
"He is the original hybrid. Half vampire, half werewolf."
"We both know I could snap your neck and do my nails at the same time."
“Viktor. The oldest and strongest of us. That night, he made me a Vampire. "
"Stop fighting who you are."
"I'll tell you what I know about death, Camille. Death dances silently in everyone's shadow, and she doesn't give a damn."
"Turns out, I have complicated feelings for a monster."
ACTIONS AND SCENARIOS. Add a +reverse for the inverse action. Change names as you see fit.
[YOU ARE NOT HUMAN]: sender figured out receiver is a vampire and confronts them.
[FEEDING HOUR]: receiver finds sender feeding on someone's blood.
[WHEN IS A MONSTER NOT A MONSTER]: sender touches receiver's vampire face, showing they are not afraid.
[YOU NEED TO]: sender offers their blood to receiver.
[ECHOES OF THE PAST]: receiver is a doppelganger/looks like a person the sender knew in the past.
[DEATH AND THE MAIDEN]: receiver and sender can't be together as one is immortal and the other is a vampire.
[MY MAKER, MY LOVER]: sender is receiver's sire and they reunite after centuries after.
[BOND]: receiver is senders fledgling and sender can feel them.
[ELIXIR]: receiver is hurt and sender, a vampire, feeds them their blood.
[SHARING]: sender tempts receiver to share a meal of blood.
[HUNTING THE HUNTER]: sender is a vampire hunter, and they found receiver.
[THE INVITATION]: receiver receives an INVITATION to stay at sender's gothic/ancient manor.
[DRACULA'S BRIDE]: sender wants receiver to be one of their wives/lovers.
[BLOOD FAMILIAR]: sender is a vampire familiar, a human bloodbag under receiver protection. receiver finds out another vampire had bitten them.
[CRAVING]: sender tasted receiver once and craved them again.
[INVITED]: after bring invited inside, sender shows up at receiver's home.
[LICK]: sender licks receiver's blood remains from their mouth.
[LAST RESORT]: receiver has to turn sender into vampire because they are dying. sender wakes up in transition.
[ANCHOR]: sender calms receiver down after receiver went on a bloodlust spree. sender reminds them their humanity.
[RIVAL COVENS]: sender and receiver are from rival vampire covens and they talk in neutral ground.
[HUMANITY]: sender is human and because of them, receiver is starting to feel humanity again.
[I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE]: receiver is guiding sender through the early stages of vampirism.
[RIVAL SPECIES]: sender is a werewolf/witch and receiver is a vampire. they fall in love/ally with each other.
[DHAMPIR]: sender is a half human, half vampire who just had their first taste of human blood. receiver finds them.
[REFLECTION]: sender looks in the mirror and finds out that receiver has no reflection.
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT. a collection of quotes and scenarios about vampires. change pronouns/names as you see fit. These were all taken from different sources of fiction, both in literature and audiovisual media. all known triggers for vampire media apply (blood, death, murder, gothic horror, obsessive love and more).
SENTENCES AND QUOTES. change pronouns and names, locations as you see fit.
"I took mythology a lot more seriously since I’d become a vampire."
“None of us really changes over time; we only become more fully what we are.”
"A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age."
"How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful and magical?”
"The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him."
"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!"
"The blood is the life!"
"Loving the monsters always ends badly for the humans. It's a rule."
“When people see good, they expect good. I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.”
“Love is a vampire’s greatest weakness. And we are not weak.”
“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
“For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.”
"I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret."
“I'm in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I'm in love with her and it's driving me crazy. I'm not in control.”
"Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be."
"Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to."
"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure and even a little danger."
"Sometimes the world turns good people into bad people."
"People have been after me for a thousand years, but I'm always one step ahead."
"Mother made us vampires. She didn't make us monsters. We did that to ourselves."
"Perhaps one day, in a year or even in a century. You'll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer."
"Do you have any idea how rare love is? In a thousand years, I have found it but twice, and when I have, I have honored it."
"You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again."
“When you feel the blood rush in, you tell yourself that you’re gonna get through it; that you’re strong enough.”
“You’d be surprised how easy it is to forget the past, Elena.”
“I wanna rip into your skin. And I wanna feed on your blood. Under your skin.”
“I just want one taste. That''s all I need. I just want one taste.”
“There’s the briefest of moments before we kill, where we literally hold their life in our hands and then rip it away, and we’re left with nothing.”
“Do you know the secret to immortality?”
“The vampire bond. There is no human equivalent.”
“He was my mentor, my murderer, my maker.”
“When was the last time you drank blood?”
“Left you with a bit of a craving, didn’t it? One day that craving is gonna grow.”
“That's cause you took my life! I got nothing. I lost everything. I lost my brother. I lost my family. About to lose the last fucking thing I care about.”
“And then I watched you pull over and drain a dog. And run down an alleyway for two more rats. This is not a life!”
“Hunting is an art. You have the power to subdue anyone you want, but sometimes restraint is your most powerful weapon.”
“What does this taste like to you?”
“There is one thing about being a vampire that I must fear above all else, and that is loneliness. You can't imagine the emptiness. The void.”
“Vampires are killers. Apex predators whose all-seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment. The ability to see a human life in its entirety.”
“Don’t underestimate the allure of the darkness. Even the purest hearts are drawn to it.”
“End of the day, human life is just a means to an end. Our means to our end.”
“A mutual law of nature is the strong always take from the weak.”
“It’s better to have a flawed life lived than wasted rotting away in clay.”
“Hatred, a pure and perfect hatred that’s greater now than the day I first took your life.”
“A thousand years of history isn’t going to write itself.”
“I can’t be killed.”
“I’m the monster lesser monsters fear.”
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
"You don't know what you are asking of me. To drink from you."
"You need blood, take it."
"To walk with me you must die to your breathing life, and be reborn to mine."
"I love you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise."
"You loved me once, you will love me again."
"I made him. Did you know that?"
"I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine."
"What did you think was gonna happen? She would look at you, see your real face and give you a kiss?"
"I could swap this life of shame. Swap it out for a dark gift. You just have to ask me for it."
"Vampyrism is, by definition, an afterlife."
"I'm not the one who was sleeping with one vampire while half in love with another. Your morality is a moving target. Mine is not."
"A man damaged by his demons and those demons are not dormant, they are hell-bent on killing me and everything I find beautiful. And you, you are beautiful."
"You are stronger now. Meaner. Sexier."
"They are like vampire royalty. The oldest among us."
"He is the original hybrid. Half vampire, half werewolf."
"We both know I could snap your neck and do my nails at the same time."
“Viktor. The oldest and strongest of us. That night, he made me a Vampire. "
"Stop fighting who you are."
ACTIONS AND SCENARIOS. Add a +reverse for the inverse action. Change names as you see fit.
[YOU ARE NOT HUMAN]: sender figured out receiver is a vampire and confronts them.
[FEEDING HOUR]: receiver finds sender feeding on someone's blood.
[WHEN IS A MONSTER NOT A MONSTER]: sender touches receiver's vampire face, showing they are not afraid.
[YOU NEED TO]: sender offers their blood to receiver.
[ECHOES OF THE PAST]: receiver is a doppelganger/looks like a person the sender knew in the past.
[DEATH AND THE MAIDEN]: receiver and sender can't be together as one is immortal and the other is a vampire.
[MY MAKER, MY LOVER]: sender is receiver's sire and they reunite after centuries after.
[BOND]: receiver is senders fledgling and sender can feel them.
[ELIXIR]: receiver is hurt and sender, a vampire, feeds them their blood.
[SHARING]: sender tempts receiver to share a meal of blood.
[HUNTING THE HUNTER]: sender is a vampire hunter, and they found receiver.
[THE INVITATION]: receiver receives an INVITATION to stay at sender's gothic/ancient manor.
[DRACULA'S BRIDE]: sender wants receiver to be one of their wives/lovers.
[BLOOD FAMILIAR]: sender is a vampire familiar, a human bloodbag under receiver protection. receiver finds out another vampire had bitten them.
[CRAVING]: sender tasted receiver once and craved them again.
[INVITED]: after bring invited inside, sender shows up at receiver's home.
[LICK]: sender licks receiver's blood remains from their mouth.
[LAST RESORT]: receiver has to turn sender into vampire because they are dying. sender wakes up in transition.
[ANCHOR]: sender calms receiver down after receiver went on a bloodlust spree. sender reminds them their humanity.
[RIVAL COVENS]: sender and receiver are from rival vampire covens and they talk in neutral ground.
[HUMANITY]: sender is human and because of them, receiver is starting to feel humanity again.
[I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE]: receiver is guiding sender through the early stages of vampirism.
[RIVAL SPECIES]: sender is a werewolf/witch and receiver is a vampire. they fall in love/ally with each other.
[DHAMPIR]: sender is a half human, half vampire who just had their first taste of human blood. receiver finds them.
CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT. a collection of quotes and scenarios about vampires. change pronouns/names as you see fit. These were all taken from different sources of fiction, both in literature and audiovisual media. all known triggers for vampire media apply (blood, death, murder, gothic horror, obsessive love and more).
SENTENCES AND QUOTES. change pronouns and names, locations as you see fit.
"I took mythology a lot more seriously since I’d become a vampire."
“None of us really changes over time; we only become more fully what we are.”
"A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age."
"How do we seem to you? Do you find us beautiful and magical?”
"The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him."
"Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!"
"The blood is the life!"
"Loving the monsters always ends badly for the humans. It's a rule."
“When people see good, they expect good. I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.”
“Love is a vampire’s greatest weakness. And we are not weak.”
“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
“For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.”
"I'm not human. And I miss it. I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret."
“I'm in love with a woman I can never have. The point is I'm in love with her and it's driving me crazy. I'm not in control.”
"Your life is pathetic. Your after-life doesn't have to be."
"Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you're a vampire, you don't have to feel bad about it if you don't want to."
"You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure and even a little danger."
"Sometimes the world turns good people into bad people."
"People have been after me for a thousand years, but I'm always one step ahead."
"Mother made us vampires. She didn't make us monsters. We did that to ourselves."
"Perhaps one day, in a year or even in a century. You'll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer."
"Do you have any idea how rare love is? In a thousand years, I have found it but twice, and when I have, I have honored it."
"You're a vampire, sweetheart. I don't think you'll ever be okay again."
“When you feel the blood rush in, you tell yourself that you’re gonna get through it; that you’re strong enough.”
“You’d be surprised how easy it is to forget the past, Elena.”
“I wanna rip into your skin. And I wanna feed on your blood. Under your skin.”
“I just want one taste. That''s all I need. I just want one taste.”
“There’s the briefest of moments before we kill, where we literally hold their life in our hands and then rip it away, and we’re left with nothing.”
“Do you know the secret to immortality?”
“The vampire bond. There is no human equivalent.”
“He was my mentor, my murderer, my maker.”
“When was the last time you drank blood?”
“Left you with a bit of a craving, didn’t it? One day that craving is gonna grow.”
“That's cause you took my life! I got nothing. I lost everything. I lost my brother. I lost my family. About to lose the last fucking thing I care about.”
“And then I watched you pull over and drain a dog. And run down an alleyway for two more rats. This is not a life!”
“Hunting is an art. You have the power to subdue anyone you want, but sometimes restraint is your most powerful weapon.”
“What does this taste like to you?”
“There is one thing about being a vampire that I must fear above all else, and that is loneliness. You can't imagine the emptiness. The void.”
“Vampires are killers. Apex predators whose all-seeing eyes were meant to give them detachment. The ability to see a human life in its entirety.”
“Don’t underestimate the allure of the darkness. Even the purest hearts are drawn to it.”
“End of the day, human life is just a means to an end. Our means to our end.”
“A mutual law of nature is the strong always take from the weak.”
“It’s better to have a flawed life lived than wasted rotting away in clay.”
“Hatred, a pure and perfect hatred that’s greater now than the day I first took your life.”
“A thousand years of history isn’t going to write itself.”
“I can’t be killed.”
“I’m the monster lesser monsters fear.”
"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
"You don't know what you are asking of me. To drink from you."
"You need blood, take it."
"To walk with me you must die to your breathing life, and be reborn to mine."
"I love you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise."
"You loved me once, you will love me again."
"I made him. Did you know that?"
"I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine."
"What did you think was gonna happen? She would look at you, see your real face and give you a kiss?"
"I could swap this life of shame. Swap it out for a dark gift. You just have to ask me for it."
"Vampyrism is, by definition, an afterlife."
"I'm not the one who was sleeping with one vampire while half in love with another. Your morality is a moving target. Mine is not."
"A man damaged by his demons and those demons are not dormant, they are hell-bent on killing me and everything I find beautiful. And you, you are beautiful."
"You are stronger now. Meaner. Sexier."
"They are like vampire royalty. The oldest among us."
"He is the original hybrid. Half vampire, half werewolf."
"We both know I could snap your neck and do my nails at the same time."
“Viktor. The oldest and strongest of us. That night, he made me a Vampire. "
"Stop fighting who you are."
ACTIONS AND SCENARIOS. Add a +reverse for the inverse action. Change names as you see fit.
[YOU ARE NOT HUMAN]: sender figured out receiver is a vampire and confronts them.
[FEEDING HOUR]: receiver finds sender feeding on someone's blood.
[WHEN IS A MONSTER NOT A MONSTER]: sender touches receiver's vampire face, showing they are not afraid.
[YOU NEED TO]: sender offers their blood to receiver.
[ECHOES OF THE PAST]: receiver is a doppelganger/looks like a person the sender knew in the past.
[DEATH AND THE MAIDEN]: receiver and sender can't be together as one is immortal and the other is a vampire.
[MY MAKER, MY LOVER]: sender is receiver's sire and they reunite after centuries after.
[BOND]: receiver is senders fledgling and sender can feel them.
[ELIXIR]: receiver is hurt and sender, a vampire, feeds them their blood.
[SHARING]: sender tempts receiver to share a meal of blood.
[HUNTING THE HUNTER]: sender is a vampire hunter, and they found receiver.
[THE INVITATION]: receiver receives an INVITATION to stay at sender's gothic/ancient manor.
[DRACULA'S BRIDE]: sender wants receiver to be one of their wives/lovers.
[BLOOD FAMILIAR]: sender is a vampire familiar, a human bloodbag under receiver protection. receiver finds out another vampire had bitten them.
[CRAVING]: sender tasted receiver once and craved them again.
[INVITED]: after bring invited inside, sender shows up at receiver's home.
[LICK]: sender licks receiver's blood remains from their mouth.
[LAST RESORT]: receiver has to turn sender into vampire because they are dying. sender wakes up in transition.
[ANCHOR]: sender calms receiver down after receiver went on a bloodlust spree. sender reminds them their humanity.
[RIVAL COVENS]: sender and receiver are from rival vampire covens and they talk in neutral ground.
[HUMANITY]: sender is human and because of them, receiver is starting to feel humanity again.
[I'LL BE YOUR GUIDE]: receiver is guiding sender through the early stages of vampirism.
[RIVAL SPECIES]: sender is a werewolf/witch and receiver is a vampire. they fall in love/ally with each other.
[DHAMPIR]: sender is a half human, half vampire who just had their first taste of human blood. receiver finds them.
@crownedhopelesss asked: Kill you? Why would I kill you when I can live off you for a month? / from angelus
"Only a month? Way to butter up a girl. No wonder Darla walked off if you said things like that." The devil wears a handsome face. And she will be damned, it's the face of a man she will always love. Angelus smiles in all of his wicked glory and all she sees for a second is her Angel. Angel who would hold her and kiss her until she forgot how to breathe.
Angelus was the devil in their shoulder, the shadow that remind her that they can never be together. "Hard to think a big guy like yourself could resist me for a month." Slayer blood, like a boost of energy, or so she been told, there is magic and power through her blood and they all want to choke on it. And she will let them as long as they die. "I would rather die than let you drink from me. Ever."
THE ONE WITH THE FACE OF AN ANGEL. all sentences and quotes were taken from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel the Series. all lines are by Angel and his soulless self, Angelus, so be warned a few of these are explicit or allude to sexual acts or have double meaning. change names, pronouns and locations (and ages) as you see fit.
That Slayer...she's a pistol.
I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been such a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Hey! Who's a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here?!
How sweet that virgin tasted, the fresh smell of a newborn's neck. My first nun - now that's a great story.
As for you, you luscious thing. I mean, you were going to let me out of that cage, so, let's see. I'll give you, what, a ten second start.
Don't be jealous, kitten. She's just the warm-up. I'll save the good stuff for you.
Angel,I love you,but I can't be with you...you ate babies...chicks.
The rumors are true. Angel has left the building, and I am back.
What won't I miss? The moralizing. Soul's already in the ether, boyo. I can smell it.
Tell you what. I'll torture ya for a few unbelievably long hours, and you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.
Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments.
If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.
Kill you? Why would I kill you when I can live off you for a month?
I don't want to share my feelings.I don't want to open up. I want to find the guy who killed Tina and look him in the eye.
Are you mad at me for being around too much or not being around enough?
I don't need strength. I just need the sun to rise.
I hated the girls back then.especially the noble women...they were just incredibly dull.
They have no taste for the undead. Not that a sting would do me any damage, it's just... tonight's special.
There's a lot I don't understand. I do know it's important to keep fighting. I learned that from you.
My people, before I was changed, they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a claddagh ring.
Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody.
I'm sorry. I wanted to take you out somewhere fun. It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They've changed.
How can we be together if the cost is your life, or the lives of others? I know. I couldn't tell you. I wasn't sure - if I could do it if I woke up with you one more morning.
Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... what it'd be like... to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man.
Don't... I don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? Do you?
Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you.
I can walk like a man but I'm not one.
I'm weak. I've never been anything else.
I wanted to lose myself in you. I know it will cost me my soul, and part of me didn't care. It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy, it's the man.
For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
You're a wreck! She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... you have to love her.
Let me guess, you summoned back the true Angelus because you need a new boy toy.
Oh, my cure? No, thanks. Been there, done that, and deja vu just isn't what it used to be.
The elders conjured the most perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul; that's gone. No conscience, no remorse, it's an easy way to live.
You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done...and care. I haven't fed on a human being since that day.
See? Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing.
Gave her the puppy dog "I'm all tortured" act. Keeps her off my back when I feed.
Listen, if we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire. Drusilla was the worst. She was ... an obsession of mine. She was pure, sweet, and chaste.
Killed everybody she loved. Visited every mental torture on her I could devise. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her holy orders, I turned her into a demon.
She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive.
Spike, boy you never did learn your history.
If I was blind, I would see you.
A demon isn't a man. I was a man once.
Because I wanted to! Because I want you so badly! I want to take comfort in you.
Am I a thing worth saving, huh?! Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone!
I watched you, I saw you called, it was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps and ... I loved you.
Because I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see, and I was worried that it would get bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life, I wanted to keep it safe.
I can stay in town as long as you want me.
I never was much for preachers.
God, I missed watching this.
I’ll start working on the second front. Try not to use it.
Hm. You smell so good. So warm. I miss that.
You're wrong. You don't know what it is you're asking me to do.
Oh, what's the matter? Look a little nervous.
They always mistake me for the character I play. They never see the real me!
When you kill them. Some just stand there frozen while others.. .
This was about saving somebody's soul. That's what I do here and you're not a part of it.
That's great, it's nice you moved on; I can't. You found someone new; I'm not allowed to, remember?
I see you again, it cuts me up inside, and the person I share that with is me.
You don't know me anymore, so don't come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way. Go home.
Buttering me up. Getting me all relaxed, hm? Not the most innovative interrogation technique, but... OK, I'll play.
Well, now that's a question. Not a great question. Not even an insightful question.
So much for stand by your man. Then again, you probably like her on her knees.
The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive.
Oh, something tells me she's a screamer.
Hey, you remember that time you tried to get Angel to kill you because you felt all weepy over being such a bad little girl. Huh? Do you still feel that way? Do you still wanna die?
Well, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends.
I don't need to see movies to get worked up. Just being around you does that just fine. It feels nice, just to feel.
You still my girl?
I know what you're thinking. Maybe there's some good deep down inside of me that remembers and loves you, if only you could reach me.
You know what I just can't believe, all of our time together and we never tried chains.
Dream on, schoolgirl. Your boyfriend is dead and you're all gonna join him.
THE ONE WITH THE FACE OF AN ANGEL. all sentences and quotes were taken from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel the Series. all lines are by Angel and his soulless self, Angelus, so be warned a few of these are explicit or allude to sexual acts or have double meaning. change names, pronouns and locations (and ages) as you see fit.
That Slayer...she's a pistol.
I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been such a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Hey! Who's a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here?!
How sweet that virgin tasted, the fresh smell of a newborn's neck. My first nun - now that's a great story.
As for you, you luscious thing. I mean, you were going to let me out of that cage, so, let's see. I'll give you, what, a ten second start.
Don't be jealous, kitten. She's just the warm-up. I'll save the good stuff for you.
Angel,I love you,but I can't be with you...you ate babies...chicks.
The rumors are true. Angel has left the building, and I am back.
What won't I miss? The moralizing. Soul's already in the ether, boyo. I can smell it.
Tell you what. I'll torture ya for a few unbelievably long hours, and you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.
Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments.
If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.
Kill you? Why would I kill you when I can live off you for a month?
I don't want to share my feelings.I don't want to open up. I want to find the guy who killed Tina and look him in the eye.
Are you mad at me for being around too much or not being around enough?
I don't need strength. I just need the sun to rise.
I hated the girls back then.especially the noble women...they were just incredibly dull.
They have no taste for the undead. Not that a sting would do me any damage, it's just... tonight's special.
There's a lot I don't understand. I do know it's important to keep fighting. I learned that from you.
My people, before I was changed, they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a claddagh ring.
Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody.
I'm sorry. I wanted to take you out somewhere fun. It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They've changed.
How can we be together if the cost is your life, or the lives of others? I know. I couldn't tell you. I wasn't sure - if I could do it if I woke up with you one more morning.
Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... what it'd be like... to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man.
Don't... I don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? Do you?
Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you.
I can walk like a man but I'm not one.
I'm weak. I've never been anything else.
I wanted to lose myself in you. I know it will cost me my soul, and part of me didn't care. It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy, it's the man.
For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
You're a wreck! She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... you have to love her.
Let me guess, you summoned back the true Angelus because you need a new boy toy.
Oh, my cure? No, thanks. Been there, done that, and deja vu just isn't what it used to be.
The elders conjured the most perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul; that's gone. No conscience, no remorse, it's an easy way to live.
You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done...and care. I haven't fed on a human being since that day.
See? Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing.
Gave her the puppy dog "I'm all tortured" act. Keeps her off my back when I feed.
Listen, if we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire. Drusilla was the worst. She was ... an obsession of mine. She was pure, sweet, and chaste.
Killed everybody she loved. Visited every mental torture on her I could devise. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her holy orders, I turned her into a demon.
She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive.
Spike, boy you never did learn your history.
If I was blind, I would see you.
A demon isn't a man. I was a man once.
Because I wanted to! Because I want you so badly! I want to take comfort in you.
Am I a thing worth saving, huh?! Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone!
I watched you, I saw you called, it was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps and ... I loved you.
Because I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see, and I was worried that it would get bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life, I wanted to keep it safe.
I can stay in town as long as you want me.
I never was much for preachers.
God, I missed watching this.
I’ll start working on the second front. Try not to use it.
Hm. You smell so good. So warm. I miss that.
You're wrong. You don't know what it is you're asking me to do.
Oh, what's the matter? Look a little nervous.
They always mistake me for the character I play. They never see the real me!
When you kill them. Some just stand there frozen while others.. .
This was about saving somebody's soul. That's what I do here and you're not a part of it.
That's great, it's nice you moved on; I can't. You found someone new; I'm not allowed to, remember?
I see you again, it cuts me up inside, and the person I share that with is me.
You don't know me anymore, so don't come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way. Go home.
Buttering me up. Getting me all relaxed, hm? Not the most innovative interrogation technique, but... OK, I'll play.
Well, now that's a question. Not a great question. Not even an insightful question.
So much for stand by your man. Then again, you probably like her on her knees.
The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive.
Oh, something tells me she's a screamer.
Hey, you remember that time you tried to get Angel to kill you because you felt all weepy over being such a bad little girl. Huh? Do you still feel that way? Do you still wanna die?
Well, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends.
I don't need to see movies to get worked up. Just being around you does that just fine. It feels nice, just to feel.
You still my girl?
I know what you're thinking. Maybe there's some good deep down inside of me that remembers and loves you, if only you could reach me.
You know what I just can't believe, all of our time together and we never tried chains.
Dream on, schoolgirl. Your boyfriend is dead and you're all gonna join him.
THE ONE WITH THE FACE OF AN ANGEL. all sentences and quotes were taken from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel the Series. all lines are by Angel and his soulless self, Angelus, so be warned a few of these are explicit or allude to sexual acts or have double meaning. change names, pronouns and locations (and ages) as you see fit.
That Slayer...she's a pistol.
I wanna torture you. I used to love it, and it's been such a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.
Hey! Who's a guy gotta kill to get a drink around here?!
How sweet that virgin tasted, the fresh smell of a newborn's neck. My first nun - now that's a great story.
As for you, you luscious thing. I mean, you were going to let me out of that cage, so, let's see. I'll give you, what, a ten second start.
Don't be jealous, kitten. She's just the warm-up. I'll save the good stuff for you.
Angel,I love you,but I can't be with you...you ate babies...chicks.
The rumors are true. Angel has left the building, and I am back.
What won't I miss? The moralizing. Soul's already in the ether, boyo. I can smell it.
Tell you what. I'll torture ya for a few unbelievably long hours, and you can tell me if this is the lifestyle for you.
Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments.
If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank.
Kill you? Why would I kill you when I can live off you for a month?
I don't want to share my feelings.I don't want to open up. I want to find the guy who killed Tina and look him in the eye.
Are you mad at me for being around too much or not being around enough?
I don't need strength. I just need the sun to rise.
I hated the girls back then.especially the noble women...they were just incredibly dull.
They have no taste for the undead. Not that a sting would do me any damage, it's just... tonight's special.
There's a lot I don't understand. I do know it's important to keep fighting. I learned that from you.
My people, before I was changed, they exchanged this as a sign of devotion. It's a claddagh ring.
Wear it with the heart pointing towards you. It means you belong to somebody.
I'm sorry. I wanted to take you out somewhere fun. It's been a long time since I've been to the movies. They've changed.
How can we be together if the cost is your life, or the lives of others? I know. I couldn't tell you. I wasn't sure - if I could do it if I woke up with you one more morning.
Don't mistake me. I do love the ladies. It's just lately... I've been wondering... what it'd be like... to share the slaughter of innocents... with another man.
Don't... I don't think that makes me some kind of a deviant, hmm? Do you?
Sorry about the chains. It's not that I don't trust you, it's... Actually, it is that I don't trust you.
I can walk like a man but I'm not one.
I'm weak. I've never been anything else.
I wanted to lose myself in you. I know it will cost me my soul, and part of me didn't care. It's not the demon in me that needs killing, Buffy, it's the man.
For a hundred years I offered ugly death to everyone I met, and I did it with a song in my heart.
You're a wreck! She's stronger than any Slayer you've ever faced. Force won't get it done. You gotta work from the inside. To kill this girl... you have to love her.
Let me guess, you summoned back the true Angelus because you need a new boy toy.
Oh, my cure? No, thanks. Been there, done that, and deja vu just isn't what it used to be.
The elders conjured the most perfect punishment for me. They restored my soul.
When you become a vampire, the demon takes your body, but it doesn't get your soul; that's gone. No conscience, no remorse, it's an easy way to live.
You have no idea what it's like to have done the things I've done...and care. I haven't fed on a human being since that day.
See? Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing.
Gave her the puppy dog "I'm all tortured" act. Keeps her off my back when I feed.
Listen, if we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
I did a lot of unconscionable things when I became a vampire. Drusilla was the worst. She was ... an obsession of mine. She was pure, sweet, and chaste.
Killed everybody she loved. Visited every mental torture on her I could devise. She eventually fled to a convent, and on the day she took her holy orders, I turned her into a demon.
She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive.
Spike, boy you never did learn your history.
If I was blind, I would see you.
A demon isn't a man. I was a man once.
Because I wanted to! Because I want you so badly! I want to take comfort in you.
Am I a thing worth saving, huh?! Am I a righteous man? The world wants me gone!
I watched you, I saw you called, it was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps and ... I loved you.
Because I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see, and I was worried that it would get bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life, I wanted to keep it safe.
I can stay in town as long as you want me.
I never was much for preachers.
God, I missed watching this.
I’ll start working on the second front. Try not to use it.
Hm. You smell so good. So warm. I miss that.
You're wrong. You don't know what it is you're asking me to do.
Oh, what's the matter? Look a little nervous.
They always mistake me for the character I play. They never see the real me!
When you kill them. Some just stand there frozen while others.. .
This was about saving somebody's soul. That's what I do here and you're not a part of it.
That's great, it's nice you moved on; I can't. You found someone new; I'm not allowed to, remember?
I see you again, it cuts me up inside, and the person I share that with is me.
You don't know me anymore, so don't come down here with your great new life and expect me to do things your way. Go home.
Buttering me up. Getting me all relaxed, hm? Not the most innovative interrogation technique, but... OK, I'll play.
Well, now that's a question. Not a great question. Not even an insightful question.
So much for stand by your man. Then again, you probably like her on her knees.
The more you piss me off, the longer I'll keep you alive.
Oh, something tells me she's a screamer.
Hey, you remember that time you tried to get Angel to kill you because you felt all weepy over being such a bad little girl. Huh? Do you still feel that way? Do you still wanna die?
Well, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends.
I don't need to see movies to get worked up. Just being around you does that just fine. It feels nice, just to feel.
You still my girl?
I know what you're thinking. Maybe there's some good deep down inside of me that remembers and loves you, if only you could reach me.
You know what I just can't believe, all of our time together and we never tried chains.
Dream on, schoolgirl. Your boyfriend is dead and you're all gonna join him.
have i mentioned that buff's blood is highly addictive?
[ gives Buffy loads of fake vampire teeth but ALSO her favorite candy ]
"this is a girl's roman empire. "
@ruinedmyself asked: “Are we going modern or retro for the scary movie marathon tonight?”
"Hmmm. What is deemed retro? Are we talking about 70s retro or 90s retro?" Not really fair to call 90s retro when she was a teenager at the day but she does long for those days and it's not like there is a rule about what is considered retro. Legs crossed on the couch, she is ready to go with a bag of popcorn by her side. "Let's go 80s, that's a safe choice, right? I do love me some Freddy."
can you believe they invented soft x grumpy trope
