Eat My Shorts

[decadent-hag]

If you're too soft it's because you didn't read any of these books by the age of 10. If you read all of them by age 9 you're mentally ill now.

[sevaria]

this is soooo

[acitywithoutwalls]

holy shit it's real

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[humansofjudaism-deactivated2023]

The top image is from Chanukah 1931, photographed by Akiva & Rachel Posner in Germany.

The bottom image is from Chanukah 2022, Akiva & Rachel Posners grandson, Yehudah lighting the same menorah at the home of the President of Germany.

Written on the back of the photo: “Chanukah, 5692. ‘Judea dies’, thus says the banner. ‘Judea will live forever’, thus respond the lights”.

[opalescnt]

hello this is my favorite post ever and also life goals

[uncanny-tranny]

Awww,,, goalsssss

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

Not scene but reblogging anyway cuz this is my blog and I think it’s SO FUCKING IMPORTANT as a young trans person to see older trans people that are still happy and alive and in a good place in life with people that love them. We all deserve this <3

[straycatj]

いってら…zzz

Welcome back, landlady...zzz

[ecrivainsolitaire]

Fantastic Beasts is suspended indefinitely.

Musk is begging for cash because he made the stupidest purchase in internet history.

Zucky Wucky is hemorrhaging cash because the Metaverse goal of becoming the NFT successor of real estate speculation was met with the deserved mockery at how stupid it was.

Trump is finally being properly prosecuted for crimes he unquestionably and very inconspicuously committed.

Alex Jones owes a billion dollars to Sandy Hook victims.

The Tories are imploding in a schism that might actually result in the collapse of the British empire.

Putin has ran out of army and crawled pathetically to the corner a tiny insurgent army pushed him towards, decades of military propaganda burnt away in months.

Prime Minister Shinzō Abe died with no glory.

The GOP is so confused after the Trump era they don't even know how to run their grifts anymore.

Rings of Power was such a mediocre release Amazon could potentially drop Prime Video altogether.

Turns out 2022 was really the "find out" year. It took a while but I'm loving this season finale so far.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[omegarosemain]

She’s an elegant lady of course she needs her handbag

[surprisebitch]

she is a fashion icon

[soupy-sez]

THE IRON GIANT (1999) dir. Brad Bird

[guooey]

[guooey]

[rotblut]

PREY (2022) dir. Dan Trachtenberg

[thedogist]

Papi Andrew, Dachshund (2 y/o), Union Square, New York, NY • “He’s a Dachshund – cuddly but terribly protective. Very opinionated. I make his clothing – he has a lot. It started during the pandemic when I bought a sewing machine. I now have an Etsy.” @papi_the_doxie

[luthienne]

extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[zofranfan]

[mmbixler]

IN THE PINES

[nightmaskart]

Day 29: Travel

[wolvesandhoundshowltogether]

uterus: Guurl, you’re ❌NOT❌ pregnant🎉💃

me hunched over in agony: This… could have been… an email

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]