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Me: I wonder why Invader Zim was canceled.
Zim wiki: One of the reasons was the episode where Zim visibly stole and regurgitated human organs-
Me: Makes sense, that was kind of gross.
Zim wiki: -because that episode was cited by a serial killer during his trial as a source of inspiration for his kills.
Me:
WHAT
I'M NOT LYING
same bullshit energy
i dont draw them kissing as much as i should tbh
Jevil play dispasito
* (Sorry, Ralsei.)
He was right and he should say it??
The Marvel Cinematic Universe throughout the years
To all the GR Haters out there!
Can you guys back off of Gordon Ramsay? Everyone's making too big of a deal about him killing a goat, first of all he ate it, he cooked and ate the goat meat. He didn't kill it for sport or to sell it's fur. It's not like he's killing a ton of animals at a time, you all need to relax.
Empathy
The heart as fickle as it is
Can be so complicated
One minute you don't have a care in the world
The next it's in knots, unable to do anything you drown that pain
It goes away for a little bit but will always come back
Deep down you know it's what you were made for
To bare everyone's pain in their sake
Are you in love? Or is someone in pain?
You may never know
All you can do is continue to be you
Because there's no better you than you
The you that bares all pain and all hearts
Empathy is an unhealable bullet wound
So I bid thee goodluck
You're going to need it for what's to come
-KR
Best season of stranger things by fucking far! (In my opinion)
i still have hella VHS tapes. no one even cares, i should just throw them in the trash.Ā
Hell, if you donāt want them, Iāll take them.
theyāve been in my closet for a year just taking up spaceā¦ i seriously want to get rid of them now
why do you have so many copies of the same videos
ā¦.more??? o_O
i literally have like 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS
BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY
WE WANT ANSWERS
okā¦ fineā¦ Ā last year, like in the fall/winter. i was driving around to every thrift store in my city, like, probably 30 thrift stores, and i would buy every VHS copy of Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, Sister Act, Men In Black, Star Wars Episode 1, The Matrix, Space Jam, Speed, and Twister i could findā¦ i have like 100 copies of each at least, 200 of someā¦whatevsā¦
like i was going through a lot of heartbreak, this girl totally broke my heart, and it was so comforting, driving around the entire city, listening to Apples In Stereo and Guided By Voices, and chillin, buying VHS tapes. It gave me something meaningless and ridiculous to occupy my time with opposed to just being in my room depressed.Ā
But Iām over the girl that broke my heart, its been awhile, and I do have a new girlfriend, and shes amazing and I was likeĀ
āSo I own over 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS, I mean I really like you and I can see us going somewhere, and I think its important to be honest, I have an absurd amount of VHS, and thats not going to change. I mean ever. Like Iām going to own these VHS tapes until Iām dead. Ok, fine, if the tapes do bother you, like Iāll get rid of themā¦ but like youāll have to explain to my followers whyā¦ im doing it for you. I know we donāt know each other that well, this is crazy, but like youāre so cool and youāre so great, that i would give up my VHS tapes for you.ā
and she was likeĀ ā90s, relax, having that many VHS tapes is kind of sketch but Iād never tell you to get rid of them.ā.. then one night we were in my room watching Game of Thrones on HBOGo, and we start making out until shes likeĀ ā90s I canāt do anything in here, the VHS tapes sketch me out.ā and I was likeĀ āAre u serious?ā and she was allĀ āDead serious.ā and I was likeĀ āLike 2 girls on tumblr have said theyād want me to fuck them on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes, like you should be so turned on.ā and she was allĀ ā90s this is real life not your tumblr ask box, literally no one in the world would want to be fucked on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes.ā and I was likeĀ āI donāt want to fuck on top of Forrest Gump tapes anyway, like do you feel this mattress right now, its like a Serta, its so comfortable. This is a premium deluxe mattress.āĀ
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In french we call it Moumouton, itās like saying Sheesheep, itās so cute !
finding out that my fists can be injured when punching things was a very jarring moment in my life. how can these weapons of destruction be destroyed themselves in their use? how can these handsā¦ catch themselvesā¦
Kyle punching his first brick wall
The next time they tell you Americans are āhappyā with their employer provided health insurance remember that that āhappinessā is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.
Today I fucked up...by trusting aĀ āhot local single in my areaā on a dating app
Greatest/worst thing ever just happened to me, so buckle up folks..itās story time:
Girl on a dating app tells me in the first few messages that Iām really cute (true) and interesting (also true) and asks me to meet her at 1140am for coffee at a random McDonaldās. When I ask if sheās a 45 year old man trying to harvest my organs, she proceeds to send me 15 pictures in a row that look like theyāre straight from Facebook. Because thatās how you convince somebody youāre real (not true).
Now normally I donāt accept propositions like this because Iām thinking āwhatās the catch?ā Well, I decide to live a little on the YOLO sideā¦and since itās right next to a Subway Sandwich shop I think that the worst that could happen is itās a 45 year old lonely man, I give him a big hug because I know the feeling as a 25 year old lonely man, get a tasty sandwich, then go home. Apparently that was NOT the worst thing that could happen.
I show up. She shows up. Sheās real. Iām surprised. I buy her coffee because I subscribe to traditional gender roles unless requested otherwise. She uses her McCafe frequent buyers card so she gets stamps. Its cute. While the guy is making her drink, she tells me to go find a table outside in the sun. I go outside and find the perfect goddamn table because Iām a romantic at heart. 5 minutes later. 10 minutes later. 15 minutes later. No girl. I text her the typical guy message ālol u get lost???ā. No response. Turns out she took the coffee and left.
So Iām not saying itās bad to leave a date if you feel uncomfortable or arenāt attracted to them. Itās totally your decision. But I donāt think thatās the caseā¦I think this girl is a serial McCafe dater. And I donāt think this was her first time. It was too professional. Too clean. It was the perfect McHeist. And Iām starting to think Iām not even madā¦she didnāt steal my credit card, or my organs. Just a few euros.
And my heart.
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[Endgame Spoilers!] so be careful.
I don't understand why so many people gotta talk about fat Thor, first of all he's not fat, he's just thiccer now. Also he's Thor, the God of thunder, so what he gained weight he can still fuck you up with Lighting and shit. Thor is Thor no matter what size! So stop talking about it and let's move on. The reason I made this post was because I'm tired of seeing all the controversy around "fat Thor" and shit on Snapchat, it's getting really annoying.
Edit: He's been officially dubbed as "Bro Thor"
