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I'm Sulley I love Cheez-Its and I am in a polygomist relationship with multiple celebrity men.

[axecir]

[lavagoth]

[mol-ecular]

[blackberryvision]

[failstun]

i have arrived

[coumarine-citygym-blog]

[milkgoat-deactivated20121119]

[slapbutt-blog]

meet my homecoming date everyone

[rlyhigh]

and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”

[slapbutt-blog]

satan:

don’t fucking put words into my mouth you little shit

[minun]

We need a first lady debate do you realize how sassy that would be

[jmmiy]

[kinggizzard]

what’s an iq

[manaphy]

its your inner queer 

[thesunwillalwayscomeout]

[911official-deactivated20200526]

she dies

[boinymph]

does santa check his privilege twice

[connuh-deactivated20210512]

baby you light up my world like nobody else

[hellyeah-friends]

[snorlaxatives]

you know what’s really weird? the fact that you’ll never actually be able to see yourself in real life. like you can see yourself in mirrors and reflections but you’ll never in your life see what you really look like

[christmascockies-deactivated201]

pop yo pussy

Gandhi (via snorlaxatives)