[axecir]

All of my husband's bills are paid

[daily-spooky]

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[juicetrump2]

Chick-fil-A mounts PR campaign to push back against its anti-LGBTQ+ reputation - LGBTQ Nation

The chicken chain was told to "cluck off" the last time it tried to move into the UK. This time, it hired bigger guns.

[tehjleck]

me: "have they tried not being fucking ignorant religious bigots?"

article: “I suspect that a bit of the steam has gone out of the LGBT thing,” Backman told the right-wing outlet, staying ahead of the issue. “There may be the odd protester, but if they have got armies of PR people laser-focused on that then I suspect it may be OK.”

me: no surprises there... fuck them

sandwich recipe

[alisteravictoria]

It turned out that white hair is very difficult to draw. I finish the detailing on the head and start drawing the clothes.

[without-ado]

(x)

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

IT

[thatpreciousthing]

HECKIN

[atomic-darth]

WIMDY

[yearling-234]

Thought you yall should see this

[lomltaylor]

Pop art posters designed by Butcher Billy for 'The Tortured Poets Department' songs.

[mystiqhippo]

The Thesis For Every Taylor Swift Album

Debut: I'm just a girl, tryna' find a place in this world - "A Place In This World"

Fearless: You take my hand and drag me head first, fearless - "Fearless"

Speak Now: The girl in the dress wrote you a song - "Dear John"

Red: Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right - "State Of Grace"

1989: The best people in life are free - "New Romantics"

reputation: They're burning all the witches even if you aren't one, so light me up - "I Did Something Bad"

Lover: You are what you love - "Daylight"

folklore: I don't belong and, my beloved, neither do you - "the lakes"

evermore: And I couldn't be sure, I had a feeling so peculiar, this pain wouldn't be forevermore - "evermore"

Midnights: Lost in the labyrinth of my mind - "Labyrinth"

TTPD: I love you, it's ruining my life - "Fortnight"

[malibuklaus]

[bebs-art-gallery]

Krampus V.S. Santa by Mr. Werewolf

Krampus Compilation

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[chongoblog]

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

[o-craven-canto]

represent

Looks like we got a filthy Protestant here; heat up the irons, boys

[aceofsquiddles]

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

[orionskittles]

HELP???

[cannabiscomrade]

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

Horne said two staff members are sorting through the calls, and two investigators are working on credible leads.

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

and for the love of god, don’t just spam it with memes or le funny shrek jokes or whatever, they’ll just hang up

make plausible-sounding reports for things that don’t actually exist, so that they actually have to waste time/resources investigating false leads - the goal is to waste time they would otherwise be using to do their jobs, not to get tumblr clout for being an epic troll

[neko-setsuka]

So apparently the internet article said the superintendent wouldn't be deterred by the prank calls because they would 'taper off eventually'. It'd be a real shame if this post stayed in circulation via queues so they get a consistent list of prank calls to filter through. 😇

[rylandsgrace]

#Merry crisis

[adi-fitri]

“IT’S A SWORD, IT’S NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.” My favourite scene from The Hogfather. ___ See how this comic was made here.

[ghastmaskzombie]

an obviously stolen copy of this crossed my dash last week, and i wanted to reblog the real thing. tracking down an image that originates in social media is a bit of hassle, but i am the citation fairy (sort of), and this is her quest. and she had to do whatever it took on this one. that only turned out to be less than 10 minutes, but she was prepared to put in a few hours. the hogfather lit the spark of her creation, and this is his night.

[adi-fitri]

Thank you, citation fairy!

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[katelyn-danger]