garbagé

hey i like bad music

[ulibeanzz]

someone edit maslows hierarchy of needs pyramid to just say crab rangoon 

[tiredhermit]

[shiftythrifting]

Not really thrifted I guess, but I came across this rather suggestive ceramic cream container on Craigslist.

[jdjduebrbjdejhebehf-deactivated]

Pop that pussy paul Revere!!!

[cherryseltzer]

my pussy pops reverely?

[setheverman]

don’t talk to me until i’ve eaten my morning ass

[setheverman]

“no homo”? why the hell not???

[thebootydiaries]

You could NEVER catch me slipping and calling a man King. There’s only ONE King in my book and his name is Henry VIII of England

[marshals-to-dictators]

You’re all monsters

[nutsacktorturer]

even her?

[marshals-to-dictators]

No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!

[nutsacktorturer]

you fool!!

[thetiggerappreciationblog]

Are You Willing To Accept?

[lookitsmorefandomtrash-deactiva]

Yes!

[thetiggerappreciationblog]

take good care

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

i ate chef boyardee and began to cry bro that shit was so bad… i had noodles i could have eaten those

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Visit Original Link

this is what this picture sounds like

[highkeygay]

[fundaki-babbles]

damn son why are all the funniest and best posts on here always made by deactivated people? who killed them and wh

[kagurasbayangs]

[demilypyro]

good thing this here internet box exists. back in the 12th century or whatever i would have had to shout my bullshit from the window

[demilypyro]

me hanging out my window in the dead of night, 1127 AD: I HAVE TWELVE TOES AND SEVEN EYES

a guardsman, already aiming for my nuts with his crossbow: SHUT YON FUCKETH MOUTH

[slavefarmer-deactivated20140419]

[cyberho]

my type of public transportation 

[iandsharman]

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

[sharkchunks]

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

[wakingfromthewater]

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

[myshipssank]

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

[thetiggerappreciationblog]

release your inhibitions

f e e l t h e r a I n o n y o u r s k I n

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

Seth really out here having quality anime legs tbh He’d make a great anime girl like sailor moon or

[dyoniisus]

Seth took him out before he finished his sentence

[thursday]

[newtkins]

what do you think would happen if a man was injected all types of viruses and diseases at once

[newtkins]