[alexavier-taiga-deactivated2019]

I don’t understand why america is like “RED WHITE AND BLUE ARE THE COLORS OF ‘MERICA!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1″ because like 

there are at least 35 other countries

[mixtapemulti]

Look, no one gave me the idea. I decided to ask Amy to marry me all on my own on April 28th.

[worstsuggestion]

I break my heart three times per day

[deliciouslydemure-deactivated20]

“Weighing more than 600 carats, this year’s blinged-out bra is designed exclusively for Victoria’s Secret by jeweler Mouawad and is handset with diamonds, yellow sapphires, and blue topaz in 18 karat gold on a custom Victoria’s Secret Dream Angels Demi Bra. The ornate design took almost 350 hours to create and is embellished with nearly 6,000 precious gemstones.” [People Magazine]

Victoria’s Secret $2 million “Champagne Nights” Fantasy Bra 2017  

[lvnnsi]

07/06/16

[nightingem]

What did we do to deserve Travis McElroy

[slartibartnotsofast]

church: follow jesus

me: does he follow back?

church:

me:

church:

me: promo 4 promo?

[hopepunkdave]

I just realized the Five Stages of Grief (Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance) spell out DABDA and I feel like this is Important Information

[sanattafrank]

sometimes you just need to DAB DA grief away

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i need a popular blog to reblog this b/c it has 8 notes and that is unacceptable 

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

[fuckindiva]

[fuckwhoyoucamewith]

You’re doing amazing sweetie

[aziz4m]

yasssss queeenn

[yassmines]

kill them baby!

[starlight-in-a-bottle]

I think she just made herself my new best friend

[iwilleatyourenglish]

these comments are so fucking inappropriate and honestly trivialize a tragic situation.

this girl was sold by her parents into what is sexual slavery dressed up as a marriage, so she tried to kill her husband to escape his abuse, but accidentally poisoned 27 people instead. 17 people died, with at least one victim being a child. Bibi has openly expressed deep regret over having accidentally killed innocent people.

she was sold by her parents, the very people meant to protect her, and made into a sex slave. in her desperation, she made a mistake that cost innocent people their lives. she was then arrested by a legal system that could have prevented all of this by protecting women from sexual slavery in the first place, but won’t. 

she will likely be abused in prison and sentenced to death.

she’s not “queen” or your “new best friend.” she’s a young woman who has been subjected to horrors and, in an effort to fight back, accidentally committed one, a fact that is likely destroying her.

[pussylipgloss]

my children: hey mom whats for dinner??

me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!

my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days

[stardustschild]

Raise a glass to freedom

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[cloudcuckoolander527]

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

[slartibartnotsofast]

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.

[slartibartnotsofast]

When I hear police sirens getting closer

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

[unfavorableinstigation]

How to be Locke Lamora in 3 easy steps: 1. Do something brilliant 2.  Accidentally eat shit 3. Everything is worse than it was yesterday Rinse and repeat. If Sabetha is involved, lather, rinse, and repeat.

my brother, halfway through Republic of Thieves

[cremia-deactivated20210626]