Grumpy cat is my spirit animal

[thehappyveg]

Some reason’s Ian Gallagher is a Slytherin:

He’s ambitious

He’s achievement oriented

Slytherin’s animal is a serpent and Ian’s got quite a snake

He likes to slyther into Mickey

[ronandhermy]

Some reason’s Mickey Milkovich is a Hufflepuff:

He’s loyal

He isn’t afraid of hard-work

Hufflepuff’s animal is a badger and badger’s will fuck you up like Mickey can and will

He likes to huff and puff on Ian’s snake 

[thugswearuggs]

FINALLY

[bitchwhattt]

Crying 

[amosnaomi]

but do you think about all the unseen ian x mickey kisses there have probably been that haven’t been showed like they obviously make out passionately on mickey’s couch and there’s way too much tongue but it’s actually really hot and they pant into each other’s mouths and they basically rut on the couch?? but then there have been really slow and long making out for lik e hours (like the teenagers they are!!!) where all they do is kiss and kiss and kiss and ian probably pays attention to mickey’s bottom lip for a while and then moves to his top lip and mickey’s shaking because it’s so gentle and he almost can’t take it and their liPS STIC K TOGETHER  & PULL A LITTLE WHEN THEY MOVE AWAY!!!! but then ian totally takes mickey’s face in his hands and peppers kisses everywhere his nose and his mouth and his eyelids and his ears and his cheeks and when they pull away mickey is bright red and sometimes when they kiss mickey won’t stop so ian has t o pull away and be like “mick let me breathe omg” and so mickey turns his attention to ian’s neck and they suck!!! bruises!!! on!!! each!!! otherS!!! SKIN!! aND MICK EY HAS FULL CLAIM ON FOREHEAD AND HEAD KISSES he’s always turning his face into ian’s hair bc he loves it so he always kisses ian’s forehead and temples and hair and it’s always affectionate and usually unexpected!! but they also really like each other’s body’s so ian kisses like every inch of mickey’s skin lmao and mickey traces ian’s tattoo wiht his mouth and ian kisses all the letters on mickey’s fingers and before they fall asleep mickey presses kisses to ian’s palm (they fall asleep holding hands) and mickey tries to kiss aLL OF IAN’S FRECKLES and it basically turns into just kissing ian in general and mickey kisses the back of ian’s neck when he wraps his arms around ian from behi nd and when they’re rushing somwhere they kiss really quickly so they always miss so it’s like the corner of the mouth instead of /fully/ on the mouth, and mickey always has to tilt his face up for ian to kiss him bc heIGHT DIFFERENCE!!! and ian loves that!!!! he loves putting his hands on mickey’s cheeks and tilting mickey’s head towards him and kissing him ,and they do that thing where when one is leaning in they smirk and antIPICATE IT AND ACCEPT the kiss and they push e ach other up against walls and passionately make out and when they’re angry their kisses are forceful and they bite each other’s lips and their teeths clack but after a while it doesn’t matter because they’re not angry anymore they just want to keep kissin g each other over and over again and their mouths are always so red and bruised after they kiss but they can’t stop smiling gg 

[aceadvice]

I rarely see ace and aro boys get love, so I thought everyone should know: ace and aro boys are wonderful. I love you guys so much and hope you have a great day

[durendoll]

P*wdiepie has, worryingly, started to promote historical nationalist figures like Yukio Mishima (who he has claimed is his favorite author) so can we stop pretending that his whole right wing bent is an accidental thing

like you have to be pretty deep into the nationalist microcauses to start idolizing Mishima from your house in the UK

[nikeypapi]

[pearlmarley]

Wow

[petty-davis-eyes-deactivated202]

For real though.

[secretmellowblog]

 Homecoming is the only MCU film where we see Tony Stark just from an outside perspective, and it’s hilarious to finally see him the way people in-universe do:  suave, Cool™, always in control, definitely not an unstable Jenga tower of self-loathing and anxiety who uses a Cool™ persona as a crutch because his sanity is held together by scotch tape…

[alounuitte]

saw a post pointing out that cis women can get a boob job at 18 without therapist notes and just considering how it’s FUCKED that that’s true for like implants but a breast reduction requires like 16 doctors notes about how your boobs are crushing your lungs tearing your laterals breaking your spine and stealing all the blood from your organs before anyone would consider the tragedy of taking them away

[ratfuck]

god I hate john lennon so much and whenever I see that fucking photo of his hairy br*tish ass naked and clinging on to yoko ono like a bald fucking chimp I throw up in my fuckin mouth

[ratfuck]

this is very callous and cold of me but when I learned that he abandoned his wife and son Jude just so he could go fuck yoko ono, straight up stopped talking to his son because he kinda didnt want him anymore, and then left his inheritance and royalties solely with Yoko while his ex-wife and son struggled with near poverty I was happy he got merced by that one dude in an alley. It really broke my heart to hear that the other members of the band wrote Hey Jude while John partied

fucker was so self absorbed with himself and preached about his bullshit hippie “what if we, like, not fought?” philosophy and anti-materialism yet its widely known now that he was a complete fraud who was insanely greedy and arrogant. Im glad hes dead and cant make any more shitty music and fuck every yuppie who defends him with rose-tinted glasses

[chlmera]

i got curious reading this post if this was true and boy howdy it is actually so much worse! this is all just from the surface-level wikipedia article on john lennon, btw; i have no doubt you could find worse stuff if you dug.

[ratfuck]

He beat his girlfriends and became possessive of them, cheated on women, nearly strangled a woman to death in a drunken stupor only to be restrained by a roadie, and was a violent homophobe and an anti-semite who threatened to blackmail his gay jewish friend, and before I only knew about the whole abandoning-Julian thing

anybody who SERIOUSLY tries to defend his actions by saying “he changed music!” and “his words inspired generations of revolutionaries and the counter-culture!” or “everyone has a darker side” need to get their ass kicked. This man was a monster and a fraud, and he needs to be remembered as such rather than this bullshit messianic figure that the music industry made him out to be

[incorrect-trekquotes]

Bones: I need all of you to be straight with me

Kirk: I’m afraid that’s going to be extremely hard for everyone here

Spock:

Uhura:

Chapel:

Sulu:

Chekov:

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

BUCKY IS A PRINCESS!

[eclipse-moth]

Gay and trans rights!!!

[clumsybutdedicated]

hell yeah!!!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

ya know like….you always hear about the classics™ authors having stupid wild shenanigans with each other. they all banded together to be dumbass chaotic english majors together. the stories are great and they’re all considered timeless genius writers….we don’t have that with modern age authors? where’s the goddamn sense of community? where’s the saucy tales of jk rowling, stephen king, james patterson and nicholas sparks locked up in an orgy cabin during a hurricane and having a writing contest. no one’s ever gotten in a fist fight with stephanie meyer. rick riordan didn’t cry face down in george r r martin’s garden after no one liked blood of olympus. jodi picoult doesn’t have a single damn calcified heart in her possession. cassandra clare and suzanne collins never had sex on a grave. neil gaiman has never gone on a week long sex-binge that would have killed him if r l stine didn’t intervene. john green has never written a book in two weeks while snorting massive amounts of cocaine. where’s the drama!!! where’s the scandal!!!! where’s the intrigue!!! modern day authors have to step it UP a notch, God dammit.

[clumsybutdedicated]

I want to read full versions of all of these right now. 

[useless-swedenfacts]

my biggest pet peeve wiht the english language is that you don’t have sin/sina

in swedish if u have two people who use the same pronoun u can always tell whos doing what bc its like ‘han tog sin väska’ (he took his[own] bag) and ‘han tog hans väska’ would be that he took the other persons bag

but in english its like if u have 2 ppl w/ the same pronoun:

“she took her bag” whose bag????WHose BAG was it her OWN bag or the other her’s bag??????????????

“he ate his donuts” were the donuts his own???? did he fucking eat someone elses donuts??? YIU DONT KNOW bc english is a bullshit language 

[useless-swedenfacts]

its funny that people are calling this the gay fanfiction dilemma bc thats literally why i made this post. i was writing a gay fanfic. 

[kinthonic]

It’s interesting though because when you listen, to make up for the loss in the literal words, there’s bodily language as well as tone and emphasis change.

“He ate his donuts.” The caretaker spoke briefly about the child’s dessert.

“HE ate HIS donuts!” The caretaker pointed from the suspect with sprinkles on his face to the victim, crying about the thievery.

Not tryna call out OP or anything but just a general thing to writers: remember that body language and emphasis/tone can be a make-or-break!

Conversely, italics and bold are also great.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Consider. A human wakes up in a strange medical bay, with an alien doctor standing over them. Turns out their shuttle crashed, and the alien ship only just managed to teleport the, on board in time.

By some miracle, the doctor explains, they escaped with only minor injuries. Some burns, a few scratches and “several small wounds. We’re not sure what caused them.”

“Wounds?”

“Small holes in your ear lobes. Possibly they were old wounds and unrelated to the accident, but either way, our doctors were able to heal them for you. There’s not even any scarring.”

The human pauses. Thinks for a minute. “Wait… you unpierced my ears?!”

[empressofthelibrary]

“I… Suppose we did?  Is that a problem?”

“Er, not exactly.  It can be redone. though it’s not gonna be fun.  But my people do that to ourselves on purpose.  It’s self-ornamental…  I don’t know the word.  We decorate ourselves with small stones and bits of shaped metal or plastic.”

“Oh!!  I’m sorry, that’s a fairly rare behavior among sapients.  Why, if I may ask?”

“uh.  It…  Looks cool?  I guess?”

“…My experience with humans is limited, but I gather that’s the reason for many of your behaviors.”

[elidyce]

*from the next bay over comes the anguished scream of your co-pilot*

“WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK ARE MY TATTOOS?!”

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him