𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐃 : 𝑆𝑈𝑃𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝑇𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐿 ♡ 𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜.
triggers and nsfw may be present in this specific meme. some grammar may have been changed to fit a roleplay setting from the original content. any pronouns may obviously be changed to fit the situation , etc etc.
𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏 : 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝟔 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑤𝘩𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑦 𝘩𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑒.
“ even if we get possessed tonight , we can have a nice brewski after. ”
“ you could feel the history coming through the walls here. ”
“ late 1800s and early to mid 1900s. peak ghost time. 90% of ghosts are from that era. ”
“ you never really hear about a ghost from 2010 or so that’s wearing like a flannel and ripped jeans or some shit like that. it’s always somebody wearing a bonnet. ”
“ oh , he’s grieving , he’s probably not paying attention to that store of his. let’s burn that down. ”
“ i mean they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ”
“ do you think that because you believe in all this stuff that you have a higher chance of being a ghost? ”
“ i’d be a pleasant ghost. i’d like pour people tea and stuff like that. or i’d do chores around the house. they’d be like , ‘ whoa! all my laundry’s folded. how ‘bout that? thanks , ( name )! ’ and i’d tip my cap and i’d tap dance out of the room. ”
“ doesn’t that sound great? wouldn’t you like to be haunted by me? ”
“ if there is anybody in here … perhaps you wanna do a little dance for us? ”
“ i know every time people watch these ghost hunter shows they’re like , ‘ this guy’s full of shit , ’ but holy balls dude. ”
“ then are there also ghost ants? are there— are there— is there ghost trees? ”
“ no , there’s no ghost trees. i’m sorry. ”
“ i— you— you’re telling me someone’s never walked through a forest and seen a tree and been like , ‘ huh? b–b–b–but wait a minute. that tree was there , i swear there was a tree a second ago. ”
“ you know what? i’ve changed my stance on ghost trees. that’s actually pretty cool. ”
“ can you imagine seeing a ghost , ‘ oh my goodness look at this strange apparition! ’ and he just comes up to you and is like , *blows smoke at you* and you’re like , ‘ oh , jesus , man! ’ ”
“ how do you arrest a ghost? you can’t. you handcuff them? i guess you would have to be a ghost cop. ”
“ you know what , i rescind what i said earlier. i won’t pour tea and fold clothes. i’ll be a ghost cop. yeah , that’s actually pretty badass. ”
“ ( name ) : GHOST COP. doesn’t that sound nice? that’s awesome. i like that. ”
“ you better watch out or yankee jim will give you some taffy. some folks say they hear him playing a jolly little kazoo tune in the middle of the night. ”
“ you know , if i were him i would haunt this place. you know what , ( name )? police bullshit. ”
“ you know what , i hope you’re riding a speedboat in heaven. ”
“ i’m gonna be quiet now and just embrace the darkness. ”
“ i am terrified , and if you’re scared of me , just know that if you show yourself in front of me , i’m gonna urinate all over this carpet. ”
“ but all the ghosts sound like they’re just having a laugh. he’s blowing smoke in people’s face , she’s having tea in the garden , the kids are running around , probably laughing. chasing the ghost dog and ghost cat. ghost cat’s probably chasing around little ghost mice. there’s a lot going on in this house. ”
