Joel Smallishbeans’ Least Favourite Bird

Magpie | He/She | MCYT | Adult

[slashmagpie]

Intro Post

I was @slasharrpea

Hi! I'm Magpie, and this is my shiny new account MCYT main blog! My pronouns are he/she and I am an adult. Feel free to DM me/send asks/interact however!

This blog will contain posts about:

Hermitcraft

Traffic Life

Empires SMP

Evo

MCC

...and probably more! Alongside reblogs I also make art and post fic, as well as ramble and liveblog sometimes. I also like to post song recs and mini playlists!

If I ever forget to tag something, or if you need me to tag a certain trigger, just shoot me an ask and I'll fix that ASAP for you! I'm super bad at tagging spoilers—if something really big happens I will try to tag, but most of the time I won't, so be wary of that. My catch-all tag for spoilers is simply #spoilers, I don't tend to separate by fandom. Sorry. I will also occasionally reblog ship content and suggestive jokes—block the #[fandom]shipping and #suggestive tags if you don’t want to see that.

You can also find me as SlashMagpie on AO3! If my fic has inspired you in anyway, feel free to make any sort of derivative work (fanart, fic, podfic, whatever), and also tag me in it, I'd love to see it <3

My sideblog is @backslashmagpie; this is where I reblog memes, shitposts, and the occasional non-MCYT fandom post.

I'm offering book/fic cover commissions!

[whereispearlescentmoon]

Happy Pride Month to ZombieCleo and GeminiTay specifically.

[tomatohorse]

My piece for the @falsesymmetryzine !!! Everyone go look!!

[boxofnothing]

had something else to post today then i rembered it's pride

[ooooo-mcyt]

can you guys tell i love doing textposts

[thelissbliss]

The iconic tweet is here!!! Everyone, cheer!

[thelissbliss]

[thelissbliss]

HAPPY GAY PTIDE DAY EVERYONE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[mothpines]

Happy pride to whatever the fuck 3l!treebark had going on

[katkatnotkitkat]

a collection :)

[cuunos]

mcyt is such a funny fandom because some of you genuinely don't think about the characters and it's crazy

[cuunos]

mcyt fans will be like yeah my favorite ship is the smart, nerdy twink and the big friendly hunk and all the other characters are supporting roles haha. and then you look at the characters and it's a genuinely intriguing look at manipulation and guilt and how it can lead people to dark, desperate places. and also the hunk is literally physically disabled but no one wants to talk about that because it's hard to draw yaoi fanart that incorporates a wheelchair

[itsmiaelloso]

My part of the collab, happy birthday gem!!

[breathaaaaa]

ethubs doodlesss

[peachy-baby]

A day off for firefighter Pearl

[cocosdailyetho]

532 // my friend made this for my birthday and I can only say its perfection best post on the blog fr

[anneliis18]

hermit a day 19 - etho

[2dadsfromaz]

Dictionary of Tango-isms

[x] with extra [x]

An intensifier. Usually styled as “flee with extra flee” but can be utilized with any word.

-ificator

Suffix indicating “machine that does [x]”. A “bonemeal-ificator”, for instance, is a machine that makes bonemeal.

niner

Used in place of any large number (“ten million bazillion niner stacks of wool”) or to punctuate the end of a statement in an affirmative way, similar to the phrase “ten-four”.

I’m not a builder/redstoner/gamer

A blatant and heinous lie.

[2dadsfromaz]

skadoodle - verb

An action word roughly synonymous with “move” and/or “operate” (as in “we’re just gonna skadoodle that over here”).

skadoodler - noun

The noun form of “skadoodle”, meaning “that which skadoodles”. Can occasionally be shorted to “skadoodle” which may cause some confusion with the verb form.

dunga dunga dunga

An onomatopoeia depicting movement, usually the footsteps of a large and heavy creature.

happy fun sauce - noun

Lava.

[2dadsfromaz]

Important additions courtesy of @justanotherwanderingone!

[x] harder

An imperative phrase. Normally [x] is a noun (which is not grammatically correct in English but is in Tango-isms). Similar use case to “lock in”, with [x] being used as a placeholder for the task that needs to be completed (eg. “wheat harder”).

[x] of eternal joy and happiness

A literal saw trap. Will probably be said with sadistic glee and whimsy. Exact wording may vary.

pancakes

45% chance this is a filler word

45% chance it’s another murder monster machine scheme

8% chance it’s literally just pancakes

2% chance he’s actually talking about waffles

[2dadsfromaz]

noob juice - noun

A playfully derogatory way of referring to Fire Protection potions. Used to prevent the burnification of one’s bits in the happy fun sauce.

[campyvillain]

mcyt fans will see an unrelated post and be like “ohmygoodness...this reminds me of how shittyfartbaby69 and penisunavailable were during the minecraft electric chair execution scene🥺”

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

the original text .......

[randomfansstuff]

happy one year

[halorocks1214]

happy five years 🎉

[savi-shiji]

omg spokeisher ... transfem spoke canon ...

[clownkiss3r]

cancelling this post . your macbook makes me wanna throw up

[savi-shiji]

EVERYTIME I TRY 2 POST SILLY SCREENSHOTS ALLLLL U PEOPLE WANNA TALK ABT IS MY STUPID MAC SHE'S FINE OKAY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG W/ HER AT ALL STOP FOCUSING ON THAT THAT'S NOT THE POINTTTT

[cavedd-in]

WILLOW. *WILLOW.* MY DEAR CHILD. YOUR MAC IS *NOT FINE IT IS NOT FINE* IT HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN FINE. HOW MANY OF THOSE KEYCAPS HAVE BEEN IN YOUR MOUTH. HOW MANY.

[dumflowr]

Wait they're eating the keys

[savi-shiji]

this is misinformation I only chewed up like a coulple and I did not eat those