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The Tricky Twins Take Paris!

The Catherineburg twins just completed their first solo royal tour on behalf of their uncle, The King, in Paris. 

The twins dazzled at each event, and even during their private time. They shook hands, accepted gifts and flowers, and held babies. The President of France said at the Return Banquet last evening that he was pleasantly surprised at how well the young twins handled themselves. 

We here at the Daily question why the twins had to stay in a 5-star hotel when foreign state visitors are put up by the President near to his residence, Elysée Palace. Further, it has come to our knowledge that Princess Katrina purchased her sister an almost 8 million Euro penthouse in Paris. Why couldn’t they stay there? But, of course, their mothers The Duchess and Duchess Consort have instilled in them an incredibly expensive taste.

Overall, the tour was a success. The twins hosted a garden party for Get Reading! their new literacy initiative in which children from all over France attended in addition to entertainers like Emma Watson, Marion Cotillard, Taylor Swift, and Karlie Kloss. Of course, Princess Jessica’s rumoured fiancé was in attendance as well (Chris Evans). The sisters wore the same L.K. Bennett sledge heels in taupe, which we found out were gifts from Princess Katrina’s godmother, HRH The Duchess of Cambridge. 

The sisters also took in the sights via a cruise down the Siene where Princess Jessica dazzled in a Victoria Beckham playsuit and sky-high Christian Louboutins while her sister went for a laid back style in leggings and a cardigan and sensible Keds. 

The sisters had private time to themselves on Sunday evening. Princess Katrina was spotted visiting the Eiffel Tower and having dinner nearby with close friends Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss. While Princess Jessica had a private dinner at the Palace of Versailles with boyfriend, Chris Evans. No word from the palace if an engagement occurred, but we’re sure it did.

The twins represented both the King and Slaybridge well on this tour. Where to next?

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Tricky Twins at it again!

Even royal protocol of an official visit can’t keep these twins on their best behavior!

The twins were seen hitting the local nightlife scene, hitting Germany’s hottest clubs with some of Germany’s hottest eligible bachelors!

The twins posed for pictures with many patrons of the club, which were plastered all over Instagram, twitter and facebook.

Around 4 am, they were seen eating breakfast at a local streusel restaurant, laughing about the lateness of the hour.

The pair were finally seen slinking into their apartments at 6 am- with a 10 am engagement in 4 short hours, it’s a wonder they were able to get through it at all!

These twins like to party on the taxpayers dollar!

We will keep you updated on the antics of this devilish duo!

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IS THE KING’S ENGAGEMENT IN SHAMBLES?

According to a source close to the King, that might be the case! We have not seen the Queen-to-be since the engagement was announced- many royal watchers were hoping to see her on the Germany tour, but no- it is just the Catherineburgs and King Colin.

Where is the Princess? Some report seeing her at a club in London with a handsome stranger. Others claim she is studying at University, preparing for her role as Queen.

We here at Slaybridge daily are devoted to getting to the bottom of this- the future of Slaybridge is at stake

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Tricky Twins on Vacation

Their Royal Highnesses Princess Jessica and Princess Katrina of Catherineburg have departed Ornesse International Airport late last night, and our photographers have spotted them on Motu Moie, their private island. Their press office has said time and time again that the island was purchased using private funds by Princess Jessica, and yet the security detail they need on a vacation such as this is paid for using public funds! 

Their office tweeted yesterday, maybe as a way of taking attention away from their vacation, that the twins would be attending a workshop at the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health Slaybridge. The twins are joint patrons of the centre, and the workshops are a part of the Princesses of Catherineburg Foundation. 

Princess Jessica’s boyfriend, Chris Evans, is also spotted on the beach, taking time away from press for his recent film Captain America: Civil War. Michael Fassbender, Princess Katrina’s rumoured beau is there too. 

The twins will join His Majesty King Colin I and other members of the Slaybridgean Royal Family on a state visit to Germany and the Netherlands next week.

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The Duchess Consort of Catherineburg was not in attendance at this evenings engagement party. Her Royal Highness is extremely tired from her earlier engagement at St. Nicholas Children's Hospital. She sends her warmest regards.

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THE KING’S ENGAGEMENT PARTY

The world’s media is here at West House, the country residence of TRH Princesses Jessica and Katrina of Catherineburg. 

Members of the Slaybridge and Schwarzbach royal families have been trickling in. Michelle Dockery, Benedict Cumberbatch and his wife have arrived.

The media is not allowed inside the party venue itself, but we have been given access to the front lobby where guests will make their way up the magnificent set of stairs into the party itself. We are told it is currently cocktail hour with appetizers being served. The King, his bride, the hostesses, and their mothers have not yet arrived. 

Arriving now: Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett. Could they be the musical entertainment for the evening?

UPDATE:

The King of Slaybridge has now arrived at the event, he waves to the small crowd gathered outside the gates. He stops briefly for photographs in the lobby. 

Beyoncé has also now arrived. 

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His Majesty's wedding is to be among the largest (and most expensive) gatherings of European royalty in recent history.

John Paschall, Slaybridge Daily

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IT'S OFFICIAL!

King Colin is official engaged to Princess Charlotte of Schwarzbach! It's a happy day throughout the country and in the princesses homeland of Saar! Expect at Catherineburg Palace, that is. It is said that Darlene and Jessie are afraid of losing their power to the new Queen!

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“I want to be a part of it”....Duchess on wild new york trip?

So the Duchess Consort of Catherineburg is going to New York on our dime? Once again, the Catherineburgs are out for the taxpayers dollar!

This thinly veiled excuse for a “Tour” is little more than a vacation with the girls! Queen Joy, Princess Catherine and a Miss Clare are among the attendees of this trip.

The itinerary includes pandering titles, such as “Vigil at John Lennon memorial”- how is this related to her Patronage for Music preservation? 

And Queen Joy just leaves her post in Arendelle to meet up with lower ranking royals for a week of fun in the Big Apple?????? Who is “Miss Clare” of Australia?  We’ve certainly never heard of her here in Slaybridge.

The Duchess has been in the news recently with gossipy tabloid Expose- could this be an attempt to clean up her image?

New York is the city of dreams- and we are certainly NOT sleeping on the Duchess Consort and her “girls”

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His Majesty the King will be departing Slaybridge tomorrow for a week long private visit to London, United Kingdom. Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Catherineburg will be acting as regent. 

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The Royal Palace Press Council announces that HRH Princess Charlotte, Countess of Saarbrücken, is no longer engaged to her former fiancée. Her Royal Highness is currently abroad and wishes for her privacy to be respected.

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Reports are noting tension on the red carpet this evening- could the SIFF be a breeding ground for scandal

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We are tremendously proud of the twins- they've worked so hard and it's so lovely, isn't it?

HRH the Duchess Consort of Catherineburg on the red carpet this evening

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The stars are out tonight and shining bright- dresses floating down the runway for Slaybridges 1st Annual Film Festival

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HRH Princess Amélie, Duchess of Primstal, as President and Founder of the Royal Fandom Fashion Police and Grand Master of the Supreme Decoration of Royal Fashion has decided as the first recipient of the renewed Decoration of the Royal Fashion to HM King Colin I of Slaybridge. As such, the RFFP team will host a ball on january 18th, 2016. The dress code will be white tie with orders and tiaras. All Houses are invited.

The tag will be #rfdecor2k16

For more information about the decoration, go to the official website of the RFFP.

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Why the Secrets Catherineburgs?

Late last night the official twitter for the Catherineburg family said, “TRH The Princesses of Catherineburg have called for a Press Conference.” 

Our office and media outlets around the world were issued a small statement that didn’t offer much more than the tweet said. 

So, why did the Tricky Twins, 24, call for a Press Conference? 

What kind of scandal have they brought upon the royal family this time? We think there is only so much more the King can take.

Is one of the princesses pregnant? Is Princess Jessica engaged after only a short romance to Chris Evans? We wouldn’t be surprised given the amount of promiscuous relationships their mother HRH Mary Jessica, Duchess Consort of Catherineburg has had (Prince Harry, King Willem-Alexander, etc.). 

The Press Conference is to take place Wednesday at 2 pm at City Palace, the Ornesse residence of the Catherineburg family, and where their offices are based.

So, readers leave a comment below about what you think this conference could be about.

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An Awkward Encounter

Our sources tell us that just the other night it was obvious that Princess Katrina and Oliver Phelps, 29 did indeed split up.

Both the Princess and Phelps recently attended the engagement party of Princess Agustina to Tom Felton. The Princess, 24, is a close friend of the Princess of Argentina while Phelps starred in Harry Potter with Felton.

The Phelps twins were already at the party when the Tricky Twins accompanied by Princess Jessica’s beau Chris Evans, 32, arrived. 

An insider close to the Tricky Twins told the Daily that Oliver and Katrina were seen having a heated discussion before both were whisked away by their twin. 

Our insider also told us that the Princess was accepting drink after drink from the waiters, and had to be carried by her protection officers shortly after midnight. 

So, there you have it Daily readers. Princess Katrina is officially back on the market. The Princess and Phelps were first spotted together in August, however, we’re told they were in fact together as early as early June. Phelps did attend one major royal event. He was in attendance at the anniversary party of the Duchess and Duchess Consort of Catherineburg. 

Princess Jessica and Chris Evans appear to still be going strong. Evans recently attended the birthday gala for the Duchess Consort of Catherineburg, as well as attending the engagement party.