[slayonces]

I feel like i am if bianca del rio was a woman

[slashersirens]

i am a lesbian and he is a gay man and yet i yearn for him like a starving man yearns for food

[artaudmatic]

"Nobody writes of Holmes and Watson without love." - John le Carré 

[slayonces]

joan crawford is walburga black

[slayonces]

are you telling me this isnt walburga black?

[deforest]

JOAN CRAWFORD & CLARK GABLE in STRANGE CARGO — 1940, dir. Frank Borzage

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

guys walburga is older than tom i can imagine the rise of voldemort and walburga's like ? wha? who? ohhh that weird kid? he had like no friends lmao ,,, fucking half breed ,,, he tried to stick w us and we shoved him in a closet & charmed him quiet for like 3 hours when he was like 12 . @ alphard didnt u have the hots for him . what ? join him ? WORK FOR HIM ? 💀💀 that's funny . but maybe i can go have tea w him and remind him how he had a crush on druella . idk why . i was hotter

[slayonces]

joan crawford is walburga black

[slayonces]

sirius black is daffy duck and remus lupin is bugs bunny…

[daantihero]

Scorpius: Did you have a bully growing up?

Draco:Have you met your grandfather?

[bygone-hollywood]

Humphrey Bogart in his study at home

[elainiisms]

meeee

[mentallyadinonugget]

[solisitude]

me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?

[izzy444angel]

it feels like I lost something special

[slayonces]

“a rope in hand for ur other man to hang from a tree” ugh i love it when u talk dirty to me hozier stop it im blushing

[of-padfoots-and-moonys]

one of the saddest things that happened in the harry potter series is that sirius black died before he had the chance to discover beyoncé

[izzy444angel]