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Okay, what are we drinking to?

World peace? Puppies? Bernie Sanders? The possibility of a girl’s clothes landing on my bedroom floor tonight? This hair? We should drink to this hair, right? Always so on point. I don’t know how I do it.

#woodsborostarter #scott

tessaeames :

“Ew I think you have a sandwich from freakin’ 2009 on you’re dashboard”

“Alright, okay. You wanted a ride, you can keep your judgy tone to yourself.”

#tessa #scott

olivers-w :

God, don’t you just hate promposals?

Depends. Am I being promposed to or am I doing the promosing?

#oliver #scott

ethanryder :

I meant every word of what I said.

Oh, no. Bro, I believe you. I’m just saying it’s kinda unbelievable.

#ethan #scott

joturner :

“Tell me there’s a decent tea room in this town,” Jo said to the stranger in front of her.

“I wouldn’t know. Tea isn’t exactly my thing, babe.”

#jo #scott

dylan-moretti :

“Do you know if there’s any hard alcohol anywhere? All I keep finding is weird tasting wine.”

Scott casually slipped a flask out of his pocket and handed it to the guy, “First rule of fancy as fuck events; always come prepared.”

#dylan #scott

spencercordova :

“She’s tiny and blonde and very serious about this masquerade and her swans. If she catches me tonight she will probably end my life. Please help.”

“Brah. Seriously? You’re hiding from a tiny blonde because you’re scared she’ll kill you?” He paused briefly. “Brah! Those are the best kind of women!”

#spencer #scott #/like son i have so much to teach you

Scott Lexington’s Masquerade Outfit

#/why yes Ella that IS a leather jacket #woodsboroevent #mayor's masquerade #outfits

Oh, come on.

It’s just one little shot of tequila. What’s the worst that could happen? Besides, it’s on me. You can’t let a good tequila shot go to waste. Drink up, live life on the edge. Shots shots shots shots shots.