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the-one-inside:
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noiselesspatientspider:
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angelas-extrasandstuff:
I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, itâs long, but worth it. And I swear to god I didnât alter any of this.Â
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Her long hair, still wet from the shower, had been combed down her back in a wet swath. Hilda was sitting on the floor, her round, wet boobs still wet from the showerâs water. She dried off the water with a towel, which then became wet.
Hilda gasped when she saw a reflection in her bedroom mirror: through the slightly open door, she caught a glimpse of the chiseled abs and square jaw of the mysterious stranger who shared her cabin. She stood and spun around, her breasts swinging heavily with the momentum. She grabbed the door and flung it open, revealing shirtless Torolf (which is seriously his name) quivering with desire in the hallway.
Torolf was ashamed at being caught, but his shame made him even hotter â hotter for sex. He stepped into the room, and his bulging abs accidentally smushed into Hildaâs rich chest.
As Hildaâs buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm. âHilda,â Torolf murmured thickly, his throbbing meat wand pressing against Hildaâs warm thighs. âThere is a secret I need to not tell you: You are my forbidden desire.â
Hilda had been waiting to hear these words. Her heart was lifted on golden wings and soared toward a radiant sun of perfect joy. She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
âTorolf,â Hilda moaned, her lush teats straining with desire. âI need you.â Torolf, coarse abs pulsing softly in the moonlight, stood silently. Hilda looked at him expectantly. âOh, sorry,â she added. âTorolf, I need you â sexually.â
At hearing those beautiful words, Torolf flexed his rough-hewn abs and Hilda found herself being guided to her soft bed by the sheer force of Torolfâs undulating midsection. She parted her thighs in anticipation, exposing the soft pink petals of her clunge.
Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.
Hilda clutched at the bedsheets with lust and ecstasy and her hands. Her spongy love mountains hurled to and fro with each pounding. Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.
Then Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinsonâs. He pumped in all of his hot pearlescent sperms as Hilda spasmed with so many orgasms!
The two lay still for a moment as the stinky scent of lovemaking billowed around the room. Hilda got out of bed, still shimmering with orgasm. She glowed with contentment, like a cat who ate the cream of the crop.
She walked across the room and picked up her towel, still wet with shower water. âTorolf,â she said softly, âthereâs something I have to tell youâŠâ
But her bed was empty.
Torolf was gone, escaped out the bedroom window. In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.
âŠ.
DICK
ANEURYSM
GALLOPING ABS
Who told this lady she could write?
Why did she ever stop?
IT GETS WORSE THE FURTHER IN THE PASSAGE YOU GO OMG
I will read this in Kermit the Frogâs voice
âHer body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside itâ someone put that on a shirt for me
mii-makes-art
âentered her like she was a lotteryâ
I. Am. Dying.
I read this whole thing and now you have to read it also.
Oh my god this almost killed me
Writing at its finest..
@readbythestarlight
@halfblood-fiend Did I seriously just read âdick Parkinsonâsâ
GALLOPING ABS IS FOREVER MY FAVORITE THING.
This post fulfills me with fulfillment.
My wet eyes are wet from wet tears! This was painfully hilarious.
spongy love mountains.
@arctic-hands @thefingerfuckingfemalefury @secchiona @smolmoonlesbian
galloping abs what the fuck
someone please draw disembodied abs running with horse legs
@cryoverkiltmilk <3
ITâS BACK OH MY GOD
No eve thatâs the front of a torso not the back
Are you ABS-olutely certainabout that
Be careful not to have a dick anuerysm when seeing this people! O.O
@stawrbaby
This brought tears to my eyes, it was both painful and hilarious. I will never doubt my smut writing skills again. Enjoy.
@galifreyas - youâre fave author
itâs back and getting better!
This is fucking amazing ⊠Dick aneurysm is my new favourite phrase
