#dickjokes

[temoti]

"Why was the skeleton lonely?"

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"Because he had nobody."

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"You usually laugh at my jokes, are they getting old?"

Artblock be damned, the votes yearn for angsty crack shi

At first it was suppose to be Grayson mourning over Sans getting dusted but then the pose kept fucking me up so I said 'fuck it, sans will take over this'

And how did he die? Remember the injustice universe where Damian killed Nightwing? Yeah, that one. Ig it should have a tag of that as well

[lavenderlorespeaker]

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: DCU, DCU (Comics), Undertale (Video Game), Justice League - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dick Grayson/Sans Characters: Dick Grayson, Sans (Undertale), Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman), Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Human Souls (Undertale) Additional Tags: Crossover Pairings, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Crack Crossover, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Attempt at Humor, Established Relationship, Skeleton Puns, Sans (Undertale) Makes Puns, Frisk is a Little Shit (Undertale), They/Them Pronouns for Frisk (Undertale), Mute Frisk (Undertale), Barry Allen is So Done, Minor Barry Allen/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Narrator Chara (Undertale), Error Sans (Undertale), Minor Original Character(s), SOUL Mechanics (Undertale), SOUL Power (Undertale), _____tale Sans | Ink (Undertale), Breaking the Fourth Wall, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating Summary:

After a sudden mishap with the CORE, Sans end up getting stuck in the DC Universe.

Somehow, throughout all of that mess, he stumbled his way upon dating a man known as The Nightwing. He's not complaining about that, he is just wondering if there's a way home after all... And if there is, will people still remember him after all.

Two years later, Frisk would answer that question by landing in the exact same place that he did, right in the Justice League Watchtower.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I've decided to start categorising my pairings.

Pairings that are canon in the source material. Ex: Timbern, Harlivy,

Pairings that aren't officially recognised in current canon but A-are canon in another universe, B- are supported by the writers if not the publishers, and C- have been written as if canon OR is canon, but one-sided. Ex: HalBarry, Boostle, TimKon, Aquamanhunter

Pairings that aren't canon romantically, but the characters still love one another. Ex: JayRoy, BruHarvey, StephCass

Pairings that aren't canon, but have great chemistry and I like to rotate them in my head and squish them together while going 'Now kiss!' Ex: ColdFlash, WallyPiper, TimOwen

I don't actually ship them, but their portmanteau is funny and that's good enough for me. Ex: DickStroke, DickJokes

[fractualized]

rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words

I got tagged by @mystrothedefender. Thank yooooou! Unsurprisingly, my results are all for Telltale Batman except one.

most hits: Another Version of the Truth (John Doe/Bruce Wayne) - Oh, yeah, I've long been aware this is my most popular fic. What if in The Enemy Within, hijinks led to Bruce getting amnesia when he joined the Pact and John suddenly found himself with a boyfriend? If that sounds fun to you, then read this very indulgent fic I started writing to expel the silliest and fluffiest feelings that didn't belong other fic. (Though inevitably Actual Plot seeps in).

second most kudos: Attitude Adjustment (John Doe/Bruce Wayne) - Wrote this one when I had the wherewithal to do fic requests. (Maybe again some day!) Someone asked for John to meet the Justice League, and naturally I used that scenario to undermine Batman's very serious persona. And then I ended up writing a sequel in which John undermines Lex Luthor. He's very versatile.

third most comments: On the Mend (John Doe/Bruce Wayne) - Part one of my effort to get John back out of Arkham after the events of the game, not in a realistic way necessarily, but in an earned, comic-book type way. It also starts a slow burn of John and Bruce admitting they are in love, dang it. I recently finished editing this one, and I think it reads more smoothly now.

fourth most bookmarks: Backstitch (John Doe/Bruce Wayne) - In this sequel to On the Mend, John is back living in the city and figuring out what to do with his life, but this time he's got some real pals to offer support beyond Bruce's, and eventually the build-up between him and Bruce pays off— uh, after they have a big argument. And after a Wayne gala gets attacked. And after a city-wide fight with Lock-Up and his terrorist followers. Editing this one is much bigger job, but it's still my baby and I hope you'll take a look.

fifth most words: Grudge Match (Dick Grayson/Joker) - Ohhhh we got so close to no fics from my alt account making it on this list, but this one made it. If you're interested in a domestic scenario where Dick and Joker act out their frustrations with Bruce by having a sex marathon with each other… here it is!

fewest words: Heads in the Clouds (John Doe/Bruce Wayne) - A fluff piece written for mystrothedefender. I vaguely remember a discord conversation about how batjokes fic shouldn't be barred from involving picnics, so I wrote batjokes with a picnic. I should try that with comics batjokes…

I tag: @distort-opia, @fordarkisthesuede, @dracze, @battybrownboo, @darkpurpledawn

[davidwfloydart]

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[lordmegadumb]

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Roman: Please stop making dick jokes

Remus: But it’s so hard...