The Void Is Lonely

Take a friend

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Stolen content, this is my next character.

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

You ever just lay around and inspect your life?

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

I often want to be my cat. Laze about with my needs taken care of, with no cares in the world. Until it is just after dinner time and my cats are crying for additional food. I’m just glad I can open my own cans of food.

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Someone told me #NoLivesMatter until you do something worth remembering.

Not sure how to feel about that.

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Sometimes it’s better to leave things alone. When you wake a sleeping beast, you might get attacked.

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Someone finds value in your existence. Even if it’s just the statistical analysis grad student that you answered a survey for when everyone else walked past.

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

I’m happy to announce a early dismissal for your hard work and dedication. However, please make sure to attend any scheduled meetings and respond to clients for Monday.

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

You ever sit at your office and think, “anyone else trying to do this would either a) have no idea what they are doing b) do this so much faster/better than me”

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

I lost my gender. A little fairy came up to me with a clipboard and asked me for mine. I said sure, and promptly lost everything.

[funnytwittertweets]

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Feel the same about family sometimes

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

I love these hot summer days. Leaving the office and feeling the warmth envelope me like a hug. The humidity, that I can feel deep in my lungs. This just makes me want to jump into a hammock and relax. However, I know that I have to go back into my frozen office prison.

[pukicho]

puki post ball sack when?

You need to stop sending me this one

[poorwhayfairingstranger]

I got you fam

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

I like this sack

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it occurs to me some of you have never encountered vintage mascara. allow me to correct this:

(For cake mascara, water had to be added before each application!)

[thebroccoligoblin]

Most of the time the “water” used was spit :-)

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Maybe she is born with it, maybe it’s spit?

[plaguedocboi]

Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel

Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Nope….. not going

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

The paladin cast detect good and evil. I told him he detects 3 undead. He asks where in the room he senses them. I handed him the minis and said, you tell me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a terrific day to remember that chameleon bones glow under uv light!

[amias-the-fool]

Can confirm, I have a chameleon named Venus and I love her and her glowing bones :)

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

@teeth-are-tasty where is your glowing Venus pics?

[delphinidin4]

[sleep-like-fried-shrimp]

Well, seeing as they have ended support for IE and is full of exploits… yes it’s dead