Hullo

[awwww-cute]

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

[bugsaremytype]

[sluttybitch2008]

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

[tastefullyoffensive]

[via]

[snoopdoggsravioli]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

[zackies-deactivated20141217]

be careful washing dishes in the dark

[vicfuentesanon-deactivated20180]

is this fall out boy lyrics

[zackies-deactivated20141217]

no

[vicfuentesanon-deactivated20180]

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

[zackies-deactivated20141217]

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

[greelin]

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

[kafka-esquire]

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

[annakendrickvevo]

[theoffensiveoctopus-blog]

I’ve never related more to anything in my life than I do the fourth one

[fuckyeahpotterphotography]

[adubs132-deactivated20240901]

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

[thaddeus-whitewolfe]

[fuckyeahsexanddrugs]

this is literally what happens when a young adult starts working full time

[fuckyeahbehindthescenes]

[sleepingcenter]

The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.

The Breakfast Club (1985)

[sandandglass]

[strangeparkings]

[catsfurever]

$20 for a selfie with me

[scrumlordquill-blog-blog]

but I can go to the dumpster for free

[catsfurever]

[chilled]

this couldn’t get any better

[aaropostle]

Remember when Katy Perry found a loaded gun in Rihanna’s purse during the VMA’s.

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”.

the bar was in japan.

[vegansalvaje]

must be why everyone is speaking in english

[disgustingpile-deactivated20140]

this is a dubbed text post

[sugar-galaxies-deactivated20140]

the manga was better

[disappointingpopsiclejokes]

Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

[sixpenceee]

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[hypersexualfangirl-deactivated2]

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