Sleeping Forever

Hi! I'm just a 16-year-old girl who likes to sleep and make puns

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@ people whose notification tone is five hours long and always keep their phone on full volume

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guys i’m about to request BTS on my local radio station wish me luck

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They aren't answering 😰

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guys i'm about to request BTS on my local radio station wish me luck

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I'm not like other girls

I’m trash

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Reading a work of yours that you were originally proud of until you read someone else’s amazing writing

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i’ve reached a point in my life where i’m sitting alone in my room writing fanfiction and listening to the Shrek soundtrack

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scorpio, gemini, leo, virgo, capricorn, aquarius

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Remind me to never post about periods on this hell site again. I did it last time and I'm still having pictures of bloody sheets and bloody panties appear on my dash

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It took me 3 hours to write 347 words 😓

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Me: *is stretching peacefully, letting out a small whine as my eyes begin to flutter open. I am almost ready to wake up.* My brother, banging on my door: WaKe Up!¡!¡ Me: *hisses as I slither back into the warmth of my blankets, snuggling back into my pillow as my eyes begin to close once again. I have been disturbed before fully awakened. It will be a hard day.*

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If someone I don't like wakes me up there is a 1000% chance that I will be in a terrible mood for the rest of the day

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

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Not risking it

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That moment when you wake up at one in the morning covered in blood and decide to take a shower because you feel fucking gross, but you can’t because your brother is in the shower at one in the fucking morning for no fucking reason so you and your bloody self have to wait before you can even change your fucking pad and it’s gross and what kind of bitch ass showers at one in the fucking morning this is the worst coincidence in the history of coincidences ever I am slowly dying

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I JUST FUCKING SNEEZED KILL ME NOW

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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SHOWER AT ONE IN THE MORNING I SWEAR TO GOD

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i am ok

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That moment when you wake up at one in the morning covered in blood and decide to take a shower because you feel fucking gross, but you can’t because your brother is in the shower at one in the fucking morning for no fucking reason so you and your bloody self have to wait before you can even change your fucking pad and it’s gross and what kind of bitch ass showers at one in the fucking morning this is the worst coincidence in the history of coincidences ever I am slowly dying

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I JUST FUCKING SNEEZED KILL ME NOW

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HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO SHOWER AT ONE IN THE MORNING I SWEAR TO GOD

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That moment when you wake up at one in the morning covered in blood and decide to take a shower because you feel fucking gross, but you can’t because your brother is in the shower at one in the fucking morning for no fucking reason so you and your bloody self have to wait before you can even change your fucking pad and it’s gross and what kind of bitch ass showers at one in the fucking morning this is the worst coincidence in the history of coincidences ever I am slowly dying

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I JUST FUCKING SNEEZED KILL ME NOW

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That moment when you wake up at one in the morning covered in blood and decide to take a shower because you feel fucking gross, but you can't because your brother is in the shower at one in the fucking morning for no fucking reason so you and your bloody self have to wait before you can even change your fucking pad and it's gross and what kind of bitch ass showers at one in the fucking morning this is the worst coincidence in the history of coincidences ever I am slowly dying