navigating chaos ☆~in style~☆

i'm zena. 32. she/her. don't expect anything here.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[pusheen]

[cafffine]

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

[wizardshark]

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

[fullcravings]

Puff Pastry Fruit Pizza

[frachella]

https://www.instagram.com/yan.cacchione/

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[autistrix]

[https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/120351732] Tree Swallow || Tachycineta bicolor Observed in Canada Least Concern in location of observation

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[sdzoo]

No one knows for sure, but it’s estimated that there are 4,000-6,500 snow leopards, or “ghost cats,” in their native range. Learn more about these elusive cats. 

Photos by Peter Csanadi

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[molombo]

What does it take to make African mythology real? Everything we had. Over 70% of our Kickstarter Backers came from Tumblr. Thank you. Now it's yours.

ZAIROO is out now.

[thethirdromana]

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

[bulkhummus]

a roasted brussel sprout can change your life if you let it. open your heart. take my hand. its good, try it. i love a brusseled sprout I love you

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[quietsphere]

Any good story needs an ending. Any good story needs an ending!! Any good story needs and ending!!! To make a point you need a period, not a comma!!!!!

[alnitaks]

starry.eyed.stitcher

[orbitingrook]